Dear gauntlet featuring Miss Cindie’s Gloryhole

WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP, MNC… Farmer carry to gauntlet
THE THANG:
8/25 snake pit
The gauntlet : 

  1. 15 tire flips
  2. 20 monkey King deadlifts (50 LB). ** There was motion on the floor without any vote to rename this “the teabagger”.
  3. Murder, bunny out /lunge walk back
  4. Log landmine press… 15 each side
  5. WWIII sIt ups  x 10.
  6. miss Cindy’s glory holes X 25
  7. Ruck man makers X 10
  8. Sledgehammer on tire (or gorilla smashes with 20 LB dumbbell) X 40
  9. Sandbag toss out and back

Board of pain while waiting for gauntlet:
(Most didn’t get too far… But if we had a higher headcount, this would’ve been critical)

100 SSH
90 American ham
80 KB swing 
70BW squat
60 LBC
50 KB snatch (25 each)
40 CDD
30 Freddie Mercury (2X count)
20 wide or diamond Merkin
15. Hello ladies.
10 Lieutenant Dan
5 Burpee‘s

MARY: partner up, foot to foot

  • one man holds 6 inches (narrow.) while the other does 10 Slaloms each side
  • flapjack
  • one man holds 6 inches (wide) while other does 10 gas pumps
  • Flapjack

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rock region, Civitas, Bethel, other newsletter type stuff

COT: prayers for patience in dealing with family, grief/loss, and communication in marriages, etc.

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School Tour

Commentary courtesy of Dark Helmet:

12 men at The Pit Of Cocks received a generous helping of Italian Jobs.

The Thang:

  • Run 1/4 mile-ish then perform the following
  • 10 Burpees
  • 20 HR Merkins
  • 30 Lunges
  • 40 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Burpees

Repeat until the hate leaves your heart or until 45 minutes has elapsed…

Moleskine:
The morning began with Liberty rescuing Goose’s hemorrhoid pillow from the parking lot (not sure when that got left there) and placing it lovingly by the flag. Also placed by the flag, was a fat deuce squeezed out like Satan’s toothpaste by 3D’s nutsniffer. Not to worry, like most good dog owners, 3D brought his little doo-doo produce bags and collected the offering to carry with him. I don’t have a dog, and one of the main reasons is that I currently live in a situation that would require me to bend down and collect the feces of a lesser beast. I'm on the top of the food chain. I will not collect feces. Besides, the mighty (though domesticated) canine deserves to leave his castoffs where they lay, so for me to take responsibility to care for such an animal would require me to live beyond the officious reach of an HOA and past the confines of a fence…

Changing subjects, Deep Dish remarked about the amount of sand in the CRHS parking lot and was contemplating how to take his kids there and convince them that it was Myrtle Beach, but with less cigarette butts.

COT: Pray for many men’s relatives, to shoulder our burdens, and to be smart enough not to go alone.

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Mambo number 9

WARMUP:
SSH
Imp Walkers
Moroccan nightclubs
Michael Phelps
Squats
Merkins
Broga

THE THANG:
Ladder interval up downs

Merkins and Squats
MOT Bear Crawk

LBC Jump Squats
MOT Lunges

Dora with shared bag

Merkins
Big boys
Imp Walkers

Carolina Dry Docks
Dips
LBC

50
100
150

Mosey w bag back to COT

MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pizza

COT:
Prayers for family and health

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Push it to the limit

WARMUP:
SSH
Imp Walkers
Moroccan nightclubs
Michael Phelps
Squats
Merkins
Broga

THE THANG:
Ladder interval up downs

Merkins and Squats
MOT Bear Crawl

LBC Jump Squats
MOT Lunges

Dora with shared bag

Merkins
Big boys
Imp Walkers

Carolina Dry Docks
Dips
LBC

50
100
150

Mosey w bag back to COT

MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pizza

COT:
Prayers for family and health

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What would you say you do here?

WARMUP: yea, this is important

THE THANG:

  1. move the parking lot aisles. 1 burpee, run to the other end, 2 burpees, next aisle, 3 burpees, etc. up to 10
  2. mosey to the hill with the close light poles. 5 squats at the first, bear crawl to the second, 10 squats, bear crawl, etc. up to 30
  1. the last light pole was not illuminated….reminds me of a sad clown. A man who is present but the lights are off. So, of course we did reps there, because that guys needs them the most
  1. back down the hill with Carolina Dry Docks and crawl bear.
  2. mosey to the front of the school for a fake stop
  3. mosey to the back of the school for a short sprint
  4. mosey to the side of the school to climb the hill
  5. mosey back to COT with Dictator taking the lead

MARY: last 5 min and we rotated who led

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: There are lots of guys in our lives with their lights off. Just a shell of what they could be. You can see it at work, in your neighborhood, at church, your kid's school, the grocery store, in a restaurant, etc. They're cosplaying at being the men they were created to be. F3 isn't the only answer for them, but it's a pretty dang good one. Go EH!

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Fellowship Route

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Earth Fare and Back
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Family, health and seeking God

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Soccer sprints

WARMUP: Moroccan night clubs
Imperial walkers
Low slow squat
Plank
Worlds greatest stretch
Tempo merkins

THE THANG: mosey to soccer field
Exercise 1
Single leg RDL x10e
Reverse lunge x10e
Calf raises x20
90% length of football field and back
X4

Exercise 2
10 jump squats
5 broad jumps
10 Apollo Ohno’s
100yd sprint, 90%
X4

Partner up
Partner A: 200yd run
Partner B: 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 15 squats
X3-4

Mosey back to COT
MARY: feet to heaven and 6 inches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel
COT:

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Cinder blocks and street lights

WARMUP:
-Moroccan nightclub
-imperial walkers
-cherry pickers
-side straddle hop
THE THANG:
-at each light do squats, side straddle hop, merkins and LBCs- reps 2,4,6,8,10,12
-with cinder blocks -> 100 sit-ups with press, swings, squats
-at each light squats, side straddle hop, merkins, and LBCs – reps 3,6,9,12,15
-30 overhead claps, 50 LBCs, 30 side straddle hop
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-Bethel Men’s Shelter
-Stuff the bus
COT:

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Not-erate Yard Work

WARMUP: 10 each

  • SSH
  • Moroccans
  • Cherry Pickers
  • Windmills
  • Flying Squirrels

Mosey on track doing:

  • Butt kickers
  • High knees
  • Karaoke
  • Toy Soldier
  • Lunge
  • Burpee broad jumps (~10)
  • Bear crawl

THE THANG:
Goal was 3 rounds, most PAX between 2-3 done.

Station 1 – 20 each

  • Merkins
  • Scorpion Dry Docks (switch half way)
  • Shoulder Taps (both = 1)

Station 2 – 30 each

  • LBCs
  • Fluttahs (both = 1)
  • Box Cuttahs

Station 3 – 40 each

  • Mtn Climbers
  • Peter Parkers
  • Plank Jacks

Station 4 – 50 each

  • Squats
  • Calf Raises
  • Bomb Jacks

MARY:
Throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel, stuff the bus

COT:
Kids back to school / leaving the nest, family members health.

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