Where are the Box Jumps?

Disclaimer disclaimed.
WARMUP:
Mosey around HT parking lot. Circle up for
– 20 SSH IC
– 10 Windmills IC
– 10 LSS IC
– 10 MNCs IC
– 10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
– Yoga

THE THANG:
A little Buy in first. 7’s with Burpees and Bomb Jacks. Sjouldve been Box Jumps but YHC forgot the boxes.

Mosey to grace Church parking lot for the real Thang. Board of Pain had 7 exercises. Do all exercises and run a lap. 1st round had 20 reps, then 30 reps, then 40 reps, and finished with 10 reps.
– Merkins
– Squats
– LBCs
– CDDs
– Monkey Humpers
– American Hammers
– Flying Squirrels

Senator Tressel’s alarm went off at 5:49am, he said “good bye” and began to leave. YHC thought this was odd, but knew he had already completed the workout so no harm no foul.

Timing was a bit off, so we did one last round of 10 reps of each exercise, then moseyed back to CoT for some Mary.
MARY: Flutters, Box Cutters and Hello Dolly

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Burpee Fest this Saturday, Bethel Mens Shelter, Jaeger coming up!

COT: Stays in CoT.

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Grinding through Mammon

COP

Mosey to gym parking lot.

Across the lot:
– Bear Crawl for a segment
– 10 Jump Squats
– Lunge Walk for a segment
– 10 Merkins

Repeat

Mosey to hill by the track

Grab a stone. 5 minute AMRAP on the hill the top three performers in terms of reps get a prize:
– 5 Man makers at the bottom
– 5 OH presses at the top

Winners of the AMRAP, repeat

Mosey back to band lot.

5 burpees at the start
Suicides out on 10 yard markers. Using the first digit:
For evens, 10 monkey humpers
For odds, 10 squats

Shared words on how to maintain proper perspective on work and how to ensure you have men speaking truth in your life to keep you from going off the rails.

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communication is key

WARMUP: Intro, mosey, warmup on the hill next to the church then mosey to church.
THE THANG: Thang 1: Deliberately gave confusing ab instructions with a run but ended with 300 reps for Leg lifts, American Hammers and LBC. Talked about the message of communication being vital. Especially with our kids, M’s, jobs and as leaders.
Thang2: Mosey to Walgreens to the side road between buildings. Picked Pax to give 20 reps of an ab exercise and sprint to the other side. Rinse and repeat 4 times. Again, clear communication needed.
Thang 3: Mosey to HT and to the wall near the Auto shop. Split Pax up on opposite walls and bear crawled towards each other having to communicate so heads did not get hit.
MARY: Mosey to COT, and BW lead is brogo for cool down.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: AMRAMP for Autism, Q School, Ass Kicking April and Rock Hill 10 year.
COT: Prayers for health, communication with kids and patience.

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AKA meets BOP

17 men showed up at The Stockade this morning for AKA Friday. Quick disclaimer and warm-ups consisted of SSHs, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, and Plank Stretches. Mosey around the parking lot for the main event, Board of Pain. Men have laughed, men have cried, but no man has ever completed all exercises within a 45-minute period.
Today, we would tackle the board as a two-man team, split the reps into two rounds. Once the team completed the exercise, we ran a lap. Exercises listed below:

Round 1

Burpees – 50
Calf Raises – 75
Ski Abs – 50
Merkins – 50
Deep Squats – 50
LBCs – 100
Carolina Dry Docks – 50
Russian Twists – 50
Mac Tar Jai– 50
Jump Squats – 50
Mountain Climbers – 50
Shoulder Raises – 100
Mary Catherines – 50
Hello Dolly – 100
Wide Arm Merkins – 50
Squat Jacks – 50
Flutters– 50
Burpees – 50

Round 2

Repeat Round 1

Some of the team made it to the second round complaining about the burpee count. Farthest team made it to Ski Abs. Great work men!

