I am sure many of you will remember the short story from high school called The Lottery.

It’s about a town who every year held a lottery.  Suspense built as the reader was kept in the dark as to the prize until the end – when the ‘winner’ was stoned to death by the rest of the townspeople.

What does this have to do with the Fast 5?

Anchorman has (shockingly!) not been asked to join a team, and since he’s one of the organizers of this whole thing we felt that was a tragedy.

Sooooo….

When you show up next Saturday you’ll be given a ticket.  If your ticket is picked, you don’t run and Anchorman takes your place.

Have you ever wanted to not win so much in your life?

#damnitsgoodtobeagangsta