Rocky HIITs Varsity

  • QIC: MP
  • When: 09/16/16
  • Pax: Skate or Die, Chicken Wing, General, Bobcat, Kilbasia, Red Card, Griswold, Birdcage, Leg Breaker
  • Posted In: Varsity

10 PAX entered the ring ready for the bell.  Unfortunately they were immediately punched in the face by Mr Pull up and his 10 friends.

Double Suggestion:  Whatever I suggest is merely a suggestion…

Warm-up: Mosey around parking lot, 20 SSHs, 10 Windmills, 20 MNCs, 10 Merkins – All in cadence.

The Thang:

5 of each: Perfect pull ups, hanging leg lifts, jump taps, burpees, wall sits until six is in and then 10 count.  Repeat all exercises with 4 reps, then 3, 2 and 1.

Mosey to basketball court. 10 stations for some Rocky themed HIITs! 1 minute High intensity with 30 second rest, rotate clockwise.

Station 1-Jump Rope, Station 2-Alternating medicine ball lay-ups, 3- 30lb curls, 4-LBCs, 5-Merkins, 6-20lb Kettle bell American Hammers, 7- 5lb shadow boxing, 8-1 lap w/GoRuck 20lb weight, 9-Dips, 10-Suicides.  Rinse and repeat.

COT: Prayers/Praises: Clark Kent, Varsity

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Clockwork at P.H.O.P. 9-14-16

  • QIC: Hot Sauce
  • When: 09/14/16
  • Pax: Honey Pot Mayhem Dr. Ruth Crayola Pat I Snapper Dingo Schrupe Smiley Face Kindergarten Cop Van Wilder
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

Ahhhh, yes ~ P.H.O.P….. the A.O. where it all started for me and my F3 ‘career’….. the first step down the path of “gloom” ~ nearly seven (7) months ago!

So….. this is how my first Q at P.H.O.P. went down with the ‘dirty dozen’:

WARM UPS:

25 SSH

10 Imperial Walkers

10 Hillbilly Walkers

25 Windmills

15 ‘Tobacco’ Pickers

10 count of R over L

10 count of L over R

After the warm-ups, we took the long mosey around the back yard to the back of the shed to get our own personal cindar block….. one that we could call our very own…. for at least 45ish minutes.

We got to know our blocks with a modified ~ gear inspired ~ indian run……… it was actually a little simpler to do than to explain…. the block was the timing mechanism…… and started at the beginning of the line, passed down ~ while running ~ to the end of the line. Once the last person in line received the block, he had to run the block back up to the beginning, pass the block back, drop for 10 merkins, and run back to the front of the line again.

Everyone stacked their personal blocks together into one stack and got in shoulder to shoulder ‘people chair’ position…. the blocks were then passed down the line ~ stacked at the other end ~ 10 count ‘recover’ period followed by the reverse block pass down the line.

This was followed by a game of 11’s with one upright row folllowed by 10 ‘block squats’ 30ish yds away….. and the ‘game’ proceeded till we were at 10 upright down and one ‘block squat’.

The PAX then went straight into SEAL sit up formation for a hard fought 15 count display ~

The next portion of the workout went like “Clockwork” ~ two tractor tires were in the parking lot ~ all choose a tire and put their feet on it in ‘derkin’ position ~~~ three derkins in the 3o’clock position…. hand shuffle to the 6o’clock position with 6 derkins ~ hand shuffle to the 9o’clock position for 9 ~ hand shuffle to the 12o’clock position for 12.

Then back to the A.O. for some LBC’s, Rosalitas, and Freddy Mercuries ~

Sally finished out time out with “up/down” planks during the first song section, merkins during the second section, “up/down” planks repeated for the third section, and air squats during the last section.

PAX were reminded that God’s Grace is sufficient during good times and “bad”…….. to not take the grace of God for granted……. a lesson very near and dear to my heart at this very moment…… and in everything we say/do/think….. may it ALL be for His glory!!!!!!!!!!

