After a Q swap followed by a BEYOND takeover, YHC was due to actually Q at the Swamp in November. When the Black Friday slot came available, I jumped on the opportunity and started to put together some bad ideas. The problem was, each idea was only about a 5-10 minute circuit, not a full workout. I couldn’t seem to get a full workout put together.

So, I sent a message to ChaChing warning him up the forthcoming shi….er, Elvis Explosion, made a couple notes, and hoped for the best.

Friday morning rolled around, and more PAX showed up than Black Friday shoppers, which is unfortunate for the stores, since we only had 6 PAX, including 2 visitors from Bluffton (welcome Joker and Snowflake). It should also be noted that there is a Bluffton in SC, which came as news to YHC, who up to now was only familiar with the small Mennonite hamlet of the same name in western Ohio. Disclaimer disclaimed, and off we moseyed.

In order to change up from the norm, we ran past Chick-fil-A and out to 49 to head toward 160. We added in a stretch of high knees, butt kickers, turned the corner at 160 and did some toy soldiers, then the ever popular forward moving hillbilly squat walkers.

We rallied at the top of the hill by the bank for the first round: 11s. Squats at the top, burpees at the bottom, starting with 1 burpee at the bottom and 10 squats at the top. I wanted to end at the top of the hill, so we started by running down and doing the burpee, then went from there.

Once all PAX were done, we moseyed to the far entrance by Ulta, then cut in and headed straight for Kohl’s to honor the Site-Q’s request to stick it to the discount department store.

Next up, 3 rounds of:

30 second balls to the wall

20 tuck jumps (or jump tucks, since you jump before you tuck)

10 Mike Tysons (“sneaky hard,” according to a few PAX)

10 lateral squat leg raises, lovingly called “pissing dogs” by the heavy-laden backpackers gathering in a line waiting to go into Kohl’s

With that out of the way, short mosey to the red balls. Short and sweet: 5 donkey kicks at each ball with a bear crawl in between balls. Lots of modifying here, but good push by all.

Mosey up to Old Navy. Next up: burpee broad jumps down to the parking lot crossing between the shops. It was going to be the roundabout, but PAX agreed that those extra 15 feet were just too far.

Mosey the short way around the roundabout and back out to 49, down to McDonald’s, and back to COT for the last bit of fun. It had been a while, so we ended with the currently unnamed dips/crap cakes combo ala Jack Webb style (1 dip:4 crab cakes). This brought us to 0600 on the dot. It was noted that the heavy-laden backpackers gave up their spots in line at Kohl’s to end their wandering at 0558.

There were announcements and prayer requests, but I can’t remember them.

Thanks to ChaChing for the opportunity to lead and for putting up with my disorganized dumbness.

Jedi