đź’© Show

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, Micheal Phelps, Downward Dog, Honey Mooners, mosey the short loop

THE THANG: Workout is called 💩 show becuse that’s how it starts until you get into a groove. Partner Work with sand bag for 30 rounds total

3- Bag Jump Over Burpees
3- Power Cleans below the knee
3- Front Squats
3- Push Press
3- Bag Jump Over Burpees

Partner 1 works while Partner 2 rests. Switch after each round. Each man does 15 rounds total. The rest is there so you can attack each round with good form and intensely do the work.

Every 5 min you stop where you are on the workout and run as a group roughly 50 yards and back. Then pick up right where you left off and the 5 min clock starts over.

Total reps per man
90- Bag Jump Over Burpees
45- Power Cleans
45 -Front Squats
45 – Push Presses

After everyone was done we loaded up our rucks and walked the big loop around the soccer field. With great mumble.

MARY: American Hammers, Flutters, Box Cutters, X and O’s, LBC, Low squat stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shetler, Maximus and Boogie Nights Men’s discussion on 8/28, 9/5 Clickbait relief work for a few widows in Fort Mill.

Read your letter of news every Sunday

COT: Prayers for kids starting school and college, prayers for sickness, praise for getting through some tough life moments, praise for M’s holding down the fort while we travel for work

đź’© Show

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Ring Around the Rosie

WARMUP:
## 1. DYNAMIC WARMUP (10-12 min)
– Imperial Walkers x10 IC
– Bend & Reach x10 IC
-Windmill x10 IC
– Short warmup jog
**20 yards, non-stop, down and back:**
– High knees
– Butt kickers
– Walking world's greatest stretch
– Elephant walks
– Dinosaur walks
– Soldier walks
– Side shuffle (each way)
– Karaoke (each way)
-A-Skips
-B-Skips
– C-skips
– Power skips
-Jog
-Run
– Sprints

THE THANG:
##Ring around the Rosie (30 mins)
SPRINT → EXERCISE → RUN → EXERCISE → SPRINT → EXERCISE
Wait for a partner to race before sprinting
15x Squats > Sprint
10x E Fwd Lunge
10x E Rear Lunge > Sprint
15x Billy Cannon
15x Squat Jumps > Sprint
10x E Speed Skaters
15x Plank Jacks > Sprint
25x E Mountain Climbers
15x Merkins > Sprint
15x Carolina Dry Docks
20x Overhead Arm Claps > Sprint
20x Overhead Arm Claps
Jog back to COT

##Love Triangle (15 mins)
3 to a group minimum
Watch for perfect Form or punishment
If watcher doesn’t call them out for bad form, they they get punished

Exercises

  1. 15x Squats
  2. 10x E Forward Lunges
  3. 10x E Rear Lunges
  4. 15x Squats
  5. 15x Merkins
  6. 10x Hand Release Merkin
  7. 20x American Hammers
  8. 20x Flutter Kicks

Punishment
Sprint 25 Yards & Broad Jump Back
(Step Squat if unable to broad Jump)

MARY:
X’s & O’s
Gas Pumps
Superman’s
Box cutters
Flutter kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Big Red Bus
Trash Pickup

COT:
Sobriety
Family

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4 corners of mumblechatter


WARMUP:
Started with stretching and Intro. They rocked over to the parking area for the warm up. 15 MNC, produce pickers, Wind Mill, plank, merkins, updig and down dog. Then rucked over to the rear parking lot.
THE THANG: 4 corners, 4 rounds.
Round 1 – 10 goblet squats then farmer carry right arm to do American Hammers with ruck then overhead carry to curls the farmers carry left arm to finish with flutters with ruck.
Round 2- 15 repeat exercises.
Round 3 – 20 repeat exercises
Round 4 – 25 repeat exercises.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethals men and newsletter.
COT: Prayers for school, teachers, marriage and health.

