The Chad (Bleacher Edition)

WARMUP: 1 lap on track. 10 Seal Jacks, 10 Hill Billy Walkers, Plank
THE THANG:
STARTING SIDE
💪 10 Merkins
⬆️ Climb the stadium stairs
⬇️ Descend
🏟️ Work your way across the ENTIRE STADIUM — UP & DOWN every section
Once you complete the ENTIRE stadium and reach the opposite side:
🦭 10 Seal Jacks
🔄 Turn around and work your way back across the entire stadium, again going UP & DOWN every section.
Back at the starting side:
💪 10 Merkins
RINSE & REPEAT UNTIL TIME.
🎯 CHAD GOAL: Accumulate as many UPWARD STADIUM STEPS as possible, chasing 1,000 in honor of CHAD 1000X.

Completed 6 Rounds: 252 Step / Up’s per round. 1,512 total
60 merkins & 60 Seal Jacks

MARY: some
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Hive suck fest

WARMUP: quick mosey, side straddle hops, merkins, low slow squats, swings.
THE THANG:
Quick ABC practice. 5 rounds each arm with 5 swings in between.

11s:
Front rack squat & upright row

10 min 100 snatch test with a partner. Alternate as needed

DORA
Partner A: burpees
Partner B: farmer carry both bells up the hill to first speed bump.
Accumulate 100 burpees

MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff the bus
COT: yes

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Link street on my heart

Written by DOAH in slack: [commentary by Band Camp]

Heart Breakers: @U01NGHPR2HW and almost @U05TY21AC2X, but he uncommitted sometime last night…

The Thang: Route attached [was attached in slack, you could look up today's date on a PAX's Strava. Suffice it to say: we hit 3 miles. FMPD slow rolled our start this morning which kept YHC from running directly where I planned to go, but we made it over there another way. No complaints]. We stopped a lot and did a lot [5 each stop] of 6-Count burpees (a BC staple), [10] merkins, [15] squats, [20] flutters, with a few LBCs thrown in for bad measure. [We did an undetermined amount of these based on keeping the group together enough so nobody got lost. Kept things in cadence because that seems to help keep men accountable to actually doing the exercises. Something about pushing through pain and discomfort together. Started with just burpees. Next stop: burpees & merkins, etc.]

Moleskine: Sweat. Plenty of sweat. And some ramblings that implied some very limited understanding of the functional success of certain systems. Regardless, we went fast and didn't lose anyone along the way… except Slash… but he was lost by choice. Uptown Girl is still greatly disturbed by my presence and refused even so much as a fist bump this morning, but like a lot of folks who hate me when they first meet me (that list is long, right Crystal Lake?), I'll wear him down eventually.

COT: The Fort’tan gave a good thought about acting on those things that we feel called to do and not delaying. Prayers for EC as he heads off to get his head shaved and his spine straightened, and prayers for NASA as he sends his little bird out of the nest.

[Here's the deal. God doesn't put things on your heart for someone else to do it. Go get after it.]

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We’re not worthy!

WARMUP:
Moroccan night clubs, low slow squats
THE THANG:
The full zipper. Ascending burpee count starting at 1 each time you cross over Spring St. (1 then 2 then 3…). On the right side of the zipper 20 Fat Bastard sumo squats and 10 We’re Not Worthy’s. On the left side of the zipper 20 Mojo mountain climbers (just regular mountain climbers) and 10 merkins
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Round About

WARMUP: Yea, interspersed with burpees
THE THANG: A bit ADHD

  • 7s on the hill behind sugar creek
  • merkins, squats, and bulgarian split squats in front of the school
  • bear crawl the front wall of the elementary school with a merkin at each window
  • pistol squat w/ leg raise behind the school
  • Cinder blocks and the pull-up bar
  • 5 called pull-ups
  • 10 deadman to barbarian with the block
  • 5 oyo pull-ups and knees to chest
  • 10 thrusters
  • 5 oyo pull-ups and toes to bar
  • 10 deck squats with the block
  • Some mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: was held, but often my tongue is not held in check. So, I brought that up.

Eggo seemed tired
Splinter modified the workout to walk around wearing his wife's weighted vest. Must be close to getting back from injury

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What is a Picket?

WARMUP: you’re supposed to come warmed up to Sweep the Leg

THE THANG: run towards Gardenia stopping occasionally for:
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats
20 lbcs
Or some variation of that. We added them up on the way out and then mostly did just the 5, just the 10, etc. on the way back

Ran Gardenia twice
Ran Savona Terrace once on the way back.

We were slightly late getting back. 38 and Change Order were not because they are smart and knew when I was on Q to skip some stuff on the way back

Spectre did stop me to check and make sure I knew where I was when we hit Savona on the way back. Next time we’ll run faster I guess

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: was held

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A slice of pie

WARMUP: SSH, arm circles, windmills, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, Moroccan nightclubs, mosey

THE THANG:

Thang 1: 7’s
Merkins at the bottom of the hill into parking lot – NUR to top – jump squats at the top – run back down

Mosey across Ardrey to FMPD lot

Thang 2: 4 corners
Corner 1: Carolina dry docks
Corner 2: squats
Corner 3: plank jacks
Corner 4: mountain climbers
Rep count = 20
MOT = run

Completed 5 rounds

Mosey back to flag for Mary

MARY: flutters, box cutters, big boy sit-ups , big boy sit-ups , big boy sit-ups … and more big boy sit-ups 🙂

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Regular Service opportunities in the fort:

#C0BAPRMGF8V – lawn service for fort mill care center. Contact @U050B5M1DGR or check 2F

Bethel men’s shelter: 1st Thursday of month. BOLO for signups or contact @U083QU67RF0

COT: yes

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The blockiest of Parties

WARMUP: stretches before and some at top of Massey
THE THANG: 11’s on Massey burpees and jump squats. Run to smooth Baptist church parking lot. 4 corners. Reps of 25 merkens, big boys, dips , and squats. Run mode of transport. 3 rounds reduce count by 5. Run back to COT. DORA 200 flutters Nur up hill run down.
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: what happens stays

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Did you bring your best?

WARMUP: Short mosey with rucks on.
Arrive for warm up – rucks off

Windmills I/C
Cherry Pickers I/C
Seal Jacks I/C
Imperial Walkers I/C
Merkins I/C

Rucks on and mosey to the main event

THE THANG: PAX did 7 rounds of the following exercises followed by a run at the end of each round:

Each round consisted of:
Ruck on – 15 shoulder taps on each shoulder
Ruck off – 15 ruck pull thrus
Ruck off – 15 ruck curls
Ruck off – 15 ruck swings

Quick run (slick) to the driveway turn and back

All rounds were completed just in time to return to COT at 0600.

MARY: No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Reqd your newsletter

COT: Shared some tough stuff – burdens shared are burdens lighter. No OYO.

NMM – When we look in the mirror at the end of each day – can we say we gave our best? PAX were asked to bring two things to the workout today – their rucks and their best. Life requires the same from us. Let’s give it men. The world needs you and your example more than ever.

Brawny – thanks for the call. 👁️

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Loops, loops and loops

WARMUP: Nope – it's a run/ruck workout
THE THANG: Richard's Crossing to Front Street to Berkshire Heights, loop 1, 2 or 3 times and return the way pax got there.
MARY: No sir – open to all men
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Always
COT: 5th core principle

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