What are you smiling about?

Omitted! @U5PLMTS9L & @U0277A4AZC3 where speaking of bowel movements & health stats
WARMUP:

Cherry 🍒 Pickers
Moroccan Night Club
Hillbilly Walkers
Imperial Walkers
THE THANG:
4 Corners with 4 Movements Each
Instructions;
Do predetermined # of reps then move to the next station via Yoghing! 2 Rounds then moved to NUR as for of transportation then return to jogging.
Corner 1 — Abs/Core

  • 20 Flutter Kicks
  • 20 LBCs
  • 15 Hip Raises
  • 20 American Hammers

Corner 2 — Legs

  • 15 Step-Ups each leg
  • 20 Squats
  • 20 Calf Raises
  • 15 Glute Bridges

Corner 3 — Arms/Upper Body

  • 15 Merkins
  • 20 Shoulder Taps
  • 10 glute bridges
  • 20 Seal Claps

Corner 4 — Cardio

  • 25 Side Straddle Hops
  • 20 Hillbilly
  • 20 imperial
  • 10 lunges

MARY:
Hello Dollys, Gas ⛽ Pumpers, etc, etc
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
La Grama, bethel men’s shelter, stuff the bus, read the new and improved newsletter
COT:
Always Stays in COT.

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NASA?

WARMUP: OYO
THE THANG: MUNN -> Harris -> ardrey – WEP -> trail back to Harris -> munn 4mi +/-
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter, la grama, BOLO new AO trailhead coming this fall – see McHale
COT: health/ dr visits…. Mostly kept in our hearts today

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Loops, loops and loops

WARMUP: Nope – it's a run/ruck workout
THE THANG: Richard's Crossing to Front Street to Berkshire Heights, loop 1, 2 or 3 times and return the way pax got there.
MARY: No sir – open to all men
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Always
COT: 5th core principle

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Suspicious F3 Behaviour Around Lowes!

  • WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, Downward Dog, Honeymooner, Pigeon Stretch, SSH.
  • THE THANG: Mosey to 4 corners around Lowe's. Pain Station equipped with F3 cards. Each concentrating on 4 areas: Arms, Cardio, Core, Legs. The Cardio & Legs stacks were noticeably missing along with their mini flashlights. Lowes confiscated the items assuming the PAX was up to no good and will try to rob them F3 style! The Pax improvised with 2 remaining decks.

MARY: Gas Pumper ( @U5PLMTS9L ' favorite), Heel
touches, Rosalitas

  • ANNOUNCEMENTS: La Gramma Sign Ups
  • COT: Family illnesses & issues.
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‘Merica 250

WARMUP: 5 Burpees
THE THANG: Flipped off King George, as well as 13 Colony inspired exercises for a rep count of 1776
MARY: She slept in
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your various newsletters
COT: Remembered what our fore fathers sacrificed for our freedom, we remembered U-Haul and presented Bowser with U-Haul flag.

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Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

Backblast! 1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration
DATE: 2026-06-09
AO: The Ballroom
It was a steamy morning at Slow Burn and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerate.

Quick warmup with the stretching and we were off.

Over to the hill for some Chutes and Ladders. 🪜 There were two cones at each station and the PAX had to choose one of them. If they chose a C we had to Chute (run) up to the top of the hill. If it was an L we would run up to the next rung on the ladder. Each rung had two cones and some exercises. I think the PAX had drone footage of me setting up the cone this morning as they found almost all of the Ladders this morning.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

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