- QIC: Zima and Anchorman
- When: 05/21/16
- Pax: Open to All F3 and FiA Pax from All Regions
- Posted In: Uncategorized
The Fort is getting a reputation for mastering the art of the CSAUP.
The Hog and Coyote
The Yeti
And…The Fast 5!
Because of the sheer awesomeness of bacon (and the fact that Zima needed another F3 shirt). The Fort presents – The Fast 5: Spring Installment! Our semi-annual 5K. “Fast 5, The World’s Fastest 5K” is a far cry from your standard 5K. That’s Right, 5 Men (or Women, that’s right FiA is getting in on the action) run a break-neck pace for 1 Kilometer each. Why you ask a 5K relay? Because it’s CSAUP…mostly S but definitely P as well. Think of this as a mini-P200, but instead of hauling butt to Charleston, we’re just running circles around Fort Mill High School’s track. Like last time, it’ll be over before it gets started. Will the Sons of Ballantyne come and defend their title? Will CSPAN run a lap short again? Will there be more bacon? Yes, there will be much much more!
When, Who, Why, How? Some of these questions are answered below:
Where
Fort Mill High School Track
292 Munn Road E
Fort Mill, SC 29715
Date & Time
May 21, 2016 at 4:00 PM
2ndF After
Tailgate in the School Parking Lot (Bring all your tailgating supplies, cornhole, etc.)*
*Quick Note: This is a DRY EVENT as alcohol is not permitted on the school grounds
Rules: Each 5 man team must have at least 1 Clydesdale (200+ lbs) or 1 50+ F3 Man (RESPECT!) / FiA Teams are Open
Awards: Bragging Rights for the 1st Place Team and a New Trophy crafted by our very own Italian Job
T-shirt: Click HERE
Start forming your teams now! Bring an FNG! This event will be bigger and better! More teams! More Regions!
Sign Up –> HERE
Here are some particulars about the event. This is a loose/non-regulated relay race. Here are the semantics:
- Each Team will be provided with a baton or bacon
- Each Team Member will run 2.5 laps around the track (slightly longer than 1K each)
- Exchange Zones will be marked on opposite sides of the track where batons are to be exchanged
- Exchange Zones are 1st Come 1st Serve as it pertains to lanes (1st to Exchange Zone may exchange in lane 1, 2nd in lane 2, etc.). Will explain on race day!
- We will be self regulating and timing. I will communicate to the Team Captains the process.
Winners may or may not win a pound of Bacon but have exclusive bragging rights until next installment!
2.0 Race following the Fast 5. One Lap with all they got!
You are encouraged to invite your family and friends! The more people who partake in this nonsense the better. The tailgate afterwards will be a great time of fellowship and regaling of the event that took only a few minutes to complete.
Update 04/14/16
This just In! Since this is an “endurance” race, we thought we should open up a 2-Man Ultra Team option (no requirements). So if you think you’re good enough, put your team together and show us what you got! Use the link above.
Aye!
Zima & Anchorman
HC. I have a 1960s skating trophy ready for the winning team. If that and bacon doesn’t get you excited, I don’t know what will.
Thanks for being Master of Trophy Making! #HIM
The Fort needs a team to take the title back from that ‘other’ region team!
I think Jekyll just put that team together!
SoBs will be back and bringing reinforcements.
In and “paid” 🙂 should be fun
Strange Brew, I don’t see your name on a team for my signups. Please resubmit unless, that is, you’re going under the guise of another name. If that’s the case, as you were.
If anyone is looking for a ‘Clydesdale’ to meet their team requirement, please contact my agent who is accepting/negotiating free agent offers.
Can you please update this PreBlast with the Snack donation details?
Nevermind – found it: http://f3nation.com/2016/05/04/justice-league-1000-3rd-f-double-down-the-fort/