A Modified Miracle Mile Maelstrom of Muscular Misery

WARMUP: we don't need no stinkin warmup
THE THANG:
This workout is based on the Miracle Mile routine.

Base exercises at each station:
Big Boys
Merkins
Burpees
Monkey Humpers

1st station – amphitheater – 1 rep each
2nd station – White/Ardrey – 2 reps each
3rd station – playground – 3 reps each
4th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 4 reps each
5th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each
6th station – restrooms – 6 reps each
7th station – amphitheater – 7 reps each, plus wall sits/bomb jacks
8th station – White/Ardrey – 8 reps each, plus 25 shoulder presses
9th station – playground – 9 reps each, plus 25 dips
10th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 8 reps each (audible – begin reverse Fibonacci countdown), plus 25 gas humpers
11th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each, plus 25 overhead claps

Mosey to Calhoun gazebo
Group 1 – bear crawl or lunge to tractor in the parking lot, Nur back to start
Group 2 – Curb Alperts AMRAP
Groups switch places

Next round – shoulder taps AMRAP

Next round – dips AMRAP

Mosey to 12th station – restrooms – 3 reps each

Return to COT – some did 2 reps and 1 rep to close it out. The rest of us had enough at that point (who made up this workout, anyway?)

MARY: throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, trash pick-up, and a July 4 convergence teaser
COT: prayers for family health, and a praise for family health as well, parental care, patience in marriage

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Never trust a trombone guy. Clarinet guys are impeccable

WARMUP:
SSH
Imp Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Squat
Mosey
THE THANG:
Bear crawl Indian run
Dora
50 squats
100 lunges
150 LBC
bag is carried by 1 runner

Run to swings
Burpees and pass bag for manmaker
Squats and pass bag
Big boys and pass bag
Sumo squat and pass bag

MARY:
Was done

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel June and July
Read newsletter

COT:
Don’t carry the weight alone

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The Journey of Getting Better

Disclaimer Shared ! Routes and Buddy System Encouraged
WARMUP:

10 Min Stroll to Desired Starting Point
THE THANG:
Go get 4-9 miles worth of journey and share with your partners
MARY:
Was never found, Smoke 💨 Signals seen
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel Men’s, Trash 🚮 Pickup, CRI Foster Kids help , CSAUPs & Race signups
COT: Deep within our hearts.

The Journey of Getting Better

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Saturday at the yard

WARMUP:

  • Moroccan Nightclub
  • Imperial Walker
  • Cherry pickers

THE THANG:
4 Stations

  • Station 1 – Merkins, Overhead Clap, Mike Tysons, Wide Arm Merkins -> MOT Lunge Walk
  • Station 2 – Side Staddle Hop, Mountain Climbers, Seal JAck, Diamond Merkins
  • Station 3- Low Country Crab, Shoulder taps Penguins, Flutter Kicks
  • Station 4- Dips, Incline Merkins, Step Ups, Calf Raises
  • Reps 5-10-15-10-5
  • Bucket of fun – Mountain Climbers, Imperial Squat Walker, Low Country Crab, Makhtar N'Diayes, You Pick, Plank Jacks, Mike Tyson, American Hammer, Peter Parker

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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No Rain at the Moment

WARMUP: Maybe
THE THANG: out and back – Munn to Harris to Sam Smith. 4 miles with plenty of Ruck options
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Pick up/ Bethel Men’s/ Christmas party
COT: Prayers and Praises from each pax ( health, marriages, patience, Recovery, Healing, Transition for College kids, employment and blessings.

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The 4 Square Gauntlet

Disclaimer and WelcomeShared
WARMUP:

In Cadence and 10 Reps Each

  • Moroccan Night Clubs
  • Cherry 🍒 Pickers
  • Windmills
  • Hillbilly Walkers
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Mosey to Schoolyard

THE THANG:
Partner Up for Some DORA work !
One Partner does the work while the other jogs/walks a lap. Build up to total number of reps. Switch after every lap.

  • 100 Merkins
  • 150 Air Squats
  • 100 Flutter Kicks
  • 100 Step ups

Everyone does a NUR Lap
Round Dos

  • 80 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 120 Lunges
  • 100 Freddie Mercuries
  • Bear Crawl across court then 10 big boys

We all take a lap
Round 3 All Together

  • 25 Slow count squats – hold for Mary

MARY: Was there but not as memorable as Sally, ask @U5MQ8FHV0, he knows
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP, Cannoli Run, Fort Mill Care Center, Trash Pickup, Newsletter
COT: Always in our heart

The 4 Square Gauntlet

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Bag of Bad Decisions

Disclaimer Provided & 5 Core Principles shared thanks to @U5DLC6D7X for keeping us honest :

  • FREE OF CHARGE
  • OPEN TO ALL MEN
  • HELD OUTDOORS RAIN OR SHINE
  • PEER LED ROTATION
  • END IN CIRCLE OF TRUST

WARMUP:
In cadence and 10 Reps Each:
Moroccan Night Clubs
Windmills
Cherry 🍒 Pickers
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
THE THANG:
Part 1 DORA Work – 1 Partner Carries Bag the other does the work! Switch and repeat until your reach the total reps
100 Sandbags Squats
75 Shoulder Presses
50 Bent over Rows
Everyone takes a big lap around the lot !
DORA Work Part 2
5 Burpees over bag
10 Dead lifts
15 Mountain Climbers each leg
2 Rounds
Part 3 All Together
Four types of Carry – Go to last column and back. Switch form and repeat for 4 Rounds

  • Bear Hug
  • Shoulder Carry
  • Front Rack
  • Farmer Carry

Part 4 All Together

  • 10 Cleans
  • 10 Over head presses
  • 10 lunges or squats
  • 10 bent over rows
  • Back to COT

MARY:
Introduced FNG to Mary

  • Boat 🚤 vs canoe 🛶
  • Hello Dolly
  • Dying Roach
  • LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP , Cannoli Run, trash pickup and newsletter
COT: Always stays in COT

Bag of Bad Decisions

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Running is fun?