Smells like…..well, you know 🤷‍♂️

WARMUP: Mosey to Grace Presby – SSH, LSS, MNC’s out of people’s chair, merkins, planks and a bit of Broga posing….but just a bit.
THE THANG: Dora appeared where the smells were most suspect
100 – burpees
200 – squats
300 – flutters

Mosey to the tire store for 7’s – Mike Tyson’s with Diamond merkins bear crawling in between.  

MARY:  just enough time for boxcutters before 0600 called
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: 5th core principle

Thanks 1/2 shell for the call. Always honored to lead.
👁️

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Oh, here we go again…

WARMUP

Windmills (IC)
Quad Stretch
Downward Dog stretches
Mosey to Grace Lot
IW (IC)
HW (IC)

THE THANG – EXERCISE LADDER

Cardboard with Exercises on each end of lot

Complete first exercise and run to other side

Complete first exercise at the other end and run back and forth working way down the list

Side 1:

5 Burpees
10 Carolina Dry Docks
20 Diamond Merkins
30 Merkins
40 Shoulder Taps (20 each side)
50 American Hammers
40 Shoulder taps (20 each side)
30 Merkins
20 Diamond Merkins
10 Carolina Dry Docks
5 Burpees

Side 2:

5 Burpees
10 Bobby Hurleys
20 Good Mornings
30 Lunges (15 each side)
40 Squats
50 LBCs
40 Squats
30 Lunges (15 each side)
20 Good Mornings
10 Bobby Hurleys
5 Burpees

At the end, we did 3 rounds of sprints down and back. 100% down and 75% back.

Mosey back to COT

Did some Broga and 1 minute elbow plank hold to end.

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Golden Corral buffet

WARMUP:
Mosey to church parking lot
SSH, moroccan nightclub, arm circles, low slow squat, down dog, honeymooner

THE THANG:
Mosey over to Sonic for 5 trips through the drive through. Each round you performed the exercises starting with the first number. After running a lap you would decrease each exercise by the second number listed in the row below. Example round 1 – 10 burpees, round 2 8 burpees….

Burpees – 10 – 2s
Merkins – 25 – 5s
Squats – 50 – 10s
LBCs – 75. – 15s
Calf Raises – 100 – 20s

MARY:
Finished with some speed work exercises
One leg lung jump
Bunny hops
Scissor over line
Low slow jump squat

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7s, 10s, 20s, oh my…

WARMUP: Imperial walkers, mountain climbers, low slow merkins
THE THANG: Mozy to the side of Harris Teeter for 10 counts and 20 counts. Started with 10 count BTW then run across the street for 20 squats. Flip flop for 20/10 (overhead clap/burpees), 10/20 (wall tar jai/dips), 20/10 (air presses/merkins)
Mozy to access road in front of O’reilly auto parts for 7s. Began with 6 burpees, ran to the oil change place where we did 5 CDDs, bear crawl to the wall for 1 big boy sit-up. Jog back to oil change place for 5 more CDDS then back to start. Rinse and repeat 5/5/2, 4/5/3, 3/5/4, 2/5/5, 1/5/6.
Mozy across Gold Hill Road (being responsible and checking for traffic) for more running and reps. Lots of back and forth and a fair amount of confusion. Reps included flutters, more dips, shoulder taps, merkins and more BBS.
MARY: Unaccounted for since we did plenty else
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D teams needing replacements, Christmas party officially scheduled.
COT: Family, travel, Ms and 2.0s

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Luck 7 Island Party

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Imperial Walkers, Strawberry Pickers, and Broga
THE THANG: Mosey around the parking to side wall of HT. At wall, we did 3 rounds of Balls to the Wall and Wall Sits for 10, 5, and 3 countdown.
Then Island Party Began:
At the Islands, we started at first Island with 10 Burpees, Then next Island, we did 20 Shoulder Taps, then next Island we did 30 Bomb Jacks, and 40 Squats. Each round we used a different mode of transportation between the islands with Round 1 being a bear crawl, then Round 2 was lunges, and final round was Crab Walk. Final exercise was the Cheese Shredder.
MARY: American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Keep those old wienkes kids

WARMUP: lap around the parking lot, windmills, low slow squats and merkins, couple stretches…go.
THE THANG: went to the small parking lot by COT and had one piece of paper on one end and another on the opposite end – maybe 30-40 yards. Start at the first exercise, complete it, run to the other side, complete the first exercise, and back and forth working down the list.
Side 1:
5 Burpee broad jumps
10 Diamond merkins
20 Merkins
30 Mountain climbers
40 Seal jacks
50 American Hammer
60 SSH
60 Moroccan night club
50 Shoulder presses
40 Crab cakes
30 Flutters
20 Big boy situps
10 Flying squirrel
5 Dive bombers

Side 2:
5 Hand release merkin
10 Durkin (get partner to put feet on back)
20 Knee to chest jumps
30 Carolina Dry Docks
40 Plank Jacks
50 LBC
60 Ski jumps
60 Squats
50 Calf raises
40 Dips
30 Monkey humpers
20 Lunges (10 each leg)
10 Apolo Ohno (10 each leg)
5 Plank alternating shoulder taps (5 each)

After the first 60 milestone was hit, we stopped running back and forth and mode of transportation moved to bear crawls to and running back…just to mix things up.

