Lazarus – 4-16-2026

WARMUP:

  • 20 Side-straddle hop,
  • 10 Strawberry pickers,
  • Down dog with calf stretches, to a honeymooner

THE THANG:

  • Mosey down to Viva Chicken, over to Super Chix, around the round-about to the front of the theater

  • 50 Merkins in front of the theater

  • Mosey across the parking lot by Dream Yoga, turn right at the end, go down to the end of that section and take first left into the rear parking lot. Set-up in the first parking section.

  • Do 10 Apollo Ono’s at each parking section across the rear parking lot with Bear-crawl transportation between sections (100 Apollo Ono’s in total)

  • Return across the parking lot with n+1 Burpee’s at each parking section with a jog to each parking section as transportation (55 Burpee’s in total)

  • Mosey back to Dream Yoga, do line touches down and back to the first island at each island heading back towards the Movie Theater.

  • 50 Squats in front of the theater

  • Mosey back to COT the long way up near Taipei Express

  • At COT a round of 10 UP – DOWNS

MARY:
LBC’s, American Hammers, Box Cutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletters

COT: It is what it is… Personal prayers for those in attendance.

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Spring break is over

WARMUP: OYO
THE THANG: Suggested route

Richard’s crossing to
R on front st to
L on 160
L on Stonecrest blvd
Through Walmart shopping center back to 160 and reverse back

4.4mi

MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: QvQ @ JOC this wed + QSource (mamon by Anchorman); tortoise and hare 4/25; overnight ruck 5/26; cannoli run; Springfield 5k

COT: praise baptisms, praise and prayers for time with 2.0’s (be present; they need us);

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50

WARMUP: We started off with our themed number of reps with 50 SSHs then on to some stretchy things.
THE THANG:
This is what was planned plus a couple of AMRAPs but we only made it to Round 2 -Corner 2 then we had to make our way back to COT.
4 corners – 2 Rounds – 200 Reps
Corner 1 – 50 Man Makers
Corner 2 – 50 American Swings
Corner 3 – 50 High Pulls
Corner 4 – 50 Power Cleans (25 each arm)
Corner 1 – 50 Pass Through Lunges
Corner 2 – 50 Mustaphas (Officially renamed Rafikis)
Corner 3 – 50 Pull Throughs
Corner 4- 50 American Hammers

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: were made
COT: We shared our praises and burdens and we prayed.

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2026 QvQ Round 2

QvQ Format:
20/20
PAX Vote in 4 categories
V.A.P.E.

Rabbit:
Divide into two teams

Every man runs 25m and nurs 25 back and the completes 2 squat jumps and 2 burpees.
WWR but add 2 reps to each exercise after each trip out and back. Team with the most reps in total wins.

In addition, each team selects 2 pax to hold Cindy’s above head … Cindy can't drop below the head… if they do the team loses their count and starts over at zero

15 minutes of work.

After time expires, Hold AlGore and plank while the preacher preaches about asking for help and looking for a brother that might need it. (Let's do this for each other men!)

Last 4 minutes jail break 50m and do 5 Big Boys… again but do 10… keep adding 5 and sprinting until time expired.

Stage Coach:
Partner work
Partner 1 will run to the other side of the field and back to partner 2. Partner 2 will be doing an exercise that slowly progresses across the field until Partner 1 returns and switch. Continue switching off between running and exercises until you’re across the field.
Exercises – Bear Crawl, lunge, broad jump burpee, crawl bear and reverse lunge

Results:
Stage Coach won two categories, but Rabbit also won two and had the most overall votes. Win goes to Rabbit.

Great work by both Qs sharpening their leadership today.

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Sutton x 3

WARMUP:
THE THANG: Sutton rd to Sutton Place and return on Sutton
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: >, QvQ, Bethel
COT: prayers and praises

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Burpacides

WARMUP: SSH / Windmills / Low Slow Squats / Worlds Greatest Stretch
THE THANG: Mosey to the back of the theater for parking lot lines
bear crawl to first line -> 5 Burpees
Crab Walk to second line -> 5 Burpees
Repeat across the lot
Run around back to the start repeat
Run around back to the start and run to first line, nur back
run to second line nur back across the lot
Mosey back to COT
MARY: Present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT:

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Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

WARMUP: Mosey to the theater entrance walkway

Exercises in cadence:
Windmills x 10
Imperial Walkers x 10
HILLBILLY Walkers x 10
Merkins x 11
Hold plank
Shoulder taps x 15
Low slow squats x 10 – hold peoples chair on the last rep then Moroccan nights clubs x 10 while holding the people chair.
Recover and 5 burpees

Mosey to back theatre lot for the main event.

THE THANG: Part 1 –
Partner Dora – 100 merkins, 200 sumo squats, 300 double count flutter kicks

Mosey toward Portofino’s
At the side just before getting there, lunge walk with 20 squats OYO

At Portofino’s – 15 monkey humpers in cadence – just because.

Mosey to hill for Part 2

Part 2 – merkin hill
7’s – diamonds at the bottom and wide arm merkins at the top. Running back and forth.

After all PAX finished – 10 6-count burpees in cadence.

Mosey to the next spot for derkins and dips in cadence

Mosey to COT in time for 0600

MARY: Notably absent – open to all men
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, CSAUPs and read the newsletter
COT: remains the 5th core principle

PAX got their money’s worth and a view of the ground sod red stone too. Thanks for the call, Goose. Always an honor to post in the land of MILGA & honey. 👁️

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