99 bottles of…….

  • QIC: Trucker
  • When: 12/30/14
  • Pax: Trucker, Senator Tressel, WWL, Geicko, McGrufe, Anchorman, Cornhole, Cable Guy, Longshanks, DD, Dori, Funhouse, Flat tire, Smuggler, Gears, Aquaman, Cake Boss, Spitz, Jekyll, Rooney, Lug Nut. Decible, FNG - Sugar Daddy
  • Posted In: Golden Corral

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2014 is coming to an end, can’t believe it. So YHC decided to Q and not be the fourth Q in a row who failed to show up at Golden Corral 🙂 YHC original idea was pushed back when Cornhole brought up a great idea while at Dunkateria this past Saturday. Since tomorrow is New Year’s Eve, it was fitting that YHC became a Bartender in anticipation to his yearly end of the year drinking. With props provided by Gears (my pony keg was still full of beer), 23 PAX and 1 FNG ended the 2014 year with some singing and beer themed exercises.

The Thang:
Quick mossy around the Teeter parking lot, circled up and:
Bells Side Straddle Hopslam x30
Firestone Imperial Walker Stout x30
Widmere Brothers Windmill Hefeweizen x30
Westbrook Brewery Merkin Cake (Mexican cake) x20

PAX lined up in 2 lines shoulder to shoulder:
1st PAX does shoulder press with Pony Keg while rest of PAX in line does Squatters (squats) Craft Brewery Wee Peat Scottish Ale. In the meantime, the PAX sing “99 bottles (kegs) on the wall”. PAX with keg does shoulder press until lyrics note “pass it along” and keg is passed to next PAX. Continue down the line and back until PAX hit 65 kegs. Kegs pushed to side, for now.

NoDa Hop Drop and Roll x10 (Bunny hop into Merkin into roll and jump squat up)

Fonta Flora Double Hop Beard (squat jumps) x20

Lexington Brewery Kentucky Burpee (Bourbon) Barrel Age Stout x10

PAX line up in single line: Bear Republic Racer 5 IPA (bear crawls to curb, rinse repeat)

Indian run with kegs to driveway. Bottom of hilly driveway; 1st group does Hill Brewery Citra IPA (runs to top of driveway) and does Wicked Weed Jack O Hammered (jack webs 5/20) while the 2nd group at bottom of hill does standing lunges until 1st group returns, rinse and repeat 2xs. Bottom of hill group for 3rd/4th round does Victory Golden Monkey (Monkey humpers)

Indian run back to COT for a Ab blast:
Nook Brewery LBC IPA x21
Russian River Pliney (russian twist) x21
Dogfish 90 Minute Protractor (90 minutes, Colt 45, 0’douls)
Line Pint Brewery Yellow Rose (rosealita) x21
Westbrook Brewery Merkin Cake (Mexican cake) x10

YHC tried to be as creative as a Bartender could be in incorporating Brewery/Beer names to our normal exercises. I think it finally clicked with most of the PAX during the Ab Blast. We were 1 short of a full case of beer! I had a blast developing my weinke and enjoyed introducing many of the PAX to craft breweries and beers, even though many PAX were asking for Bud Lite, Coors, PBR…. (Blasphemy!).

Encourage the FORT to sign up for the Joe Davis 5k on 1/10/15, our numbers are below Area 51, its only a 5k so everyone can survive! #accountability

CSPAN caravanning down to N Augusta 1/3/15 for a kickoff of a new AO.

Prayers to WWL family. Prayers for a great 2015!

Trucker aka #Stickabrew

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