Q School at Colosseum

It was my honor and privilege to share some QSchool lessons learned with 6 of my brothers this morning. Please bookmark this backblast as you prepare your first Q. Many of us are here to assist as you plan and would love to support you at your first Q.

Pre-Workout

  • Design your workout in advance. Ask for advice/feedback from the AO or other more experienced Qs. Go the week before to see how the site was used for a previous workout. If you can’t put your eyes on it, use Google Maps and www.onthegomap.com. Failing to plan is planning to fail.
  • Design too much rather than too little. It is easy to cut on the fly but harder to improvise and create when fatigued.
  • Think of what muscle groups each exercise uses and understand how each exercise will affect the next. Don’t smoke just one body part. Mix it up – chest, abs, legs, cardio, repeat.
  • Design transitions – think of them as rest breaks.
  • Have a plan, but be willing to modify based on site conditions.

 
Day Of

  • Arrive early and scope the site. Note any hazardous conditions.
  • Note who is attending. Be willing to modify the plan depending on the fitness levels of the PAX.

 
Introduction

  • Introduce yourself and give a brief disclaimer, “I am not a professional. You are here at your own risk. Modify as necessary.”
  • I like to point out the hazards and site conditions and remind everyone to watch out for each other.

 
Warm-Up

  • Practice Cadence – mix up exercises (cardio, legs, stretch)
  • Today we took turns leading (SSHs, Hillbilly Walkers, Low Slow Squats, 6 Count Burpees, Cherry Pickers, Mtn Climbers, Windmills)

  • The Commands
  • “THE NEXT EXERCISE IS ________!” (PAX repeat exercise to signal understanding)
  • STARTING POSITION! (PAUSE)…MOVE!
  • Starting Position is the information (or preparatory) command. MOVE is the execution command. Pause between is important to allow PAX to understand where to go next.
  • IN CADENCE! (PAUSE)
  • EXCERCISE! 1, 2, 3, ONE. 1, 2, 3, TWO.
  • VOICE INFLECTION at last 1, 2, 3 to signal end.
  • Why Cadence? CONSISTENCY in all things is the building block of leadership.
  • Esprit de Corps – Counting together builds bonds, fuels morale
  • Simple and Effective – Doesn’t require complex thought, designed for breathing
  • Demonstrates Consistency, Competence & Attention to Detail: Lets the PAX know what’s happening. One movement per count.
  • Voice inflection signals the end

The Thang

  • Mosey to Elementary Loop for DORAs (100, 200, 300) – Goal is to build camaraderie while keeping the group together
  • Merkins
  • Squats
  • LBCs
  • Short Mosey to Bus Loop for 4 Corners
  • 4 Corners allows you to see the whole group. Doing it in cadence allows everyone to stay together
  • Corner 1 – 10 HR Merkins
  • Corner 2 – 10 HR Merkins, 20 Big Boys
  • Corner 3 – 10 HR Merkins, 20 Big Boys, 30 Calf Raises
  • Corner 4 – 10 HR Merkins, 20 Big Boys, 30 Calf Raises, 40 SSH
  • Benchwork
  • 20 Irkins, 20 Dips, 20 Step-ups, 20 Bulgarian Split Squats
  • Stretching
  • Butterfly, left out, right out, standing middle, standing left, standing right

 
COT

  • End EVERY workout with a COT
  • Count-o-Rama
  • Name-o-Rama (Hospital name, Age, F3 Name)
  • Announcements
  • Celebrations and concerns
  • Closeout

 
Additional Tips

  • Start together, stay together, end together. Never leave a man behind.
  • Make it simple, but not easy.
  • If running near traffic, run towards traffic as much as possible, wear reflective gear, and wear a headlamp. If headlamps are missing, strategically place your runners with lamps at front, middle, and back for safety.
  • Keep an eye on the clock. Start on time and make sure you get back to COT on time, even if that means ending your plan early.
  • Have an extra exercise set prepared near COT. This gives you a chance to stop on the way back and know that you will get back on time.
  • Don’t push so hard that you cannot call cadence. You cannot lead effectively if you are about to pass out. Remember, it’s not about you.
  • You don’t have to finish first, you just have to set the plan clearly and let the guys do it.
  • If you can’t do it, don’t Q it.
  • The PAX don’t know your plan so don’t let them know you’ve gone off script, forgotten the next exercise, did too many or not enough. If you mess up, move on. Don’t dwell on it.
  • The Q is not over until a backblast is posted. Plan it in advance and use that as your template for the backblast.