 

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The Yard – Pole Dancing

  • QIC: Cake Boss
  • When: 9/10/2016
  • Pax: Ditch Witch, Rain Bird, Chicken Wing, White Lightning, Shaffer, Fire Marshal Bill, Whoppner, Hasselhoff, Twister, Freon, Quick-books, Mr Clean, Magnum
  • Posted In: Millllkshake

14 Men came to The Yard on this gorgeous Saturday for a little downpainment. YHC had to tell myself, its moderate and we need to go easy. This was more for myself, as the PAX that showed up, went hard the whole time! No holding them back! The Yard is one of our best AOs and its always an honor to attend and Q at this establishment.

The Thang:

Mosey through parking lot and hit the cones…..literally run between all the cones lined in the driveway of the parking lot.

COP:

SSHs, Squats, Hillbilly walkers, Merkins, some other stuff and then mosey to front of school.

Bear crawl from sidewalk to school and people’s chair. Set of Shoulder presses in cadence and Bearcrawl back to sidewalk

Mosey around to back of school for COP part II

SSHs, Squats, Hillbilly walkers, Merkins, some other stuff and then mosey to curb.

Bear crawl from curb to basketball lot. Line up at courts for some warm up…..

  • High Knees
  • Butt Kickers
  • Karoke R/L
  • Shuffle R/L
  • 50% mosey
  • 100% sprint

Mosey to light poles. At each pole do the 1st exercise. Go all the way to #10 and then work way back. Lots of mumble chatter, fellowship and fun by all. Different guys led cadence or exercise and this really kept us as a unit. Strong work by all!!

#1
10-SSHs
10-Merkins
#2
15-Squat
10-Burpees
#3
10-Dips
20-moracan night club
#4
20-squat jabs
10-inch worm push-up
#5
10-maktarji
10-broad jumps
#6
10-leg raises
10-ski hops
#7
10-CDDs
15-Apollo Ono
#8
5 each leg Curtsy lunge
5 grave diggers each side
#9
10 1leg balance toe touch
5 donkey kicks
#10
10 dying cock roaches
10 peter Parkers

Finished right at 0750.

I talked to the men about our decisions can become our regrets. It was a great conversation as we all can relate to regrets, however we don’t need to be identified by our regrets. By getting into the word and having relationship with Sky Q and partnering with your fellow PAX, our decisions will seem to be better and the sum of our decisions will determine the man we are. Some mistakes won’t define us…..the man we are is how we learn from them.

Prayers & Praises!

CB

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Bible & Biscuits – Grace – Week 3

  • QIC: Mayhem
  • When: 09/16/2016
  • Pax: Some men of F3 Rock Hill who previously posted to Petra. About 10. You know who you are. Thank you for coming.
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

Honored to be asked by Catfish to lead after he got FIA’d.

Grace is a big topic. The Bible is full of verses about it. Many smart people have written about it. I would recommend Future Grace by John Piper if you are a reader. I have a copy I can lend you.

I knew I didn’t have much to add to all the wisdom that has already been spoken and written.

So I was certainly not a professional, and I was intimidated to talk about it. I wanted to hear from the brothers and for us to encourage each other.

But we read 1 Peter 1: 13 – 19.

Big Idea: We have experienced huge grace by Jesus. And there is even greater grace to come…bigger and better than we can imagine. You are free from the past. Fight for what God has called you to. Put your main hope where it belongs. Not yourself, not your job, not your relationships. Not even F3 brothers. We are still men. We will let you down one day. Remember the grace you already have and the even greater grace you will have.

Thank you for the men who stepped up to share their own stories of God’s grace in their lives.

Sorry for not taking roll. You know who you are.

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Deck of Death and some Fast Food Joints

  • QIC: Slow Pitch
  • When: 9/16/16
  • Pax: Apache, Schrute, Mayflower, Mayhem, Dollywood, Leonardo, Padeye, Kindergarten Cop, Cross Walk (FNG Welcome), Fin, Freon ( FNG Welcome), Hot Spot, Smiley Face, Chucky, Honey Pot, Bigpapi, Pony Tail, Jag, River Rat, Anchor Bar, Mr. Big Stuff, Screech, Dingo
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

Walked outside this morning and man was it nice out, got me looking forward to the fall and winter workouts! Rolled up to the AO about 5am and some pax were already onsite. Very Honored to lead this fine group of 23 #HIMS including 2 FNG’s today, Welcome Crosswalk and Freon. While thinking of what I was going to do I knew there were about 8 or 9 fast food joints in running distance of the AO so I thought there wasn’t a better way to burn off that very healthy and nutritious food (sarcasm of course)  because what’s better than a Burger and Fries, or Tacos and Burritos or Pizza. Just Sayin!

