No Uno For You!

This morning at the Pit we played a little Uno. Here are the rules.

Blue – Curls
Green – LBC 
Yellow – Goblet Squats 
Red – Chest press 
Skip – Run
+2 – pick 2 exercises, 2 reps
+4 – 4 reps all 4 exercise 
Reverse – Repeat last exercise 
Wild – Change color

Some pax tried to cheat.
Some forgot the rules.

Either way it was a good way to start the day.

Friday I’m on Q at Slow Burn. Come on out! 🔥

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Little Baby Sandbags

THE THANG: partner up. One partner carries two 2lb sand bags, switch at each station.
1st stop- south state bank = 5 reps (4 count) SSH, seal jacks, plank jacks
2nd stop- culdesac of Patricia Lane = 15 Superman’s, 15 flutter with press
Return to south state stop.
3rd stop- earth fare = 10 flying squirrels, 10 single count jumping lunges
Rinse and repeat.
4+ miles
MARY: 25 Supermans
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CRI volunteer event Saturday 8-12, Bethel Men’s serve this Thursday
COT: 🙏🙏🙏

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Kettlebell Cindy

Warmup
Calf Raise, Imperial Walker, Moroccan Night Club, Cherry Pickers, Merkins, LBC

Farmer’s carry to Cindy Storage

AMRAP (as many rounds as possible)

40 reps Exercise
30 reps Mountain Climbers
20 reps Exercise
10 reps Merkins
Farmer’s Carry up the hill and back.

List of Exercises:

  1. KB One Arm Row (rep count for each side)
  2. Cindy American Hammer
  3. KB Swings
  4. Cindy Overhead Press
  5. KB Goblet Squat
  6. Cindy Bench Press

The remaining rounds: we ran out of time.

  1. KB Skull Crushers (laying on back)
  2. Cindy Curls
  3. KB Swings
  4. Cindy Bench Press
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Single/double Bell pyramids

WARMUP: SSH, WM, IW, Merkins all IC
THE THANG:

Buy-in/Cash-out = 20 Swings
Pyramid #1 (1-2-3-4-5-4-3-2-1)
DOUBLE BELLS

  • Clean
  • Press
  • Squat
  • Renegade Rows

Finish your pyramid & join partner until all partners are done
Partner Pax: Switch exercises at the Tone (minute-alarm)

  • 1. Mosey
  • 2. LBC
  • 3. Imperial Walker
  • 4. Mosey
  • 5. Merkin
  • 6. Windmill
  • 7. Mosey
  • 8. Hello Wheezy
  • 9. SSH
  • 10. Mosey

Buy-in/Cash-out = 20 Swings
Pyramid #2 (1-2-3-4-5-4-3-2-1)
1-Bell
Russian Swing
American Swing
Goblet-Squat
Squat-Thrust
Deadlift

MARY: AB lab by PAX
ANNOUNCEMENTS: H&C in Rock
Same day… Dads/2.0’s @WEP

COT: several PAX carrying various burdens lifted in prayer.

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7-14-21 M&M’s

WARMUP: The Pledge of Allegiance
THE THANG: Mosey to corner of Pine and Leroy. A repeating ladder at each intersection, 7 diamonds at first intersection, back to bottom of ladder for 5 squats, 14 Regular Merkins at 2nd and back for squats, 21 Wide arm at 3rd and back for squats, repeat pattern at 4,5,6 intersections. At the church 16 hand release merkins (100 total)
MARY: a touch while 6 caught up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Garbage pick up
COT: STK

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Fun with Kettlebells

WARMUP:

  • Side straddle hop
  • Moroccan Night Club
  • Imperial Walker
  • Hillbilly walker

THE THANG:

  • Four Rounds with three exercises each at three stations Reps 5, 10 and 15
  • Station #1 – Halo, Overhead Press, Squats
  • Station #2 – Swings, Clean & Press, Thrusters
  • Station #3 – Round the world, Lunges, American Hammers
  • Station #4 – Tricept extensions, Goblet March, Bent over rows
  • Dora
  • 100 American Hammers
  • 200 Flutter kicks – count one leg
  • 300 Situp Press

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Greater than event
  • Cannoli Run

COT:

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2026.19 The Forge

Mosey to the church parking lot for Dora with 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBCs.
Bear crawl length of lot with 3 merkins at every other parking line.
Mosey around to the large wall of the grocery for Wall sits and donkey kicks for 3 rounds followed by balls to wall and jump squats for 3 rounds.

Fin

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Loops Deep in Brayden

WARMUP: mosey down into Brayden
THE THANG: triangle loops (1/2 mile loop with 3 station—1. 10 normal merkins, 15 big boys. 2. 10 wide arm merkins, 15 side straddle hops. 3. 10 diamond merkins, 15 squats. 5 loops, finish off with mosey back to earth fare- 10 more merkins, 15 side straddle hops, 5 burpees
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Marriage, self reflection, life is precious.

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Brayden Loop

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: 4+ Miles @ Brayden, 3 stations 20 Seal Jacks, 15 Merkins, 20 Seal Jacks 15 LBC’s , 20 Seal Jacks 15 Lunges
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Complex

WARMUP: Of course! Halo, around the world, single leg deadlift with the kettlebell a bit after some standard stuff without the bell (SSH,IW,HW) and yoga to make Coaster groan.

THE THANG:
Humane Burpee
Clean, Reverse Lunge, Press
Started individually then built into a complex

Clusters x3
Clusters from a Kickstand Stance x3

Weighted carry thrown in along with an uphill bear crawl and uphill sprint.

MARY: Burpee Snatch
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter
COT: was held

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