 
NMM
This is not a complete list of pointers. You will learn more each time you do it. Just remember, when in charge, take charge. These men have entrusted you with their pre-dawn hours; make it worth the wake-up and keep them safe. Don’t mail it in, but don’t be so rigid that you don’t enjoy it as well. Your first time may be rocky, but with practice, you’ll get better.
 
-IJ

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Hateful 8s

9 did the hard thing this morning at Sweep.

The Thang
3.8 miles, 3 exercises (Burpees, Pistol Squats, Hand Release Merkins) of 8 reps at 8 stops on a figure 8 course

  • Stop 1 – Earth Fare
  • Stop 2 – Kangaroo Express
  • Stop 3 – Veterinary Medical
  • Stop 4 – Cameron Creek and Coverdale
  • Stop 5 – Traffic Circle on Hubert Graham
  • Stop 6 – My Driveway
  • Stop 7 – Cul de sac at the end of Tara Ln
  • Stop 8 – Braden Pool

NMM
Last weekend I spent 4 days in Wichita for their “Disruptor 002” rucking event. We themed the weekend around “The Patriot” and how unchecked anger is dangerous.

It was clear that we often allow anger to spill out over something small but the real issue is something much deeper. The root of anger is often pain we haven’t healed or fear we haven’t faced. The trigger isn’t always the problem; sometimes it’s just the tipping point.

Next time you react with anger, dig deeper for the reason you lashed out and address that issue. If not, you will continue to hurt the ones you love.

-IJ

Hateful 8s

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Poles of Death

The Thang: Mosey to the light poles at the back of the school. Out one, 10 merkins, back to start 10 lunges (each leg). Out two poles 5 burpees, back to start, 10 squats. Out 3 poles, 10 merkins, etc. Repeat until time getting progressively further down the path. Return to COT. If that wasn't clear, you're in good company. A few of us didn't understand at first either… but we eventually all figured it out and got about 4 in.

COT: Prayers for IJ’s friend, Spectre’s wife, Olaf's pizza airplane, and all the rest.

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Forge!

Dojo was a no go so he handed the Q stick to me. Tired from two previous Qs this week, the plan was limited running and more strength training.
Quick warm-up then we headed to The Wall for 3 rounds Erkins, dips, and step ups
. Next, we ran past the stinky dumpster to the back wall of HT. Wall sits bear crawl out merkins crawl bear back. Crab walk, LBCs, crab walk back.
Next we traveled to CVS for a four corner relay. Each member ran around the building 5, 10, 15 and 20
Merkins at each corner. Next person moved when pax ahead complete corner #1. Second round squats same count.
Back to COT.

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Cinder Block Party

We had 12 including a fly by guest appearance from @U061FJV3GVD.
Standard warm-up exercises then we moseyed over to the stack of cider blocks.
1st DORA – Merkins (100), Squats (200), LBCs (300)
partner 1 did exercises, partner 2 carried cinder block around outside of stage. Flipflop upon return.
2nd DORA – cinder block exercises: Curl / Shoulder Press (100), Chest Press / V Up (200), Leg Lift over Block (300)

Great job Pax!

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Go Bills workout

WARMUP: SSH, LSS, mosey, some Broga
THE THANG: moseyed over to side of Harris Teeter (for a little contact high 😳)
Wall sit as one Pax ran to concrete and did 3 burpees, halfway through changed to balls to the wall.