Just before 515 Apache spoke about signing up for softball. Then we jumped to it!

Warm Up

15 Windmills IC
Right over left stretch
Left over right Stretch
25 SSH IC
15 Cherry Pickers IC
Mosey to Cookout and pulled out the Deck of Cards to let the fun Commence.
Mumble Chatter instantly started.

The Thang

Deck of Death Concept
Spades – Merkins
Clubs – LBC’s
Hearts – Dips
Diamonds – Squats
Jokers – 10 Burpees
Reps indicated by Number on card
We would Mosey to a fast food restaurant, hand out 4 cards, complete exercises and mosey to another and so on….

Honestly I would be lying if I put what exercise and how many we did at each place because I lost track pretty much right as we started 🙂 but I can tell you that we did 4 at each – Well 5 at Pizza Hut when Apache pulled a joker out of his pocket and I still don’t know how he got it?? Below are the places we hit for some fun.

Cookout
Taco Bell
Nicks Gyro’s and Seafood
Pizza Hut
Burger King
Subway

Mosey back to COT for some extra credit.
25 LBC’s IC
25 Rosalita’s IC
25 American Hammers IC
25 SSH IC

Announcements
Prayers and Praises

 

 



 

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Finding grass and stairs (slightly not moderate)

  • QIC: Assassin
  • When: 09/16/16
  • Pax: Flat Tire, Destiny , Atticus, Twister, Dilbert, Olaf, Culture Club, Change Order, Ditch Witch, Fillini, Barry Manilow, TPS, Gilmore, Spinner, Assassin.
  • Posted In: Slow Burn

14 attended a beatdown that was slightly more than moderate for a Slow Burn Friday (I actually apologized at the end.)

Left leg stretch
Right leg stretch
Tunnel Touches
Lo Slow Squats
Box cutters

MOSEY to find grass…

Left leg stretch
Right leg stretch
Morraccan Night Clubs
Merkins and Planks w/ Merkins
Flutter Kicks

Mosey to find stairs
PARTNER UP

Partner does LBC’s while partner runs
3 Rounds of stairs (Yes, Flat Tire, LBC’s the WHOLE TIME)

Mosey back to grass

12 Shoulder tap Merkins, 12 squats, 12 LBC’s, while partner runs a lap
12 Imperial Walkers, 12 Monkey Humpers, 12 Flutters, while partner runs a lap
12 Mountain Climbers, 12 Calf Raises, 12 Freddy Mercuries, while partner runs a lap

Mosey back to Chick for COT

PRAYERS TO BE LIFTED UP:
Wrenn – Girl with leukemia
Olaf’s daughter Carson – Happy Birthday — wife, Ann, complicated pregnancy (prayers needed)
Twister pointed out how joyful it is to see all the PAX and how cool it is to be together each morning.

GRACE – God’s Relentless Abundance at Christ’s Expense

We all have been given it (GRACE) and should be and are thankful for the abundance. Always impressed with the testimony that I hear from the PAX. The growth in so many guys over these past four years is tremendous.

Assassin –

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The Fort and Rock Region Christmas Party Preblast

  • QIC: Italian Job
  • When: 12/17/16
  • Pax: Fort Mill, Rock Hill, York, Tega Cay, Lake Wylie, and Lancaster PAX
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

It’s time to block your schedule for The Fort and Rock Region Christmas Party. All PAX are invited to this annual tradition that will be fully catered with a professional DJ. Here are the details:

  • When: December 17 from 6:00PM-10:00PM
  • Where: The Dairy Barn in Fort Mill
  • What: Christmas party to celebrate our PAX. Get a babysitter, get dressed up, and bring your M for a fun celebration of F3 Fellowship in Fort Mill, Rock Hill, York, Tega Cay, Lake Wylie, and Lancaster.
  • Cost: $75 per couple to cover expenses

Think of it as a nice evening out with your M while having the epic mumblechatter with the PAX. Who wouldn’t want that? This is a BYOB event. If you would like to partake of a festive drink, please bring it and our bartender will be serving the PAX.

