Why do my Hips Hurt?

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Hillbilly walkers
THE THANG:
The Nolan Richardson
Partner workout:
Partner 1 starts the exercises while partner 2 nurs 50 yards, does 1 Bobby Hurley, then runs back to start to pick up where partner 1 left off on the count.
150 Burpees
300 Squats
150 Big Boy Sit-ups
300 Little Baby Arm Circles
150 Merkins
300 Imperial walkers
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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School Tour

Commentary courtesy of Dark Helmet:

12 men at The Pit Of Cocks received a generous helping of Italian Jobs.

The Thang:

  • Run 1/4 mile-ish then perform the following
  • 10 Burpees
  • 20 HR Merkins
  • 30 Lunges
  • 40 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Burpees

Repeat until the hate leaves your heart or until 45 minutes has elapsed…

Moleskine:
The morning began with Liberty rescuing Goose’s hemorrhoid pillow from the parking lot (not sure when that got left there) and placing it lovingly by the flag. Also placed by the flag, was a fat deuce squeezed out like Satan’s toothpaste by 3D’s nutsniffer. Not to worry, like most good dog owners, 3D brought his little doo-doo produce bags and collected the offering to carry with him. I don’t have a dog, and one of the main reasons is that I currently live in a situation that would require me to bend down and collect the feces of a lesser beast. I'm on the top of the food chain. I will not collect feces. Besides, the mighty (though domesticated) canine deserves to leave his castoffs where they lay, so for me to take responsibility to care for such an animal would require me to live beyond the officious reach of an HOA and past the confines of a fence…

Changing subjects, Deep Dish remarked about the amount of sand in the CRHS parking lot and was contemplating how to take his kids there and convince them that it was Myrtle Beach, but with less cigarette butts.

COT: Pray for many men’s relatives, to shoulder our burdens, and to be smart enough not to go alone.

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Full-body at The Forge

9 men survived The Forge this morning. Here’s what we did:
 
Warm Up:

  • 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
  • 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
  • 10 Windmills (IC)
  • 10 SSHs (IC)

 
The Thang
 
Long Loop Mosey behind HT and back to Starting Point

  • 10 Merkins (IC), run to Dollar Tree
  • 10 Merkins (IC), 10 Squats (IC), run to side of Harris Teeter
  • 10 Merkins (IC), 10 Squats (IC), 10 American Hammers (IC)

 
Mosey to the big wall

  • 10 Wallsits (IC)
  • 10 Bulgarian Split Wall Squats (10 IC each leg)
  • 10 Wall LBCs (IC)
  • 10 Dirty Hook-ups – Hands (IC)
  • 10 Dirty Hook-ups – Feet (IC)
  • 10 Australian Mountain Climbers (IC)
  • 10 Wallsits (IC)

 
Mosey behind Express Oil

  • 10 Dips (IC)
  • 10 Irkins (IC)
  • 20 Calf Raises In
  • 20 Calf Raises Out
  • 20 Calf Raises Regular

 
Mosey to the Blue Mail Box

  • Butterfly Stretch
  • Sitting Reach Stretch L
  • Sitting Reach Stretch R
  • 10 American Hammers (IC)
  • 10 Flutters (IC)

 
Mosey to what used to be Rita’s

  • 20 Forward Arm Circles (IC)
  • 20 Backward Arm Circles (IC)
  • 20 Seal Claps (IC)
  • 20 Overhead Claps (IC)

 
Mosey back to the big wall

  • Bear Crawl from curb to curb
  • Lunge Walk from curb to curb
  • Crab Walk from curb to curb
  • Power Skips from curb to curb

 
Long Loop through the Full Lot back to COT

  • 10 Freddies (IC)
  • 10 Rosalitas (IC)
  • 10 Dollies (IC)

 
NMM
A lesson I learned this week: sometimes career opportunities pay more in dollars but cost more in the things that actually matter. Career trajectory and higher compensation aren’t worth the sacrifice of time with your loved ones. No one on their death bed says, “I wish I would have spent more time at work.” There’s a very good chance your job posting will go online before your obituary.

