Soccer sprints

WARMUP: Moroccan night clubs
Imperial walkers
Low slow squat
Plank
Worlds greatest stretch
Tempo merkins

THE THANG: mosey to soccer field
Exercise 1
Single leg RDL x10e
Reverse lunge x10e
Calf raises x20
90% length of football field and back
X4

Exercise 2
10 jump squats
5 broad jumps
10 Apollo Ohno’s
100yd sprint, 90%
X4

Partner up
Partner A: 200yd run
Partner B: 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 15 squats
X3-4

Mosey back to COT
MARY: feet to heaven and 6 inches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel
COT:

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Chance, Choice, and Scrotum Tunnels: The Memoirs a MILGA Man

It was a moist, humid morning. The message covered a fairly simple topic, Life.

We delved into the topic of chance with the use of a coin flip. Winner named the activity and rep count. Things are at times (Most) out of our hands. We are but passengers on this life river as we flow along. We did a few rounds of this. Lots of curveballs were thrown out of the most unexpected PAX. Life doesn't go as we planned and usually we don't get what we expect out of someone.

Life is about Choices. The choice was to get across the park from the bathroom to the playground. The options were bear crawl or burpee broad jump. The catch, every time you changed your mind there was a 5 merkin penalty.

We then teamed up to chose who would go first. The only way your partner could move is if you did 1 merkin per step. The object, get 1 partner over the line and then BOTH were done. For reference there was about 70-90 steps to get across. Some teams did equal amounts and crossed together. Others, Mine and Dark Helmets, relied on 1 person to basically do all the work so the other could advance. Then we both chilled at the end waiting on the other, less able teams.

But wait, there's more….The next set of partner work was the same concept but the exercise was burpees. The catch, whoever crossed first on the original trek could NOT be the one to cross first this time. The lesson, sometimes finishing first isn't all it turned out to be. Sometimes the person out from will the next day need to carry someone else. Needless to say I did more burpees this morning than in my entire time at f3 combined.

We then had a lesson on encouragement but I'm tired of typing.

We also did the scrotum tunnel just so everyone could get a rash in the grass.

Lastly we concluded with an unfair amount of burpees selected for random PAX. some did 1, some 3, some 5…..guess what, LIFE isn't fair. Deal with that shit and move on.

At the end of it all the message is this, it is ALL life. the good, bad, fair, unfair, choices, encouragement, discouragement, chance, highs, lows. There is no BIG thing to discover. If your waiting for that your wasting your life. Appreciate it all. Find joy in a birds chirp, contentment in mashing that dam keyboard for 8 hours a day, reach to the heaven and give thanks for it all. The argument with the wife, the aggravation with the kids, the person who cut you off in traffic.

Your PERSPECTIVE will drive your life. Stop waiting

MILGA bitches

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Tabata Workout – Slowburn

WARMUP:

  • 20 SSH
  • 10 Imperial Walkers each leg
  • 10 Hilbilly Walkers
  • 10 Windmill
  • 10 Cherry Pickers
  • 10 Arm Circles Forward + 10 Back
  • 10 Peter Parker’s each side
  • stretches from plank position: down dog, honeymooner, arm high.

THE THANG:

4 corners Tabata
4 stations — 60 seconds work / 15 seconds rotate × 3 rounds
Station 1 — LEGS

  • 12 Air Squats
  • 12 Reverse Lunges each leg
  • 12 Calf Raises

Station 2 — PUSH

  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Diamond Merkins
  • 10 Plank Shoulder Taps each side

Station 3 — CARDIO / SHOULDERS

  • 10 Seal Jacks
  • 10 Mountain Climbers each side
  • 10 Plank Jacks

Station 4 — CORE / POSTERIOR CHAIN

  • 10 Big Boys
  • 10 Flutter Kicks
  • 10 Superman Raises


12-Minute EMOM
Minute 1
20 Air Squats
Minute 2
10 Merkins + 10 Shoulder Taps
Minute 3
10 Walking Lunges each leg
Minute 4
15 LBCs + 10 Superman Raises
Repeat 3 times.

Ending

3 rounds
20 sec Bear Crawl
20 sec Rest
20 x Seal Jacks
20 sec Rest

MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter 8/3, need signups
COT:

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Ace Ventura

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial/ Hilbilly Walkers
Mountain Climbers
Peter Parker’s
Moroccan Nigh Clubs

Lap around Runde: High Knees, Butt Licks, Karaoke, Toy Soldiers

THE THANG:

  1. Golf Course 11s – “Laces Out” – Merkins and Squats
  2. Wall Sits – “Do NOT go in there.” One guy at a time crab walks to end of patio and back.
  3. Hill climbs – “Like a Glove!”

5 cycles – 10 reps Plank Jacks at Bottom, 10 reps Seal Jacks at Top
5 cycles – 10 reps CDDs at Bottom, 10 reps Shoulder Taps at Top
4. 4 corners – “Excuse me. May I ass you a few questions.”
20 reps each, repeat 4x: Bobby Hurleys, Calf Raises, Squats, Monkey Humpers
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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A slice of pie

WARMUP: SSH, arm circles, windmills, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, Moroccan nightclubs, mosey

THE THANG:

Thang 1: 7’s
Merkins at the bottom of the hill into parking lot – NUR to top – jump squats at the top – run back down

Mosey across Ardrey to FMPD lot

Thang 2: 4 corners
Corner 1: Carolina dry docks
Corner 2: squats
Corner 3: plank jacks
Corner 4: mountain climbers
Rep count = 20
MOT = run

Completed 5 rounds

Mosey back to flag for Mary

MARY: flutters, box cutters, big boy sit-ups , big boy sit-ups , big boy sit-ups … and more big boy sit-ups 🙂

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Regular Service opportunities in the fort:

#C0BAPRMGF8V – lawn service for fort mill care center. Contact @U050B5M1DGR or check 2F

Bethel men’s shelter: 1st Thursday of month. BOLO for signups or contact @U083QU67RF0

COT: yes

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EMOM and Partner Ladder

WARMUP:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Cherry Picker IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC

THE THANG:
EMOM 25
MIN 1: 10 Burpees
MIN 2: 15 Squats
MIN 3: 10 Merkins
MIN 4: 20 Reverse Lunges
MIN 5: 20 BBS

Hyrox Partner Bodyweight:
Partner 1: Run The Loop
Partner 2: Do The Exercise, Count Reps
Partner 1: Repeats The Rep Count
Partner 2: Runs The Loop

Exercises:
Burpees
Squats
Merkins
Jumping Lunges
Shoulder Taps
BBS

MARY:
Abs go round

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

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250th Birthday Party

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Picker, Hilly Billy and Imperial walkers

THE THANG: DORA with 250 reps of Merkins, Squats, LBC running part was around the Harris teeter parking lot and we worked in front of the firework stand because we had the free will to do so MERICA

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: July 4th workout at Catawba ridge
COT: prayers for marriages and anniversaries, prayers for travel, prayers for everyone coming back Monday with all the fingers they had on Friday.

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