Disclaimer was disclaimed to these seasoned veterans.

Brisk Mosey from StartEx to Kohls parking lot, lots of complaints already.

Circle up then instruct the PAX to assume the FLLP, forward-leaning-listening-position, some people call it a high plank but I don’t hang out with those kind of people.
Read first fun fact about Memorial day:

Sprint around the Kohls and Ultra back to circle up.

Introduction to the new “weird” exercises:
First exercise is the “Side Straddle Burpee”
“The what?” disgruntled PAX
you heard right ladies. Now start Side Straddling and when I say down you perform a burpee. Its not in cadence so get moving.
We did that for a few burpees past when everyone wanted to quit so everyone got better.

Time for another loop around the shops.

Circle up again for some “Cha Cha Merkins”. It’s a simpler form of the breakdance merkin because you don’t have to bring your leg all the way through but you do have to cha-cha your feet in order for the outside of your hip to be able to touch the ground. Its a merkin that instead of your chest touching the ground you’re letting your hip droop so the outside touches which also makes one shoulder work harder than the other. And that’s why we alternate hips. It’s all about finding that right balance.

Then we did some “Suicide Squats”. It’s three squats in one, the gift that keeps on giving like Russian stacking dolls, Start in the original starting position then lower into a little baby squat, then return to standing, then go down to a proper parallel squat, then return to standing, then finally go down to a deep ankle squat, then return to standing. Congratulations thats one rep.

Time for another lap around the shops.

Next up was some “Cookout Squats” Think about having to put your knees together to balance a full plate of food at your grandma’s backyard while you sit in a rickety lawn chair. Only you don’t get the lawn chair and there isn’t a plate of food on your lap. Start standing with your knees together and your toes slightly in. Then squat down as far as you can go. It only takes about 6-7 of these evil guys to get the IT band and your outer hips to feel the fire.

Then bear crawl for about 10 or so parking spots to do some derkins before bear crawling back.

Now its time for the “NutCrackers” a truly crowd-pleasing experience. Drop into a low slow squat and hold at the bottom. Now rotate your knees inward until you hear the nutscrack then rotate them outwards until you can feel it in your hips. I dare you to try and do more than 10. (Its a four-count exercise)

Time for one last lap before the final exercise.

Final exercise was the “Penguin”

Stand upright tall with hands by your sides. Then in cadence you are going to reach down and touch your right knee but you can’t bend forward at the waist, Its all obliques. Then rotate over to the other side, Now you understand the name right? If you don’t you are probably doing it all wrong. This also is one that will sneak up on you 24-36 hrs later.

Finally finished with new and exciting exercises so its time for a quick suicide in front of the shops before heading back to COT.

Count-A-Rama, Name-A-Rama, Announcements and last but not least Prayers and Praises.
Now whos coming over to my house for the Murph? Shoutout to @ChaChing for pushing me to do the Murph and for Larell Lake Ridge Hood for joining us.

Thanks for the opportunity Mile High to lead such a great group of guys.

Stay frosty my friends!