Then moseyed over to start the real thang:
Exercise 1: Merkins – MOT to Exercise 2: lunge walk
Exercise 2: Flutters – MOT to exercise 3: burpees broad jumps
Exercise 3: Squats- MOT TO exercise 4: run
Exercise 4: dips- MOT to Exercise 1: bear crawl.
Started with 5, then went up by 5 each time we got back to Exercise 1.
All got up to about 25…

ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots…read newsletter
COT: stays in COT

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Pipe Hitters Shieldlock Q

14 at Lazarus for a Pipe Hitters Shieldlock beatdown. Here’s what we did:

Warm-up

  • 5 Merkins (IC)
  • 5 Low Slow Squats (IC)
  • 10 SSHs (IC)

The Thang
Island Hopping with Maximus

  • Run to 2nd island, run back, 10 Mtn Climbers
  • Run to 4th island, run back, 10 V-Ups
  • Run to 6th island, run back, 10 Mtn Climbers
  • Run to last island, run back, 10 V-Ups

Mosey to mid-lot

  • 10 Rounds Captain Thors (1:4 American Hammers, Flutters)

Handoff to Italian Job
Mosey to the Movie Theatre fountain

  • 1 Round of Rolling Thunder (Irkin/Dip repeat around the fountain)
  • 15 step ups
  • 20 Calf Raises Regular
  • 20 Calf Raises In
  • 20 Calf Raises Out

Mosey to side wall

  • 10 Wall Sits (IC)
  • 10 Dirty Hook-ups (IC)
  • 10 Reverse Dirty Hook-ups (IC)
  • 10 Bulgarian Split Wall Squats Left (IC)
  • 10 Bulgarian Split Wall Squats Right (IC)
  • 10 Wall LBC’s (IC)
  • 10 Australian Mountain Climbers (IC)
  • 10 Count Stretch

Handoff to Dark Helmet
Long Mosey to Greek Grill

  • 10 OH Chair Press (IC)
  • 10 Mike Tysons, run across the parking lot, 5 Burpees (3 Rounds)
  • Bear Crawl 30 yards

Long Mosey back to COT

  • 15 Flutters (IC)
  • 15 Hello Dollies (IC)

NMM
We were honored to lead this morning. Helmet shared some eloquent words about the value of having men in your life to speak truth, no matter if it hurts. If you don’t have those men, find them. It will enrich your life.

-IJ

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Rememberence

WARMUP: 9 exercises of 11 counts per started and ended with burpees
THE THANG: Atempt to get 10 rounds of the following 34 step ups, 28 Merkins/derkins ors irkins, 18 big boy situps, bear crawl length of building. We all worked the entire time with a little mumble chatter of where we were 25 years ago when the world felt like it stopped. We didn't finish but we didn't stop just like the brave men and women that gave their lives trying to save others. The ultimate sacrifice. Remeber and Never forget.
343 FDNY, 23 NYPD, 37 Port Autority, 2184 in the trade centers, 2735 in buildings, pentagon, flight 93. God Bless and Rest in Peace.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Never Forget…

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Why do my Hips Hurt?

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Hillbilly walkers
THE THANG:
The Nolan Richardson
Partner workout:
Partner 1 starts the exercises while partner 2 nurs 50 yards, does 1 Bobby Hurley, then runs back to start to pick up where partner 1 left off on the count.
150 Burpees
300 Squats
150 Big Boy Sit-ups
300 Little Baby Arm Circles
150 Merkins
300 Imperial walkers
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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School Tour

Commentary courtesy of Dark Helmet:

12 men at The Pit Of Cocks received a generous helping of Italian Jobs.

The Thang:

  • Run 1/4 mile-ish then perform the following
  • 10 Burpees
  • 20 HR Merkins
  • 30 Lunges
  • 40 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Burpees

Repeat until the hate leaves your heart or until 45 minutes has elapsed…

Moleskine:
The morning began with Liberty rescuing Goose’s hemorrhoid pillow from the parking lot (not sure when that got left there) and placing it lovingly by the flag. Also placed by the flag, was a fat deuce squeezed out like Satan’s toothpaste by 3D’s nutsniffer. Not to worry, like most good dog owners, 3D brought his little doo-doo produce bags and collected the offering to carry with him. I don’t have a dog, and one of the main reasons is that I currently live in a situation that would require me to bend down and collect the feces of a lesser beast. I'm on the top of the food chain. I will not collect feces. Besides, the mighty (though domesticated) canine deserves to leave his castoffs where they lay, so for me to take responsibility to care for such an animal would require me to live beyond the officious reach of an HOA and past the confines of a fence…

Changing subjects, Deep Dish remarked about the amount of sand in the CRHS parking lot and was contemplating how to take his kids there and convince them that it was Myrtle Beach, but with less cigarette butts.

COT: Pray for many men’s relatives, to shoulder our burdens, and to be smart enough not to go alone.

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