Why do my Hips Hurt?

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Hillbilly walkers
THE THANG:
The Nolan Richardson
Partner workout:
Partner 1 starts the exercises while partner 2 nurs 50 yards, does 1 Bobby Hurley, then runs back to start to pick up where partner 1 left off on the count.
150 Burpees
300 Squats
150 Big Boy Sit-ups
300 Little Baby Arm Circles
150 Merkins
300 Imperial walkers
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Badland’s 1 yr MANniversary

Turned 41 today… 1 year anniversary of becoming a man they say.

WARMUP:
train going through town at 0510 caused a few late arrivals. Did pledge and then 41 ssh IC while the stragglers got parked and over to the flags.

THE THANG:

run .25 miles over to WEP playground, Al Gore for the 6.

Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 squats
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 pushups
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 bench step-ups
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 walking lunges
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 mountain climbers
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 reverse merkins with swings

run .25 miles back to CoT for a total on the morning of you guessed it… 4.1 miles

MARY: planned for 41 LBC IC but only got to around 25 before 0600 hit

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yup

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3 exercises on repeat…for 4 miles

WARMUP: Non existent
THE THANG: Super simple…running with push-ups, V-ups and American Hammers.
At every stop, the PAX would perform:
5 V-Ups, 10 Merkins, 15 American Hammers
Here's the route we took:
Up Massey and R/T Harris St.
Stop at Church of the Nazarene for the prescribed exercises (PE).
Continue down Harris St to the entrance of Harris St park for PE.
Head up Jackson St and stop at the intersection with Sidney Johnson St for PE.
Continue up Jackson St to the intersection with N. White St. for PE.
L/T onto Clebourne St into FMRX for PE.
Continue on Clebourne to the intersection with Springs in the public parking lot for PE.
Continue down Springs to the end for PE.
R/T Summersby St to Unity for PE.
Run up Unity to the intersection with Hill St for PE.
Run up to the Post Office parking lot for PE.
R/T Tom Hall back to the public parking lot for PE as time permits.
Back to COT.

MARY: See above.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots.
COT: Like they do.

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The Chad (Bleacher Edition)

WARMUP: 1 lap on track. 10 Seal Jacks, 10 Hill Billy Walkers, Plank
THE THANG:
STARTING SIDE
đź’Ş 10 Merkins
⬆️ Climb the stadium stairs
⬇️ Descend
🏟️ Work your way across the ENTIRE STADIUM — UP & DOWN every section
Once you complete the ENTIRE stadium and reach the opposite side:
🦭 10 Seal Jacks
🔄 Turn around and work your way back across the entire stadium, again going UP & DOWN every section.
Back at the starting side:
đź’Ş 10 Merkins
RINSE & REPEAT UNTIL TIME.
🎯 CHAD GOAL: Accumulate as many UPWARD STADIUM STEPS as possible, chasing 1,000 in honor of CHAD 1000X.

Completed 6 Rounds: 252 Step / Up’s per round. 1,512 total
60 merkins & 60 Seal Jacks

MARY: some
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Backblast for the Slackers

WARMUP: meet and greet
THE THANG: run through the bubble
MARY: was a fine girl
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rob says USC is different than Southern California
COT: pray more worry less

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it rained, still running

WARMUP: it was raining
THE THANG: some did 3.2, some did 6, some did 15
MARY: does not go out in the rain
ANNOUNCEMENTS: generally, yes
COT: yes, COT was very nice

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10 Days to School

WARMUP: 20 SSH, 10 Hillbilly Walkers, 10 Goofballs
THE THANG:
Backblast – The Forge
Q: Jason
Workout: Ladder to 10
Distance: Just under 4 miles
Great work by everyone who showed up at The Forge this morning. The focus was simple: keep moving, build the volume, and embrace the cumulative fatigue.
We tackled a progressive ladder workout. After each round, we ran a lap before adding the next movement. Every round started back at the beginning of the ladder, so the reps steadily accumulated while the legs never got much of a break.
The Ladder

  • 1 Jump Squat
  • 2 Lunges
  • 3 Squats
  • 4 Burpees
  • 5 Merkins
  • 6 Big Boys
  • 7 LBCs
  • 8 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 9 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Side-Straddle Hops (SSH)

Format

  • Round 1: 1 Jump Squat → Run a lap
  • Round 2: 1 Jump Squat + 2 Lunges → Run a lap
  • Round 3: 1 Jump Squat + 2 Lunges + 3 Squats → Run a lap
  • Continued adding one exercise each round until completing all 10 movements.

By the end, we had logged 10 laps for just under 4 miles, while knocking out a full-body beatdown that challenged the legs, core, chest, shoulders, and lungs.
Totals Completed

  • 10 Jump Squats
  • 18 Lunges
  • 24 Squats
  • 28 Burpees
  • 30 Merkins
  • 30 Big Boys
  • 28 LBCs
  • 24 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 18 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 SSH

Message of the Day (MOTD):
Big goals aren’t accomplished in one giant leap—they’re built one step, one rep, and one lap at a time. Consistency compounds. Keep showing up, trust the process, and before long you’ll look back and realize you’ve gone farther than you ever thought possible.
Thanks to all the HIMs who pushed the pace, encouraged one another, and made The Forge stronger this morning.
It was an honor to lead. Aye!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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