Big plans in F3 Lancaster

  • QIC: Watson, Bono, Cujo, Reacher, Italian Job, Cosign
  • Pax: All Cool F3 Gents of the brotherhood
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

F3 Lancaster 3 big things to remember for this week coming up!!!!

Monday 9/19 0515 Second Baptist Church Recon with Bono and Watson CO Qing with Bono’s VQ

Wednesday 9/21 0515 Downtown AO official launch with The Italian Job and Cosign on Q with Cosign’s VQ and also the naming of the new AO

And of course Saturday 9/24 The Normandy Beach AO 0630 with Cujo and Reacher on Q and they will both have their VQ debut

So please set your clocks and be prepared for our Lancaster leadership bringing it to our brothership and sharpening the iron to better ourselves together

Aye Apache
And please see Watson’s preblast

http://f3nation.com/2016/09/17/preblast-lancaster-scheduled-up/

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Quagmire – Getting miles in while stopping for pain!

  • QIC: Cake Boss
  • When: 09/12/2016
  • Pax: Mr T, NASA, Kenyan, Corn-hole, Bart, Puddles, Givenchy, QWERTY, Witch Hunt, Main Frame, Bones
  • Posted In: Quagmire

12 at the swamps of Rivergate AKA Quagmire for some pain, discomfort and free hugs!

No idea where the free hugs were except when I was grabbing hold of something to keep me from falling over. My legs were toast and the PAX were strong, but had to tell myself, “if you can’t do it, don’t Q it.” So I sucked it up and pressed on and worked hard and because of the PAX I am a better man today than I was a few hours ago!! Thank you brothers!

The Thang:

Mosey to Petsmart…..COP

SSHs, Merkins, Imperial Walkers, Squats, Wide Arm Merkins, and other stuff you know the gig

Mosey to grassy area. Mumble Chatter about dog crap but toughen up and be a man!!

  • Bear Crawl across grass island to curb
  • 20 Dips
  • Bear Crawl back

Mosey to Home Depot Lot

  • Karoke & back
  • High Knees
  • Butt Kickers
  • Shuffle & back

Warm up over…. at Corner of Home Depot we begin. At 6 pain stations there are 3 exercises. PAX perform 1st exercise, run to next pain station, complete 1 lap move to 2nd exercise and so on. When complete, 18 exercises and 2 miles of running.

#1
10-SSHs, 10-Merkins, 10 dying Cock Roaches
#2
10-Burpees, 10-Dips, 20-moracan night club
#3
20-squat jabs, 10-inch worm push-up,10-maktarji
#4
10-broad jumps, 10-leg raises, 10-ski hops
#5
10-CDDs, 15-Apollo Ono, 5 each leg Curtsy lunge
#6
5 grave diggers each side, 10 1leg balance toe touch, 5 donkey kicks

Finished right at 0600 and head to COT

Great PAX and Great AO…..thanks Cornhold for the lead and appreciate the opportunity.

Prayers and Praises, but especially for marriages. We lift up all marriages and ask we find the right communication, grace and forgiveness for our spouses.

Peace

Cake Boss

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Watchtower?

  • QIC: Repeat
  • When: 9/16/16
  • Pax: repeat, Maximus, cspan, what did, skinny jeans, long shanks, corruption, DD, chaser
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

9 HIM made it out to explore the new Kingsley parking deck. The run between the AO and the deck was further than expected but allowed for a solid 3 miles round trip.

Run to bottom of deck plank on 6
Run to top of deck via stairs
10 mt climbers
10 merkins
10 seal team sit-ups
Mosey down a bit
Partner up
Will borrow (alternate partners as needed) To the next level
10 X burpees oyo
Rinse and repeat to the next level
10 X burpees oyo
Mosey to next level down
10 X burpees oyo
Lunge walk down
10 X burpees oyo
Run back up he stairs (hear CSPAN complain)
Plank on 6 at the top
Run back down the stairs
Plank on 6
Mosey back to FMH
Plankaroma on 6

Thanks guys for posting. We will confirm the AO name next week.