On the menu is pulled pork, roasted Italian chicken, baked beans, coleslaw, and rolls from Ranucci’s award winning BBQ (http://www.bigbuttbbq.com/).

I know it’s hard to believe we’re talking Christmas before Halloween, but I’ve learned it is easier to come across $75 now than it will be closer to the holidays. Spots are limited so sign up today. Let me know if you have any questions.

  • Payment details: Pay here paypal.me/italianjob or mail a check to Dustin Jordan 1734 Craven Hill Drive Rock Hill, SC 29730

Let me know if you have any questions. This promises to be an EPIC event! It truly is a great opportunity to fellowship with friends across the area and to introduce your M to who we are and why we do this crazy F3 thing.

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Three Amigos Imprompt-Q

I finally figured out that CSPAN was out of the country at about 10 PM the night before. I’m sending out reminders, trolling his social media, finally clued into the fact that he was in Columbia, SOUTH AMERICA. Duh-huh! So, I guess this calls for a different plan.


The Thang
Plan A

Super leg day. Drill bits with lunge walking between
Station 1 squats
Station 2 burpees
Station 3 tuck jumps
Station 4 good mornings
Station 5 calf raises
Station 6 Apollo Ohnos
REPEATO

Plan B
Involve new PAX that have successfully avoided haven’t had the opportunity to lead.
Decided Plan B was the way to go today.

Geronimo
Warm-up
Mosey around the lot for some toy soldiers, high knees, pointy toes, pointy heels, side shuffles and a little COP

Kielbasa
4 Corners
Corner 1
100 Morrocan Night Clubs
100 Raise the Roof

Corner 2
100 Squats
100 Calf Raises

Corner 3
50 Merkins
50 Diamonds

Corner 4
100 LBC
100 Freddy Mercuries

Leg Breaker
ABC
Station A
Walking Merkins for 4 parking spots

Station B
Pull-ups to 10 or Failure

Station C
Isometric Lunges 25 each side

Harry Cary
Grab Bag
Peoples chair with Arm raises
Curb merkins 1 hand on curb 10 each side
BTTW for 2 x 10 counts
Peoples chair with indian-run action
-All PAX hold peoples chair with hands down and against the wall
-All PAX move to the right, against the wall holding peoples chair
-Extreme right PAX stands and runs to the left end of the line and joins back in
-Keep rotation until all PAX run
Mosey back for some Mountain Climbers and Box Cutters

Count-a-rama

Pledge of Allegiance, Because our country is Awesome and sometimes we need a little reminder.

NMM

I guess I’ll put this here. I didn’t really want to do Plan A. After BRR the past weekend, I was still a bit out of sorts and while a quad busting workout usually sounds good to me, I just wasn’t feeling it today. That’s when I remembered that I’ve been looking to get more of the regular NAFO crowd involved. Why? Because when you have skin in the game, then you care about something that much more. And when you care about something, you want to stay involved and maybe even get others involved. I like to work out by myself, but I really like to work out with the PAX. When December and January roll around, I want 18 of the PAX out at the Coop like there was today. Getting HIMs like these guys who I just picked out in the Gloom this morning, I hope will do that. The awesome thing was, I got exactly zero people who said No when I asked if they could lead for 10 minutes (unless you’re Kielbasa, and you want to do 100 of everything). That’s another reason that I keep coming out here at oh-dark-thirty most every morning.

 

FNG Picachu son of Red Card. I don’t think he even broke a sweat, and he’s 11. WHAAAAAT?

Prayers
Sasquatch’s secretary Kay, knee replacement
Clark Kent’s wife 1st baby due soon, after many miscarriages

Geronimo!