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Colosseum…The Return

WARMUP: You should've done that & stretched prior to launch.
THE THANG: Run to the bottom of the hill at the entrance of the school compound for 5 of each of the following Merkin series:
Wide-Arm, Diamond, Regular, Wide-Arm, Diamond, Regular
NUR back up the hill to the small parking lot
20 Oblique Crunches each side
Run to the front of GHES
10 Mike Tysons
Bear Crawl to the opposite curb, Crawl Bear back
20 V-Ups
Bear Crawl to the opposite curb, Crawl Bear back
Run to the back wall behind GHES (so glorious)
Run to the wall, go over, touch the school, 2 Burpees
Run to the wall, go over, back to the start, 2 Burpees
That's 1 Round. Complete 5 Total Rounds
Slow Flutter Kicks
American Hammers while touching both hands on each side.
Run about 100 yards to a random light pole
20 Carolina Dry Docks & 20 Flutter's I/C
Run to the basketball court for a 3-tier suicide set with 5 lunges each leg after the full set.
Complete 2 full sets.
Run to the benches at GHMS
10 step-ups each leg followed by 20 Derkins
10 Bulgarian split squats each leg followed by 20 slow dips

Back to COT for a little more Mary
MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 8/28 Excavation, Bethel, Trash Pick Up, Cut Da Grass
COT: 100%

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Physical Readiness Teast

WARMUP: dynamic
10 Wind mill
5 bend & Reach
THE THANG:
1 mile
1 stop (20 low slow squats, 10 hand release merkins, 30 American hammers)

Competition test
1 minute ARAP Merkins
1 Minute ARAP curlups
1.5 mile run
MARY:
ARAP
10 Merkins
20 Squats
30 Crunches

Flutters
Merkins
Big boys
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for new beginnings for people.
Eagle Claw going to The Citadel

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Link street on my heart

Written by DOAH in slack: [commentary by Band Camp]

Heart Breakers: @U01NGHPR2HW and almost @U05TY21AC2X, but he uncommitted sometime last night…

The Thang: Route attached [was attached in slack, you could look up today's date on a PAX's Strava. Suffice it to say: we hit 3 miles. FMPD slow rolled our start this morning which kept YHC from running directly where I planned to go, but we made it over there another way. No complaints]. We stopped a lot and did a lot [5 each stop] of 6-Count burpees (a BC staple), [10] merkins, [15] squats, [20] flutters, with a few LBCs thrown in for bad measure. [We did an undetermined amount of these based on keeping the group together enough so nobody got lost. Kept things in cadence because that seems to help keep men accountable to actually doing the exercises. Something about pushing through pain and discomfort together. Started with just burpees. Next stop: burpees & merkins, etc.]

Moleskine: Sweat. Plenty of sweat. And some ramblings that implied some very limited understanding of the functional success of certain systems. Regardless, we went fast and didn't lose anyone along the way… except Slash… but he was lost by choice. Uptown Girl is still greatly disturbed by my presence and refused even so much as a fist bump this morning, but like a lot of folks who hate me when they first meet me (that list is long, right Crystal Lake?), I'll wear him down eventually.

COT: The Fort’tan gave a good thought about acting on those things that we feel called to do and not delaying. Prayers for EC as he heads off to get his head shaved and his spine straightened, and prayers for NASA as he sends his little bird out of the nest.

[Here's the deal. God doesn't put things on your heart for someone else to do it. Go get after it.]

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Carry the Load

10 men carried heavy things on a sweaty Wednesday morning at the Sink. Here’s what we did:

Warm-up

  • 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
  • 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
  • Front Fold Stretch
  • Side Stretch

Mosey to flag pole

The Thang
The PAX brought a ruck, sandbag, and kettlebell each for a large loop carry then exercise routine. It looked like this:

Round 1

  • Carry your ruck, bell, and sandbag for 1 lap followed by
  • 30 Calf Raises, 30 KB Swings, and 30 Merkins

Round 2

  • Carry 2 items for 2 laps followed by
  • 20 Curls, 20 Flutters w/ a Press, and 20 Squats

Round 3

  • Carry 1 item for 3 laps followed by
  • 10 Burpees, 10 Sit-up to Press, and 10 Bench Press

NMM
We often ask God to lighten our load, but sometimes He strengthens us by teaching us how to carry it. That looks like showing up when you’re tired. It means investing in others even when you see little results. It means leading when recognition is absent. It means remaining faithful to your mission instead of being fixated on measurable success.