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BMX slayed the Dragon with 8 HIM’s for his VQ

  • QIC: Drifter
  • When: 9/17/16
  • Pax: Cedar, Redwood, BMX, Drifter, Joe Dirt, Chef, High Pockets & FNG Screed
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

Guys we need to raise our children to be leaders.  Leaders that are not over powering, obnoxious, self serving….but leaders that are humble, Godly men.  My dad always taught me that a real leader doesn’t create followers, he creates other leaders.  Well…today 6 Him’s and another 2.0 helped my 2.0 start his training as a leader by allowing him to V Q the Dragon A/O.  Quick thanks to Drifter for allowing BMX to take the Q this gloom.

The Thang:

We started under a beautiful full moon light.

Drifter warmed us up with a York staple..the side straddle hop.  Warm up also consisted of some Cedar shakes…or as you guys know it…the Morocian night clubs ( sorry if that is not spelled right).  Drifter threw in some wind mills and finished up we it more side straddle hops.

BMX took over and started by asking the HIM’S to think about why they were there this gloom.

Mosie to the football field.  Up and down the bleachers adopt 3 times then to the 50 yard line.  We partnered up for 50 burps total and 150 LBC’s.  One partner ran to the end zone and back while the other worked on the excersises.

Mosie to the ninja course (obstacle course).  Dip bar wobble, zig zag around post, over the rope net, army crawl under the bars…plank for the 6.

Mosie to the York symbol planter out front.  BMX started with a little 3rd F about finishing the race.  The Apostle Paul often compared the Christian life with running a race.  BMX asked again..why are you here today.  The Him’s answered back….”to get better”  Cedar anwsered “to support you for your VQ”.  BMX said he was there to grow stonger, faster and to learn from t he HIM’s of F3.  He asked the PAX, you are here to grow phisically, what are you doing to grow spiritually?.  Do you have more in you men?  As the PAX anwsered Aye, 30 wall step ups and 30 irkens.

Mosie to the big retaining wall.  Wall sits with the end guy bear crawl to the other end of the line.  Once we finished, BMX called out balls to the wall with a 10 count.  There was plenty of mumble chatter by this point.

Mosie back to the front at the cougar statue.  Ring of fire derkens then hands of time dips.  Lastly we partnered up and one partner did LT Dan’s 50 yards while the other partner did squats.

Mosie back to the COT because the Ole men were done!!!

BMX closed us with a prayer and we were  off to a little 2nd F & some grub.

 

 

 

 

 

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They Call Me Ant Man

  • QIC: Drop Thrill
  • When: 09/17/16
  • Pax: High Chair (respect), Hugo (respect), Normandy (2.0 of BLC), Big League Chew (respect), Mountain Mama, Drop Thrill (QIC)
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

In late June I moved to The Fort (Fort Mill) and yet I still seem to find myself back home to q.  You guys that haven’t q’d yet, you have no excuse.  Not cutting you any slack. Sign up to q.

So with all the site q’s away running a race, I saw an opportunity to q and signed up. I’m not sure how the results were for you guys, but I was sucking wind most of the workout.  My asthma probably contributed to part of that.

I arrived late due to my own slackness and an invasion of ants in my car I only discovered after sitting down in the midst of a gang of black ants and feeling one of them bite me.  My leg is still itching from that souvenir tonight.

So after I arrived a few minutes late and finding the pax we circled up for a little COP and then the fun began…

Repeat each set increasing by five. Five, ten, fifteen and then twenty.  The kicker is that all of these are done in cadence.  So we really did a whole lot more than we could have. Normally this is done in a parking lot, but as the lot gets busy on Saturday mornings we used the tennis practice court. Here are the exercises:

Squats
Lunges
Air dead lifts
Merkins
Mountain climbers
LBC
Reverse crunch
Dolly
Superman
Flutter

On round four (20 each) I decided to skip over either merkins or mountain climbers to give my lungs a break.  The pax chose merkins, but we still did the mountain climbers as our last exercise in the set.  I didn’t want you to feel cheated.