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Tour d’ Favorites

WARMUP: Run a bit in the Sweep parking lot then a few warm up exercises: 10 Lunges each leg, 10 Mountain Climbers I/C, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, 10 Mak Tar Jah
THE THANG: The "theme" this morning, albeit unspoken, was to run to a spot and do the work. In some cases, we'd repeat it and in others, it was a one-and-done. I know, novel idea.
Exit the lot, run to Dave Gibson and turn left onto Dave Gibson's, stopping at the bottom of the hill.
10 Diamond Merkins
10 Mountain Climbers I/C
10 Carolina Dry Docks
10 Mak Tar Jah's
Run up the hill to the small parking lot and back down.
Repeat the exercises.
Run back up and down.
When all finish the final run, run up opposite hill to the realty office. Perform:
10 Hand-Release Merkins
10 V-Ups
10 Shoulder taps (ea side)
10 Jump Lunges
Run back down then up to Ben Casey Dr.
10 Hand-Release Merkins
10 V-Ups
10 Shoulder taps (ea side)
10 Jump Lunges
Run to Discount Tire
20 Dips & 20 Peter Parkers (10 ea side)
Run to the light at the 1st Brayden entrance: Emory Lane
10 Burpees
Run through the neighborhood and down to the bottom of Brayden Parkway
15 Squats & 15 Hand-Release Merkins
Run to the top of Brayden Parkway for 5 Burpees
Wrap it up at COT for some additional Mary.

I leave it to 38 Special to verify the accuracy of my reporting.

MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The team spends a lot of time developing the newsletter with great content, leverage it.
Bethel needs on 8/6
Excavation on 8/28
Stuff the bus on 8/8
There were more
COT: 100%

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Dora Takes the Hill

WARMUP: SSH, Ruck Big Loop
THE THANG: Bear Crawl midfield to the fence. OHC back to midfield. Ruck Big Loop (2x)

Head over to the hill for a Dora 100 Merkins 200 LBCs, 300 Squats
Back to COT for some more Merkins & LBCs.
MARY:Some
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter, Stuff the Bus
COT: Prayers for Family, teachers and husbands.

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Ace Ventura

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial/ Hilbilly Walkers
Mountain Climbers
Peter Parker’s
Moroccan Nigh Clubs

Lap around Runde: High Knees, Butt Licks, Karaoke, Toy Soldiers

THE THANG:

  1. Golf Course 11s – “Laces Out” – Merkins and Squats
  2. Wall Sits – “Do NOT go in there.” One guy at a time crab walks to end of patio and back.
  3. Hill climbs – “Like a Glove!”

5 cycles – 10 reps Plank Jacks at Bottom, 10 reps Seal Jacks at Top
5 cycles – 10 reps CDDs at Bottom, 10 reps Shoulder Taps at Top
4. 4 corners – “Excuse me. May I ass you a few questions.”
20 reps each, repeat 4x: Bobby Hurleys, Calf Raises, Squats, Monkey Humpers
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Weinke Retread

WARMUP: SSH, HW, IW, MERKINS, Big Loop Ruck
THE THANG: Fly by brought @UQ50TPDLH through COT. He was undoubtedly on mile 15 as we mere mortals started our day.

Point to point (COT to the tree)
Pt 1. Manmakers on one side squats on the other. MOT between: Ruck on Yog, OH carry, Lunge Walk.

Pt 2. Merkins and Sealjacks. Same MOT and big loop.

Pt 3. Ruck to the stairs for farmers carry. Back to COT for 3 minutes of Mary (LBCs, Box Cutters, Elbow Planks, a little OYO Stretching.
MARY: mm hmm
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Forgot
COT: Yes. Prayers for family health and peace.

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AO CURRAHEE — “THE MIDNIGHT RIDE” 30 June 2026 · 0515-0600 · Pre-Independence Edition

In 1775, a Boston silversmith didn’t wait for ideal conditions — he rode through the dark because the moment demanded it. This morning at Currahee, the air sat on us like a wet wool blanket before sunrise, and the PAX rode anyway.

We opened with the Warm-O-Rama: a ruck mosey lap, then SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, and CASBAH #2s. Standard prep, same as the colonists drilling on the green before the shot heard round the world.

Then came The Midnight Ride: forty yards out, full ruck, full send — squat jumps, burpees as the toll for stopping, and a recovery lap before going again. With the soup we were moving through, we added an extra lap between rounds, and got 3 in before the conditions had their say.

We closed with 5 minutes of Mary. @U5MQ8FHV0 called an audible and got us some ruck on merkins mixed in to finish what the humidity didn’t take out of us first.
Three rounds, soaked through, lungs working overtime against air that didn’t want to cooperate. Nobody showed up for perfect conditions this morning — they showed up anyway, same as 1775. That’s the rep that counts.

COT: Independence Day convergence at CRHS, Bethel Men’s Shelter. Prayers for travel and recovery.
Until next time — ride hard, ruck heavy, and never miss a bell.
Pollo Hermano, out.👊💥🇺🇸

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