Taser!

WARMUP: SSH, windmills, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, Moroccan nightclubs, mosey to west side of parking lot (wall by first national.

THE THANG:
Thang 1: 7’s
Merkins at the bottom of the “hill” (in parking lot )- NUR to stop sign at the top- jump squats at the top – run back down

Wall sit for some recovery

Mosey to middle of the lot for 4 corners around the islands

Thang 2: 4 corners
Corner 1: shoulder taps
MOT = shuffle L
Corner 2: squats
MOT = karaoke L
Corner 3: mountain climbers
MOT = shuffle R
Corner 4: LBC’s
MOT = karaoke R
Rep count = 20
Completed 4rounds

Had time so added a few mins of yoga/plank sequence moving through: down dog – plank – 6 inches – up dog – side planks – Superman’s

Mosey Back to the wall, where everyone held a wall sit and we took turns stepping out for two burpees.

Mosey back to flag for Mary

MARY: flutters, Freddie mercuries, plank toe-touches, big boy sit-ups

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
#ao-la-grama – lawn service for fort mill care center. Contact Sofrito or check 2F

Bethel men’s shelter next week: signup in slack or contact Float Bridge


American Heart walk – contact sasquatch


COT: yes

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10 Days to School

WARMUP: 20 SSH, 10 Hillbilly Walkers, 10 Goofballs
THE THANG:
Backblast – The Forge
Q: Jason
Workout: Ladder to 10
Distance: Just under 4 miles
Great work by everyone who showed up at The Forge this morning. The focus was simple: keep moving, build the volume, and embrace the cumulative fatigue.
We tackled a progressive ladder workout. After each round, we ran a lap before adding the next movement. Every round started back at the beginning of the ladder, so the reps steadily accumulated while the legs never got much of a break.
The Ladder

  • 1 Jump Squat
  • 2 Lunges
  • 3 Squats
  • 4 Burpees
  • 5 Merkins
  • 6 Big Boys
  • 7 LBCs
  • 8 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 9 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Side-Straddle Hops (SSH)

Format

  • Round 1: 1 Jump Squat → Run a lap
  • Round 2: 1 Jump Squat + 2 Lunges → Run a lap
  • Round 3: 1 Jump Squat + 2 Lunges + 3 Squats → Run a lap
  • Continued adding one exercise each round until completing all 10 movements.

By the end, we had logged 10 laps for just under 4 miles, while knocking out a full-body beatdown that challenged the legs, core, chest, shoulders, and lungs.
Totals Completed

  • 10 Jump Squats
  • 18 Lunges
  • 24 Squats
  • 28 Burpees
  • 30 Merkins
  • 30 Big Boys
  • 28 LBCs
  • 24 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 18 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 SSH

Message of the Day (MOTD):
Big goals aren’t accomplished in one giant leap—they’re built one step, one rep, and one lap at a time. Consistency compounds. Keep showing up, trust the process, and before long you’ll look back and realize you’ve gone farther than you ever thought possible.
Thanks to all the HIMs who pushed the pace, encouraged one another, and made The Forge stronger this morning.
It was an honor to lead. Aye!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Weinke Retread

WARMUP: SSH, HW, IW, MERKINS, Big Loop Ruck
THE THANG: Fly by brought @UQ50TPDLH through COT. He was undoubtedly on mile 15 as we mere mortals started our day.

Point to point (COT to the tree)
Pt 1. Manmakers on one side squats on the other. MOT between: Ruck on Yog, OH carry, Lunge Walk.

Pt 2. Merkins and Sealjacks. Same MOT and big loop.

Pt 3. Ruck to the stairs for farmers carry. Back to COT for 3 minutes of Mary (LBCs, Box Cutters, Elbow Planks, a little OYO Stretching.
MARY: mm hmm
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Forgot
COT: Yes. Prayers for family health and peace.

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Partners in the Gloom

WARMUP: little COP for warm up with 4-6 exercises and 1burpee for Slapshot
THE THANG:
Mosey to apartments and lunge 50 yards
Mosey to Tiny Time day care for some DORA
Lots of stops along the way for Monkey Humpers
Mosey to Grace Presbyterian parking lot for a made up madness
Partner 100 Big Boys while partner runs 50 yards and does 10 merkins

Wrap up with partner hand slap merkins leg raises 3 rounds

Mosey to COT

MARY: she a fine girl
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
FNG Mongoose named for drag racing interests
COT:
Was very moist today

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Bat-flippin’ Pharaoh

WARMUP: dynamic plank + broga
THE THANG: partner work:
Set 1: sit-up get up with partner pull assist x12 AND partner merkins
Set 2: side plank on curb partner jump over x12 AND partner leg throws x12
Set 3: partner sled push to curb each person AND wheelbarrow shoulder taps x12
Run ~150m loop, 1 curb burpee and 10 SSH on repeat until 6 is in

Repeat all that 3x

MARY: circle up, alternate pax choice abs with choice reps AND supermans x6
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: names FNG

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‘Merica 250

WARMUP: 5 Burpees
THE THANG: Flipped off King George, as well as 13 Colony inspired exercises for a rep count of 1776
MARY: She slept in
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your various newsletters
COT: Remembered what our fore fathers sacrificed for our freedom, we remembered U-Haul and presented Bowser with U-Haul flag.

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250th Birthday Party

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Picker, Hilly Billy and Imperial walkers

THE THANG: DORA with 250 reps of Merkins, Squats, LBC running part was around the Harris teeter parking lot and we worked in front of the firework stand because we had the free will to do so MERICA

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: July 4th workout at Catawba ridge
COT: prayers for marriages and anniversaries, prayers for travel, prayers for everyone coming back Monday with all the fingers they had on Friday.

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1775

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Hillbilly walkers
Low slow squats
Irkins

Team Bermuda Triangle
2 teams, each with 3 cones marked about 30 yards apart
1 burpee at cone 1, bear crawl to cone 2, then do 2 burpees, bear crawl to cone 3 and do 3 burpees. Bear crawl back to cone 1 and repeat for a total of 3 rounds. Team 1 smoked team 2
THE THANG:
1775
Three rounds of:
17 burpees
75 prayer squats (thighs at or below 90)
Lap around Harris teeter
MARY:
Flutters
Box cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Games in the rains

WARMUP: side straddle hops, cherry pickers, Moroccan night clubs, imperial walkers

THE THANG:
We went to 4 stations with cards of workouts…cards moved forward back and back to start.

Between stations we did bear crawls and merkins

MARY: none

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter items

COT: circle of trust

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