Next Mountain Mama  (aka timekeeper for the day) gave me the time and we moved on to the picnic tables for a little Cindy.

Cindy in this case consisted of five step ups each leg (or five jump ups), merkins (pick your poison) and five dips.  Repeato until the q calls time.

The pax were looking ready to kill me at this point so we started to wrap up this freak show.

After making our way back to the shovel flag, some Mary and stretching we were done.

Great work everyone!

It’s nice seeing a few new faces that have joined since I left town/ the state!  Crazy how many guys Mint Hill now has 50 and over and you all are killing it.  BLC is one of the guys that EH’d me into F3 and he’s always strong.  I hadn’t seen Normandy in a while and didn’t even recognize him at first as he’s grown about a foot since last time I saw him.  Good to see you staying after the old man.

Always an honor to lead in my home town, five minutes from where I grew up.

Hope you guys got a great workout in.  Thanks for allowing me to lead.

Announcements:

Southern Discomfort is coming up in Area 51 and the Mount Mitchell camping trip as well.  Checking the emails and newsletter.

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No grass. No Burpees. And running? You sure this is a Helmet Q?

  • QIC: Dark Helmet
  • When: 09/17/16
  • Pax: CSPAN, Tesh, The Matador (FNG), Chicken Wing, Rooney, Hotty Totty (Hate Hate - 13), So-Crates, Longshanks, Geronimo, MacGyver, Quack Attack, Dark Helmet (QIC)
  • Posted In: The Fort

Our beloved Gran-tan (SPAN-tan?) gently requested last night that we not get in the grass at the park this am. I adjusted my weinke accordingly… He brought an FNG with him, so I can’t help but accommodate. I love naming FNGs… I’ll explain why later…

Per the title of this post, there were also no burpees, this was by request of myself to myself. Last week at the BRR, I had to drive instead of run because of persistent knee issues, and Zima said I should still have to do something CSAUP, so I did 1000 burpees over the course of the race. Yeah, I don’t need to see a burpee again for a little while…

The Thang:
0700 rolled around and eleven gentlemen joined me in getting to work. We did a quick lap around the park and at the drill bits we did some dynamic warmups, as well as some tried and true favorites. We pulled our knees up to our chest, did toy soldiers, there were windmills, merkins, SSHs, and a couple others.

Then, we ran up Ardrey St. to the Church of the Nazarene. Looks like people are meeting, so we wont use the steps after all…
– Partner up and wheelbarrow from one end of parking lot to the other. Then switch and head back.
– Our next bit of fun was to burpee broad jump from one end to the other and run it back. (Ok, I guess I lied about no burpees, there were like 8 – 10 burpees depending on how far you can jump)
– One more round of wheelbarrows (switch up partners) and then it was time to mosey again…

We took a right out of the parking lot and then ran down and turned left on Massey St. and ran to the Sisk Memorial Baptist Church lot. Then we partnered up again and did a 100 Merkin cumulative…
– Partner 1 runs from one end of the lot and back while Partner 2 does Merkins. Switch until you reach a total of 100… LBCs until the 6 gets in…
That was quick, but it was time to mosey again.

Run down Massey St. until we get to the big lot across from the gun shop at the top of the big hill. This next part was just plain dumb… Maybe a touch CSAUP?
– Bear crawl the length of the lot, then Crawl Bear (Backwards Bear Crawl) back to the other end. This sucked, incidentally.
– Partner up again (same guy if you’d like) and it was time to attack the hill.
– Partner 1 runs down the hill and back up while Partner 2 does squats – cumulatively hit 200
– Finish with the 6…

Next, we all headed down the hill and took a left and then stopped again at the next lot on the left.
– Have a seat on the wall. One 10 count, 30 air presses, and recover and shake it out…
– Sit back on the wall. Three 10 counts and a lot of mumble chatter and recover.
– One more sit on the wall, and by special request from Quack Attack, we did one-legged wall sits for a 10 count on each leg.

Time to mosey again, back to where we started. Hotty Totty (13) had never led any exercises before, so he led us in a little Mary (American Hammers and Flutter Kicks) to finish things up. He did a great job.

