Stairway to heaven

WARMUP:
SSH, windmill, burpees to quite the pax, squats, more burpees, moroccan Club, more burpees, stretching
THE THANG:
3 rounds
20 squats
20 lunges
20-20-20 in/out/ regular calf raises
Run up the steps and around

3 rounds
Curb merkins 10 each side
10 CCD
25 monkey jumpers
Up steps and around

2 rounds
10 big boys
20 LBCs
Go up steps backwards and around

Finished off with some Bulgarian split squats

2 rounds

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Cadence Count Expertise

WARMUP: Calling cadence fails with SSH, Hillbillies, Strawberry Pickers, with lo slo squats and windmills mixed in. Moseying to benches over yonder.

THE THANG:
Arms lock lunge walk, Arms lock 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Gear run across the park to Jekyll’s Hill.

Reverse Lunges (pick a number)
Then up hill, burpee at top.
Repeat – double the number, two burpees at top
Repeat – until forever. 3 burpees at top. Omaha as we would have been there till dinner time.

Upper lot.
10 Big Boys – run
20 Flutter -run
30 LBC’s -run
Elbow plank for 6. Then 10 count.

Calhoun Lot curb
5 Derkins
5 Diamond Derkins
5 WA Derkins
Bear Crawl across lot to curb
Crawl Bear Back
Repeat 3X

On Park Fence
Balls to Wall = Nuts on Fence
10 second count
Repeat 3X

In front of bathroom structure
Team of 4 Plank off – everyone’s a winner.

To mid field – Tunnel of Love

MARY: Bonsai led then Bombs Jacks showed up.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter. Cannoli Run 2027, Bourbon in November.
COT: Prayers.

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‘Merica 250

WARMUP: 5 Burpees
THE THANG: Flipped off King George, as well as 13 Colony inspired exercises for a rep count of 1776
MARY: She slept in
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your various newsletters
COT: Remembered what our fore fathers sacrificed for our freedom, we remembered U-Haul and presented Bowser with U-Haul flag.

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Time Check Site Q!


WARMUP:
Abe Vigoda, Arm Circles, Cherry Pickers, Downward Dog, Honeymooners, Pideon Stretch
THE THANG: Mosey to Pain Station #1 in front of Hotel. F3 cards focused on arms. Pick a card and tell Pax how & when you were introduced to F3, who HCd you and where did you 1st post. Mosey to pain station #2 located in Epic Chophouse's parking lot. Cardio. Mosey to pain station behind Smashburger for Legs. Mosey to pain station 4 at Napa's loading dock. Arms. Rinse & repeat. Each HIM had the opportunity to let the PAX know their 1st experience in the Gloom!

MARY: Freddy Mercury, heel touches, leg lifts
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men's Shelter, Independence Day Convergence,
COT: The Pirate, Families

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Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

Backblast! 1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration
DATE: 2026-06-09
AO: The Ballroom
It was a steamy morning at Slow Burn and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerate.

Quick warmup with the stretching and we were off.

Over to the hill for some Chutes and Ladders. 🪜 There were two cones at each station and the PAX had to choose one of them. If they chose a C we had to Chute (run) up to the top of the hill. If it was an L we would run up to the next rung on the ladder. Each rung had two cones and some exercises. I think the PAX had drone footage of me setting up the cone this morning as they found almost all of the Ladders this morning.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

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Four Corners(ish) at WEP

WARMUP: Took a soft-J jog around the outer perimeter of WEP with some stop-offs for warm up exercises. SSH, IW, HBW; sumo squats, plank-jacks, seal-jacks; broga stretches
THE THANG: 4 corners, self paced. Rinse and repeat to run out the clock.

First Corner:

  1. CCDs x 20
  2. Curb Derkins (stage wall)
  3. Curb Urkins (stage wall)

Second Corner:

  1. Lunges x 10/leg
  2. Jump Squats x 20
  3. Reverse Lunges x 10/leg

Third Corner:

  1. LBCs x 20
  2. Dying Cockroaches x 10 d.c.
  3. Crunchy Frogs x 10 d.c.

Fourth Corner:

  1. Mtn Climbers x 20 d.c.
  2. Peter Parkers x 10 d.c.
  3. Parker Peters x 10 d.c.

MARY: 3 mins of abs
LBCs, protractors and something else 🤔

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter
COT:

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Dawn Patrol

WARMUP: multiple 10 count warmups
THE THANG: 4 corners hit upper, lower and core body work at each stop
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter, CRI out workday Aug 1st,
COT: prayers for minuteman’s mother in law, marriages and kids

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And then there was three…

WARMUP:
Mosey to Lowe's Contractor Parking
15 SSH
10 Imperial Walkers
10 Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG:
EMOM Ladder
25 Burpees
50 Merkins
75 Squats
100 Bigboy Situps
75 Squats
50 Merkins
25 Burpees

Deck of Cards Abs Work
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Happy Father's Day
COT:
Pray It Out

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Dawn Patrol with Cake 🎂

WARMUP: mosey with stops for some exercises
THE THANG: 11’s
11 stations 3 levels each level had accumulating exercise moves 10 reps each
Run down hill for 11 merkins and run back
Hard spring g to finish
MARY: gas pumpers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT:
Twister was there
Shady and Jekyll ran
Barry complaint it was too hot

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