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We are the REAL National Champions

WARMUP:
Disclaimer
SSH
Imperial walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Moroccan NightClubs
Peter Parkers
Tappy Taps

THE THANG:
1st quarter:
Patty cake 11s , 1 patty cake and run to other parking lot island for 10 LBCs

2nd quarter:
Suicide DORA
First partner runs suicides to the four lines while other works on below:
– 100 Carolina Dry Docks
– 200 Dips
– 300 calf raises

Halftime – nice ten count by Skipper

3rd quarter:
In between 6 parking spaces broad jump to first line, bear crawl to next, repeat. Run back to beginning.
Do 10 Bobby Hurley’s
Repeat above
Do 20 Mountain Climbers
Repeat above
Do 30 Shoulder taps

4th quarter:
Let’s practice defense! In basketball defensive position (knees bent, hands high at eye level), shuffle left/right from cone to cone. So this with a brick in each hand. Walk back to front with hands held high.
Repeat 7x

Overtime:
American Hammers for Purdue
Leg circles
Dying cockroach

Cubbie’s message: Play till the whistle blows. No matter what hard thing you are going through, keep pushing yourself one step beyond what you are capable.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Decibels son’s surgery, families.

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All About the Ass Kicking Benjamins

WARMUP:
Warmup:

SSH
Imperial Walker
Windmill
Hillbilly Walker
Honeymooner/Downward Dog

THE THANG:
Mosey to Grace

Dora at Grace
100 Merkins
5 Burpees with partner
100 Squats
5 Burpees with partner
100 Dry Docks
5 Burpees with partner
100 Lunges
5 Burpees with partner
100 LBCs
5 Burpees with partner

Serpentine Run with 5 merkins

Mosey to COT

Mary was completed

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel Men’s Shelter
AMRAP for Autism
Jaeger

COT:
Health
Recovery
Patience

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Shorties at The Coaches Box

WARMUP: Brief topics on experiences as a shortie, myself.
Run past the circle by the football stadium for burpees and back to the circle.
THE THANG:
On the curb, 10 Mike Tysons.
At the stadium lot, 3-tier suicides.
To the big gym parking lot for 4-corners.
Run to a corner and back to the center. At the corners:
Corner 1: 10 Deadlifts & 10 Cyclist Squats
Corner 2: 10 V-Ups & 10 10 WWI Situps
Corner 3: 10 Deadlifts & 10 Cyclist Squats
Corner 4: 10 V-Ups & 10 10 WWI Situps
8 Burpees

Run all the way to the other side of campus to the pull-up bars and partner up:
75 Pull-Ups
100 Carolina Dry Docks
75 Heels To Heaven
Other partner runs about 75yds total.

More shortie words (as a dad)

Back to the main COT lot and line up on the 0:
30yd sprint and back
80yd spring and back
100yd sprint to COT

More shortie words.

MARY: Indeed
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Present
COT: 5th Core Principle

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No talking = leadership opportunities…and a shovel flag handoff!

WARMUP: started things up with very little voice and the voice lasted about 2 min before going out.

Got things going with SSH, low slow squat, merkins. I think that was about it because talking and calling cadence was not happening.

Mosey over to the front of the school for some additional warm up.

Ran over to the corner for some partner work.
THE THANG: Dora is game so we partnered up.

Shower curtain helped call out the exercise.
100 diamonds
200 lunges
300 flutters (4 count)

Partner 1 runs back to the front of school, partner 2 does exercises until back

We then ran over to all the benches by the R wing and did some 7s using the benches running back and forth between benches.

Exercises were dips and derkins.
MARY: some stretching, some core, and some burpees??
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jester was our Q source point today so this was covered throughout the workout thanks to JWOW, shower curtain, and Esso.

Also a big shovel flag transfer! Thanks to Cyclops and congrats to Warning Track!
COT: of course!

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We’re Not, Not Trying to Have Fun!

Nine for a full-body workout and epic mumblechatter at Golden Corral. Here’s what we did:

Warm-up
* 10 SSH
* 10 Imperial Walkers
* 10 Windmills
* 10 Merkins
* 10 Mountain Climbers
Lap
* Serpentine run the lot stopping at each cart corral for 10 Irkins, 10 Derkins, 10 Dips (x5)
Triangle of Pain (3 pain stations – repeat exercises at each stop)
* 10 Burpees
* 20 Shoulder Taps
* 30 Hammers
* 40 Squats
* 40 Calf Raises
* 30 LBCs
* 20 Merkins
* 10 Overhead Claps
Lunge Walk back to COT

NMM
You can design a workout but you never know what chatter will commence. From the moment I stepped out of the truck, I knew today was going to be a good one.

We took turns giving The Pirate some unsolicited fatherly advice like, “Don’t worry, kids are surprisingly resilient. They bounce!” We also learned that no matter how old you get, fart jokes are funny.

Where else can adult men tell jokes and act like kids without judgment? It just proves that though we age, we never really mature. F3 is grown man recess, and I’m in for it.

-IJ

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