COT – Lots of prayers for family and friends who are in need. Prayers for Gears’ MIL, for Felipe that CSPAN met in Colombia, for Clark Kent and his M on the birth of baby #1, and plenty of others spoken and unspoken. Guys… The COT is our time to share a little of our soul. A time to put what’s on your heart out to your brothers and to get help from them and from SkyQ. Prayer works. It’s that simple. Let your brothers shoulder the burden with you and add their faith to yours to help get you through. Take advantage of this time! Remember what they say, “A burden shared is half a burden, a joy shared is twice the joy.”

NMM:
Some things…
1. I do love naming FNGs. While we were out running around, I told the fellas why… It may be lame, or weird, or whatever, but I hold the F3 name a little bit sacred. Yes, it’s supposed to be a little terrible. That’s part of the fun (ask Electric Mayhem in Savannah, or Short Shorts in Lake Wylie). Yes, the longer the stream of consciousness to get there, the better the story you get to tell. Having a name that’s a little terrible is part of the collective suffering that bonds us so tightly. But it’s more than all that, too. For me (not to wax too dramatic or anything), the F3 name marks a line of delineation between the person you were and the beginning of the journey of who you are striving now to become. You leave the Sad Clown behind and start anew as a High Impact Man. So I take the naming of an FNG very seriously… My Dark Helmet self is a far better man than my Frank Schwartz self was on his own. Ask my wife and kids… They will tell you without hesitation. So, let there be no doubt about how desperately we want you to let it motivate you to return and join us regularly in the gloom. You will be a better man if you post. Period. You will push yourself past what you thought you could physically, mentally, and spiritually, and that is what this world needs more than anything else. Men who are not afraid to push past comfort to make IMPACT. The workout is the training ground for that type of toughness.
2. Don’t make comments about Tesh naked.
3. If you thought it looked too far to bear crawl, it isn’t. But it might be too far to do backwards.
4. Pesanka is fast. And yes, even at bear crawling.

That’s all for now… Helmet, out.

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Sally and the Backward Bear/Crab

  • QIC: Decibel
  • When: 09/14/2016
  • Pax: Fish Sticks, Bonzai and Nuclear (FNG)
  • Posted In: Pantheon

Four men were brave enough to show up to Pantheon for a workout that will grow hair on their chest.

The Thang

Mosey aroung parking lot.

Circle Up:  Imperial Walker x20, Mountain Climbers x20, Windmill x15, Peter Parkers x20, Parker Peters x20,

Mosey over for a little Sally:

Sally for Merkins, Sally for Squats and Sally for dips:  That is a lot of Sally but these men dominated.

Split into two groups of two:  One group runs to the stop sign and back while other group does the exercise:  Squats, LBC, Reverse lunge and Hello Dolly.

Mosey to hill at the outdoor theatre:

Bear Crawl up:  20 calf raises and then run down, Backward Bear Crawl up:  20 calf raises and then run down, Crab Walk up: 20 LBC and then run down, Backward Crab Walk up: 20 LBC and then run down.

Thank you for the oppurtunity to lead.  It was great to meet FNG Nuclear (Nuke) and to see Bonzai again.

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Full Moon Beat down at Patriot

  • QIC: Slow Pitch / Cornerstone
  • When: 9/7/16
  • Pax: Schrute, Six Sense, Hot Sauce, Flash, Hoffa, Pad eye, Samurai, Pistol, Nail Pop, Red Ryder ( FNG Welcome), Hot Spot, PawPaw, TurbYne, Jag, Twister, Italian Job
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

Honor to lead 17 HIMs and co Q with Cornerstone this morning. Welcomed FNG Red Ryder.

I gave Disclaimer and threw everybody off with a surprise Mosey to the big parking lot in Front of Sullivan on the Eden Terrace Side.

