Billy Madison Merkins

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Cherry Pickers
Mountain Climbers
Merkins
Broga

Mosey to Redstone Theater

THE THANG:
Billy Madison Gauntlet
10 sets and run to 4th island and back
You then repeat any previous exercise for 10 reps and compound the exercises

Merkins
Squats
Lunges
LBCs
Dips
Durkins
Mountain Climbers
Calf Raises
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Hand release Merkins
CDD
Burpees

MARY:
N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Newsletter

COT:
Health and finishing school

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Monkey in the middle

WARMUP: ssh, windmills, pickers
THE THANG:

One pax starts on exercises. Second pax runs to far end of lot and starts SSH, 3rd pax runs to 2nd pax to relieve him. This continued until the first pax completed 100 ab wheels, 200 burpees and 300 spider man merkins, did not complete merkins
MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes

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Death by overtime

WARMUP: A quick mosey followed by side straddle hops, windmills, Moroccan night clubs and imperial walkers.
THE THANG: Core Crusher Circuits, each circuit done 3 times
First circuit: Merkins 12 Reps, LBC’s 25 reps, Squats 20 reps, Mountain climbers 20 reps double count
Second circuit: High plank shoulder taps 10 reps each shoulder, Monkey Humpers 30 reps, Peter Parker – Parker Peter 10 reps each, Freddie Mercury 20 reps
Followed by a double dose of Circle of Hell with cruelty being imposed on the pac by the pac
MARY: Diamond Merkins, more mountain climbers, Peter Parker’s, Parker Peter’s and a little stretching to bring us home.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: check your newsletter
COT: Prayers for good health and recovery for a number of people, prayers for Dark Helmet’s father

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Movie date for two ?

WARMUP:

Side Straddle Hop
Moroccan Nightclub
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Strawberry Picker
Merkin
Honeymooner
Downward Dogs

Mosey to movie theater parking lot

THE THANG: we split the following

Back to the 80s Dora
80 Squats
81 Merkins
82 LBCs
83 Lunges
84 Carolina Dry Docks
85 Flutters
86 Bobby Hurleys (did back at COT)

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none but JWOW and I had great conversation about religion, family and eschatology
COT: prayed for families and our nation and world

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Derby Days

Minor warm up
Jump Around House of Pain w burpees every time Jump is mumbled.
Horse Track with Pain Stations
1. Merkens, Dry Docks, Derkens
2. Squats, Bobby Hurleys, lunges
3. LBCs, flutters, hammers
4. Burpees
5. Dips, SSH, flutters
6. Jump squats, diamond merkens, plank

Got in 4 loops at least 2 miles.

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Dora at the Movies

WARMUP:
Side straddle hop
Imperial walker
Mountain climber
Imperial Walker
Merkin
Downward dog
Honeymooner

THE THANG:
Dora
300 Squats
200 Dry Docks
100 Lunges
50 Burpees

Mosey to Farm Haus Hill

Bear crawl up hill
MARY:
Done
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Trash pickup
Bethel Men’s Shelter
Rock Hill Anniversary
Jaeger
Cannoli Run
Help in Rock Hill

COT:
Family health issues
Men’s Health

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Burbee Broad Jumps & More

Warm-o-rama: SSH, Grandpa Jacks, Windmils and another exercise I can’t remember.

We moseyed over to the parking lot and got to work.

1st Thang
Burpee Broad Jumps for about 100 yards
Lunge Walks back down to starting point
Bear crawls for about 100 yards
Nur back to the starting point

2nd Thang
11’s
Squats
Merkins

Moseyed back to the flag for a Bring Sally up push up challenge. We had a few minutes for a little Mary.

Announcements:
– WTF
– Bethel Men’s Shelter this evening.
– Several others, please refer to the news letter
Prayers/Praises
@Goose praises for 20years of marriage and prayers for safe travels.
Our country
Marriages
Children

As always it was an honor!!!

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12 Corners

WARMUP: Yes, tried to gauge fitness level of FNGs. Leave no man behind, but (push them hard enough so we) leave no man where we found them

THE THANG: Mosey, stopping frequently to group back up for:
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats

Eventually with 15 minutes left in the workout. We “stumbled upon” 5 hidden sand bags. Partner up,: one partner works, one partner rests, then switch

– 5 clean and press
– 5 squats
– 5 presses
– 5 manmakers
– 5 over the shoulder

Carry the sandbags back. Trade with partner as needed

Stopped for some flexibility before arriving at COT.

Mary – keep flipping the bag alternating with your partner until 0600.
Welcome FNGS: Lucky Charms & Shoestring

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There was a Frog

Disclaimer Disclaimed
Mosey to Theatre for Warm Up

Socratic – Are some men born to be lone wolves?
Spur – Man hunts best in a pack.
We see best from 9 through 12 to 3 o’clock, but we cannot see our 6. We are blind to our 6. We need others to help cover our 6. This horizontal relationship helps all the members of the pack.
WARMUP:
25 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 LSS IC
10 MNC IC
10 Hill Billy Walkers IC
Yoga

THE THANG:
Socratic – Do communities benefit when men combine?
Spur – Men recognize the Advantage of mutual defense.
Men recognize the benefit of community. A HIM locks his shield with other HIMs to protect the people behind the wall.

The Thang – Ladder Work across parking lot with Bear Crawls in between. Eliminated the last exercise each round. All Reps were completed.
5 Burpees
10 Bomb Jax
20 Merkins
30 Squats
40 LBCs
50 Monkey Humpers

Socratic – Can a man begin the fight against adversity before he encounters it?
Spur – Acceleration of the Shield Lock requires Preparedness

7s of Carolina Dry Docks and Big Boys

Mosey to back of Theatre – Wall Sits and Burpee Waterfall
MARY: American hammers til 0600
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Waxhaw CSAUP and The Jaeger coming up!
COT: Stays in COT.

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Mental Battle workout

WARMUP:

Quick disclaimer and shared we would be doing the Mental Battle workout created by DropThrill.

THE THANG:
Little mosey into a secondary parking lot and did a warmup

SSH – 20
Windmills- 6
Imp Walkers – 15
Plank Stretching
Merkins – 10 IC

From there we ran over to bigger lot where I set up a “4 corners” this was the 7 provided exercises and one extra. We then did 4 laps on 1/2 the exercises and 4 laps on the second.

Exercises were:

Jump squats x 12
Merkins x 15
Plank Jacks x 20
Lunges x 12 per leg

Inbetween the first and second half we held plank and I shared some alarming statistics with mental health. We discussed F3 and it’s impact on my life and others, the importance of getting right, guard rails, shield locks and conquering the jester (all in light of the fact that mental health a very dynamic thing)

Then we did the second half…

LBCs x20
Burpees x 10
Monkey Humpers x 30
Mountain Climbers x 30

We had extra time so we did wall sits and balls to walls on side of movie theater, then we ran around backside and ran up a two story flight of stairs twice. Then we moseyed back around to COT and had enough time for 10, 6 point Burpees IC. Fun way to end it out.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: WTF or Waxhaw Trail Fest on 4/20, Bethel Men’s Shelter Rock Hill serve 4/4, Jeager 5/11 I believe.
COT:

Families, 2.0s health and of course mental health.

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