Twelve men avoided the temptation of fartsacking and were awarded with a heavy dose of merkins and a lower body beatdown in perfect Alcatraz conditions.
The Thang: White Lightning on Q
Mosey to the Tennis Courts
SSH x 50 / 10 Merkins – IW x 20 / 10 Merkins – Slow Squats x 20 / 10 Merkins – CDD’s x 10 / 10 Merkins – Mtn. Climbers x 15 / 10 Merkins
Split into opposite corners of the courts:
Lunge Walk to Corner / 10 Merkins – High Knees to Corner / 10 Merkins – Lunge Walk to Corner / 10 Merkins – Butt Kickers to Corner / 10 Merkins – Windmills x 15 / 10 Merkins
Partner up: Partner 1 – Suicides – Partner 2 – Plank Punches x 3
Bear Crawl across courts / Run back / Reverse Bear Crawl / Run Back
Plank O’Rama and 50 LBC’s
Handoff to Jekyll:
Sneaky Lunge down / Run back – Ski Twists 60 seconds – Squat Walk / Run Back – Monster Truck Tire Jump / Run Back – Apollo Ohno x 20 each leg – Rinse and Repeat
Superman 30 seconds – 20 LBC – Superman 30 seconds – Hello Dolly – 100 LBC’s
40 Bomb Jacks intermingled throughout – The PAX kept finding “Wet Spots”
Moleskin:
Many excuses could have been made to fartsack this morning. However, these men decided to push themselves as well as each other and continue to strengthen our bodies and our friendships. As always, it is an honor to help lead a group of men that push each other to be stronger physically and spiritually.
Sorry but the nickname Wuerfell is already taken in Metro. Since Rick Wells(FNG) is my headlock I would like to at least make a few suggestions. With a last name of Wells there has got to be lots of options. (Besides who cares about Florida football). There are all the HG Wells books that spring to mind but my personal favorite is Orson. aka Orson Wells the man who ate himself to death.