And we had music which was nice.

MARY: yes, check.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: also check
COT: yep, done

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Choose you own adventure

WARMUP: Brief mozy followed by SSH, Moroccan Night clubs, Mountain climbers, low slow squats
THE THANG: As a kid YHC enjoyed the “choose your own adventure” books where you get to make decisions about what happens in the story. On a somewhat rainy Tuesday, the Pax got to decide which story they wanted. Option one was a board of pain with higher reps under cover and dry. Option two was lower reps but with running between stations in the rain. It turns out it wasn’t much of a discussion and everyone (just 3 of us due to a bad weather forecast) chose option two.
Reps were 30 each and after each exercise we ran to the next of four locations at the AO. Exercises were: Burpees, Sumo Squats, American Hammers, Freddy Mercurys, Plank Jacks, Merkins, Moroccan Night Clubs, Shoulder Taps, LBCs, Carolina Dry Docks, Calf Raises, SSH, Wide arm Merkins, Flutters, Mountain Climbers.
MARY: Included some in roving board of pain
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive and D2DB registration.
COT: Thankful the rain wasn’t as bad as predicted. Support of fellow Pax regardless of weather conditions.

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Brown bagging it

WARMUP: IC windmills, produce pickers, Moroccan nc, hillbilly and imperial walkers, Merkins, mountain climbers and stretches. Mosey for a bit to curbs for curb 7’s. Dip to bearcrawl to curb, incline Merkin to crabwalk to curb. Mosey a bit more to wall for wall sits with IC Moroccan nc, overhead claps, seal jack, chain breakers. We then did wall sits to 3x burpee. Mosey some more the
THE THANG: Brown bag of 14 exercises with timer on each. 60sec SSH, 30sec squat, 30sec reverse lunge, 60sec planks, 30sec burpee, 30sec side lunge, 60sec butt kickers, 30sec jump squat, 30sec mtn climbers, 60sec toy soldiers, 30sec merkin, 30 sec dip, 60sec lbc, 60sec Peter Parker. We did this 2x to some jams.
MARY: IC exercises were called out by each of the pax
ANNOUNCEMENTS: d2db, q source, murder bunnies schedule
COT: prayers for health, praises for a good, balanced weekend with the family

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Golden Corral 2024 Kick Off

WARMUP: The pax were disclaimed and we slow moseyed toward the east side of the parking lot for COP
THE THANG:
COP (all in double count cadence)
SSH x 25, windmill x 10, imperial walker/hillbilly walker x 20, low, slow squat x 20, CDD x 10 hold/right, left leg/arm high/6″ hold/downward dog/honeymooner/6″ hold, jumping lunge x 20 (crowd pleaser), Rosalita x 25, wide arm merkin x 10/6″ hold/mountain climber x 25
Mosey to the retaining wall for 9’s. (burpees and dips).
Mosey to the front of HT, line up and lung walk/squat the distance of the parking spaces.
Indian run through the parking lot. Last man drops and does 3 merkins before running to the front.

MARY/OTHER:
Freddie Merc x 25, Pretzel crunch x 25, Hello Dolly x 25.
The Infamous Airborne Hip Abductor routine.
Body Destroyer for 60s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Damn to Damn Bar in Feburary, Fish sticks/Slap Shot cryptic CSAUP in 2 weeks. All we know is that it’s 4 man teams and it’s at TCES on a Saturday (read your newsletter)

COT:
Prayers for Huffy’s mother (illness), Change Order’s daughter (wisdom teeth). Praise for Cyclops wife celebrating a birthday!

It was a privilege to lead the men today on the 1st Golden Corral workout for 2024. Thirty degree, dry air never felt so good! If you don’t post in the winter time, you are really missing out. Slow Jams announced that the shovel flag will be passed next week so be on the lookout for that. GC is my regular stop on Tuesdays and I’ve enjoyed spending time with him. He was a steady, entertaining presence every week, and did a fine job as site Q. Smuggler was also with us today as he continues his comeback. Keep it going brother! Here’s to another year of F3 at The Fort!

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Pick you poison

WARMUP: mosey to Walgreens for IC windmills, Moroccan nightclubs, Cherry pickers, hillbilly and imperial walkers, merkins and stretching
THE THANG: mosey to grace church lot for partner pick your poison Dora that included 100 merkins(sen tressel), 200 step ups(grassy knoll), 300 squats(half shell), 400 lbc(slow jams). We also did some more stretching at the end.
MARY: went around the circle for some more ic stretching and ending with a 30 sec full body destroyer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: dam to damn bar, wine dinner at fish market
COT: prayers and praises for friends, family, and loved ones

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