Quarter shuffle

WARMUP: one guy got in trouble for trying that at this AO one time
THE THANG: double Kingsley, try to push the last 1/4 of each mile
MARY: again, there was an issue one time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: youth sports….why can’t all the kids just try hard? Flux

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2026.19 The Forge

Mosey to the church parking lot for Dora with 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBCs.
Bear crawl length of lot with 3 merkins at every other parking line.
Mosey around to the large wall of the grocery for Wall sits and donkey kicks for 3 rounds followed by balls to wall and jump squats for 3 rounds.

Fin

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Loops Deep in Brayden

WARMUP: mosey down into Brayden
THE THANG: triangle loops (1/2 mile loop with 3 station—1. 10 normal merkins, 15 big boys. 2. 10 wide arm merkins, 15 side straddle hops. 3. 10 diamond merkins, 15 squats. 5 loops, finish off with mosey back to earth fare- 10 more merkins, 15 side straddle hops, 5 burpees
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Marriage, self reflection, life is precious.

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Blocks, Coffee, and Sandwiches

WARMUP:
Windmill
Moroccan
Side Lunge
Mtn Climber
Downdog
Updog

THE THANG:
4 rounds of 4 exercises repeated at 4 corners.
Reps increase at each corner: 5/10/15/20

Round 1
Merkins
Jump Squats
Crunches
Side Straddle Hops

*** Lunge walk with 28 lb block to next corner.

Round 2
CDD
Bomb Jacks
Box Cuttahs
Apolo Ohnos

*** Lunge walk with 28 lb block to next corner.

Round 3
Burpees
Lunge (count right leg)
Fluttahs (count right leg)
Seal Jacks

*** Lunge walk with 28 lb block to next corner.

Round 4 – using 28 lb block
Tricep Curls
Forearms Raises
Bicep Curls
Squat Thrusts

*** Lunge walk with 28 lb block to COT.

MARY:
Throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel, Cannoli Run, 12 Hr ruck

COT:
Being the “sandwich” generation, taking care of both adult kids and aging parents; new job opportunities; job training for current job.

Ends as always with some fresh Java and 2nd F!

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Bespoke

WARMUP:
Imp Walker
Squats
Merkins
Crazy mosey
MOT flip up

THE THANG:
Dora
50 merkins
100 squats
150 LBC

Bench work
Split squats
Dips
Durkins

Hill work
Mosey down hill
Lunge the flat
5 merkins
Bear crawl the hill

MARY:
Gas pumper
Pickle Pointer

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel
Ruck
Cannoli Run
Newsletter

COT:
Family
Health
Career

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The Manion WOD

WARMUP: 29 squats
THE THANG: Manion WOD:
29 squats with ruck and sandbag,
400 meter run/ruck/shuffle
X 7 rounds
(modify as needed)
MARY: 5 minutes of AB lab, 10 minute broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: “greater than” event, bethel
COT: stays in COT

Missing 4 names.. sorry guys, I was smocked…

🎄Tinsel🎄 out…

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Squatch Holds

THE THANG: Run all over with intermittent stops… side shuffle ~20 yards to & fro until the 6 catches up.
Merkins in cadence until you can no longer keep cadence or continue; once you stop, begin 1 burpee, 2 lunges, 3 merkins on repeat until the last man gives up on the merkins in cadence.
Run to the next stop. Side shuffle ~20 yards to & fro until the 6 catches up.
Wall sit holds until you can no longer hold the wall sit; once you stop, begin 1 burpee, 2 lunges, 3 merkins on repeat until the last man gives up on wall sit.
Run to the next stop. Side shuffle ~20 yards to & fro until the 6 catches up.
Up 1 cadence big boy sit-ups until you no longer keep cadence or continue; once you stop, begin 1 burpee, 2 lunges, 3 merkins on repeat until the last man gives up on the up 1 cadence big boys.
Run to the next stop. Side shuffle ~20 yards to & fro until the 6 catches up.
Plank holds until you can no longer hold the plank (must keep hands in contact with the ground); once you stop, begin 1 burpee, 2 lunges, 3 merkins on repeat until the last man gives up on the plank.
Run to the next stop. Side shuffle ~20 yards to & fro until the 6 catches up.
Right forward lunge holds until you can no longer hold the lunge; once you stop, begin 1 burpee, 2 lunges, 3 merkins on repeat until the last man gives up on the lunge hold.
Run to the next stop. Side shuffle ~20 yards to & fro until the 6 catches up.
Left forward lunge holds until you can no longer hold the lunge; once you stop, begin 1 burpee, 2 lunges, 3 merkins on repeat until the last man gives up on the lunge hold.
Run to the next stop. Side shuffle ~20 yards to & fro until the 6 catches up.
Right side plank holds until you can no longer hold the plank; once you stop, begin 1 burpee, 2 lunges, 3 merkins on repeat until the last man gives up on the side plank.
Run to the next stop. Side shuffle ~20 yards to & fro until the 6 catches up.
Left side plank holds until you can no longer hold the plank; once you stop, begin 1 burpee, 2 lunges, 3 merkins on repeat until the last man gives up on the side plank hold.
Run to the next stop. Side shuffle ~20 yards to & fro until the 6 catches up.
Merkins in cadence until you can no longer keep cadence or continue; once you stop, begin 1 burpee, 2 lunges, 3 merkins on repeat until the last man gives up on the merkins in cadence.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

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Brayden Loop

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: 4+ Miles @ Brayden, 3 stations 20 Seal Jacks, 15 Merkins, 20 Seal Jacks 15 LBC’s , 20 Seal Jacks 15 Lunges
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Complex

WARMUP: Of course! Halo, around the world, single leg deadlift with the kettlebell a bit after some standard stuff without the bell (SSH,IW,HW) and yoga to make Coaster groan.

THE THANG:
Humane Burpee
Clean, Reverse Lunge, Press
Started individually then built into a complex

Clusters x3
Clusters from a Kickstand Stance x3

Weighted carry thrown in along with an uphill bear crawl and uphill sprint.

MARY: Burpee Snatch
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter
COT: was held

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