Keep going, especially when it’s tough. The process is shaping you into a stronger man.

-IJ

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Vision (Q3.4)

The difference between sight and vision is sight sees what’s in front of you while vision sees where you’re headed.

Vision is the ability to see what ought to be done and communicate it in a way that motivates action.

Vision isn’t just dreaming about the future. It’s seeing reality clearly, recognizing the gap between what is and what could be, and helping others move toward that better future.

Vision Requires Action
Vision without movement is simply wishful thinking.

  • Every workout begins with a plan.
  • Every project begins with a first step.
  • Every relationship improves through intentional action.

Vision Starts with Seeing Clearly
Before a man can lead anyone else, he has to honestly evaluate himself.

  • Where am I drifting?
  • Where is my family drifting?
  • Where is my team drifting?

If we’re unwilling to face reality, we’ll never know where to lead.

Vision Creates Movement
People don’t naturally move toward discomfort.
Someone has to say:
“This is where we’re going.”
Without vision, people simply maintain the status quo.

Vision Requires Communication
You may know exactly where you want to go.
If no one else understands it, it isn’t leadership. Good leaders repeat the vision often.

Think about the workouts we do.
A Q doesn’t simply show up and start exercising.
He:

  • Picks the route.
  • Chooses the exercises.
  • Sets the pace.
  • Explains the workout.
  • Encourages the PAX.
  • Adjusts when needed.

That’s vision in action.
The same principle applies to life.
Your family needs to know where you’re leading them.
Your coworkers need to know what success looks like.
Your brothers in F3 need someone willing to take the first step.

Takeaway: A man’s vision doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to be clear enough that others can follow, and courageous enough to take the first step.

Questions
Think about the best leader you’ve ever worked for.

  • What made people WANT to follow them?
  • How many of those qualities require talent?

Answer:
Almost none.
They’re choices.

Challenge
Think of ONE sentence that describes where you want to be a year from now.

  • “I want to be the spiritual leader of my home.”
  • “I want to be healthy enough to play with my grandkids.”
  • “I want to mentor two younger men.”
  • “I want to eliminate debt.”
  • “I want to become the teammate everyone trusts.”

What’s ONE thing you’ll do this week to move toward that vision?”
Not next month.
Not this year.
This week.

Closing
Vision isn’t predicting the future. It’s deciding on a preferred future and taking the first faithful step toward it.

As the QSource teaches, vision gives a leader direction. Men don’t need a leader who knows everything—they need a leader who knows where he’s going and is willing to invite others to come with him.

Challenge
Think of ONE sentence that describes where you want to be a year from now. For inspiration, consider the three Fs. Where do you want to be physically (fitness), relationally (fellowship), and spiritually (faith)? 
Write your personal vision in one sentence, share it with someone, and take one concrete action that moves you closer to it. A vision that’s never spoken and never acted on remains only a wish.

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A slice of pie

WARMUP: SSH, arm circles, windmills, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, Moroccan nightclubs, mosey

THE THANG:

Thang 1: 7’s
Merkins at the bottom of the hill into parking lot – NUR to top – jump squats at the top – run back down

Mosey across Ardrey to FMPD lot

Thang 2: 4 corners
Corner 1: Carolina dry docks
Corner 2: squats
Corner 3: plank jacks
Corner 4: mountain climbers
Rep count = 20
MOT = run

Completed 5 rounds

Mosey back to flag for Mary

MARY: flutters, box cutters, big boy sit-ups , big boy sit-ups , big boy sit-ups … and more big boy sit-ups 🙂

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Regular Service opportunities in the fort:

#C0BAPRMGF8V – lawn service for fort mill care center. Contact @U050B5M1DGR or check 2F

Bethel men’s shelter: 1st Thursday of month. BOLO for signups or contact @U083QU67RF0

COT: yes

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The blockiest of Parties

WARMUP: stretches before and some at top of Massey
THE THANG: 11’s on Massey burpees and jump squats. Run to smooth Baptist church parking lot. 4 corners. Reps of 25 merkens, big boys, dips , and squats. Run mode of transport. 3 rounds reduce count by 5. Run back to COT. DORA 200 flutters Nur up hill run down.
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: what happens stays

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