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The Kettlebell Shart – the new dance craze at Iron Academy

  • QIC: Cha Ching
  • When: 09/13/16
  • Pax: Java, Italian Job, Olaf, Lucky Charm, Hot Sauce, Smiley Face, Dream House
  • Posted In: The Fort

Second time Q was a blast – had a great group of men Tues morning at the Iron Academy in Rock Hill.  After some quick intros, we hit the field next door for a short warm-up:

Warm-up (in cadence):
side straddle hops x30
merkins x20
Moroccan night club x20
low slow squat x15
windmill x10

The Thang:
kettlebell wood choppers x10 per side (in cadence)
kettlebell T-push-ups x10 per side
single leg mountain climbers x10 per leg (in cadence)
REPEAT

Partnered up for the next group of circuits – each partner does both, then you move on to the next:
partner 1 – suicides in the parking lot, partner 2 – single arm plank rows w/ kettlebell (as many as you can)
partner 1 – suicides, partner 2 – jump lunges (as many as you can while your partner runs)
partner 1 – suicides, partner 2 – halos (kettlebell circles around your head/shoulders)
REPEAT

finish where we started, with the following:
super set – kettlebell shoulder raises (x10 in cadence), shoulder press (x10 in cadence), tricep extension (x10 in cadence)
Freddie mercury’s slow x10 / fast x10 / slow x10 / fast x10
diamond push-up / merkin pyramid set (10 / 10, 8 / 8…down to 2 / 2)
REPEAT

It was a beat-down today, but the guys handled their business.  CoT for announcements and prayers.

Prayers / Praises:
Olaf – keep his wife Ann and unborn baby in your thoughts/prayers (have had complications – 18 wks along)

Java – wisdom to push the kingdom along; his company is hiring, if you’re looking for work (pt or ft) find him on Twitter (Joe Helms)

Italian Job – continued recovery for the guys that did BRR over the weekend

Hot Sauce – recently lost his job.  Looking for wisdom on next steps.  Worked in production planning / supply chain management if anyone is aware of openings

Lucky Charm – Elevation revival series has been phenomenal.  Check it out, stream online @ 7pm

Smiley Face – son and son’s girlfriend’s relationship has had some hard times.  Looking for clarity / wisdom from God for son to stay in commitment.

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A workout happened. This is where you read about it.

  • QIC: Dark Helmet
  • When: 09/14/16
  • Pax: Twister (Respect), Birdcage, Leg Breaker, Crab Cakes, Cha-Ching, Double Dribble (FNG!), Java, Lil E, Figaro, Kielbasa, Olaf, On The Rocks, Witch Hunt, Flat Tire, Maximus, Bonsai, Dark Helmet (QIC)
  • Posted In: Laces In, The Fort

I always love to pull up and see a lot full of cars. Oooh… and an FNG to boot… Fun times…

I gave a very official disclaimer, and with that we were off…

First we moseyed to the lot across Ardrey St. from the entrance driveway to the park.
Warm up
Windmills, Merkins, Moroccan Nightclubs, Squats, Mountain Climbers, SSHs… all around 15 or so a piece…

Then it was time to go to church… Mosey up Ardrey Street to the Church of the Nazarene
Partner up – SIZE MATTERS
– Wheelbarrow up the steps and run down – flapjack
– Bunny hop up the steps and run down
– Run to the top of the steps hitting every step, then run down
Repeat this sequence (all of it) X 3

Mosey over to the wall for a little Pink Floyd (soon to be a lexicon submission = a series of wall exercises of varying types):
– People’s chair for a 30 count, the last 20 count with air presses
– BTTW for a 30 count
– Descending testicles – 3 at top, 2 at 45, 1 at bottom
– Repeato x 3

Mosey back to the parking lot hill (the BIG hill was too wet) at WEP for another soon to be submitted to the lexicon:
The Grand Old Duke of York (a series of terribles up and down a hill)
– Grab your original partner, run down the hill and partner carry up the hill then flapjack (modify = Run backwards up hill)
– Next, partner 1 run down and bear crawl up while partner does LBCs then flapjack
– Since this was a crowd pleaser, we did it two more times…

What’s that? Someone’s puking and someone else is wandering aimlessly toward the cars?
We must be done… Jog it down to the parking lot cul-de-sac and plank for the 6.

Then we counted, name-a-rama’ed, and gave the FNG his name. He likes basketball… His name is now Double Dribble… This is not a prostate joke…

Helmet, out…

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