Warm Up
25 SSH
10 Windmills
10 IW
10 HW
Stayed in the parking lot

The Thang
SUICIDES
10 Merkins, run to first line then back to start, 10 merkins, run to second line. Continued for the 4 lines in the parking lot. Rinse and repeat with 10 LBC’s as the workout for the second time.
Mosey to the hill at the Baseball field to some modified Elevens – did Seven reps instead.
6 Burpees at the bottom run up the hill and do 1 Bomb Jack at the top, run down the hill for 5 Burpees run up for 2 Bomb Jacks and so on to 1 Burpee at the bottom and 6 Bomb Jacks at the top.

Mosey back to AO and handed the torch off to Cornerstone to continue the beatdown.

He Spoke about Grace and Gods Riches at Christs expense then got to it

He kicked it off with a Resistance Push (I have no idea what this workout is called). We partnered up face to face pushed each other across the parking lot, your partner would give you resistance while you would push him across the parking lot, then reverse – your partner pushes you back to start while you gave resistance, rinse and repeat.

Then a mosey to the corner of the building for 7 pain stations around the school. Rinse and repeat with different workouts for the second time. Stations listed below
#1 30 Merkins, 30 range Merkins
#2 30 Bench Dips, 40 Incline Merkins
#3 25 Squats, 30 Moutain Climbers
#4 20 Imperial Walkers, 20 Plank Jacks
#5 25 Cherry Pickers, 30 Burpees
#6 40 LBC’s, 30 American Hammers
#7 40 SSH, 30 Carolina Dry Docks

Mosey to COT for an AB ring around the posey Routine
LBC’s
6″ for a few 10 counts
Hello Dollies
Flutter Kicks

Announcements and prayers

Great work #HIMS

 

 

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18 Unfartsack at Normandy to Remember Military Sacrifices

  • QIC: Popeye and Bourne (VQ)
  • When: 09/17/2016
  • Pax: Limp Biscuit, Ashtray, Trail Mix, Cosign, FNG (Buffett), Spitz, Fin, Tickets, Drysdale, Dangerfield, Sapper, Blackhawk, Kindergarten Cop, Watson, Bono, Apache, Bourne, Popeye.
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

18 HIMs unfartsacked to post at 0630 in the gloom at Normandy in Lancaster. We welcomed our FNG (Buffett) and circled up around the flag.

Popeye started us out with a disclaimer and words of encouragement. He then led the PAX in a warm up of 20 SSH, 20 Moroccan Nightclubs, 20 Merkins and then moseyed us down to a lower parking lot. There, we did a couple of combination bear crawls/Merkins for the width of the lot and continued over to the stairs of pain. Popeye then had us run up and down the stairs multiple times; his hardest struggle resembled that of a kindergarten teacher, trying to keep the kids in a line so we wouldn’t run into one another. The Navy Vet showed his military prowess and fixed our issues. No one got hurt.

Popeye sacrificed some of his Q time for Bourne’s VQ; Bourne took over at the football field for a four corners of remembrance.

Bourne gave a devotion centered around remembering what God has done for us in the past; we have a special freedom afforded to us through Jesus Christ. We also have a freedom from what our military heroes have sacrificed. This would be the theme of the morning’s workout. (Deut 6:5-9,And you must love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, and all your strength. And you must commit yourselves wholeheartedly to these commands that I am giving you today. Repeat them again and again to your children. Talk about them when you are at home and when you are on the road, when you are going to bed and when you are getting up. Tie them to your hands and wear them on your forehead as reminders. Write them on the doorposts of your house and on your gates”).

The PAX stayed together for a round robin, four corners workout.

Station 1: “CPO Chris Kyle,” in honor of our emotionally wounded Veterans. After reading a bio about CPO Kyle’s willingness to help wounded veterans upon his return from combat tours (even resulting in his death while helping a Marine with PTSD), Popeye led us in the following: 13 (stripes) Wide-armed Merkins; 50 (stars) Beat Your Boots (Airborne); 22 (veteran suicides/day) Merkins; 30 (% of Viet Nam Vets with PTSD) Squat with overhead air presses; and 20 (% of OIF/OEF Vets with PTSD) Carolina Dry Docks.

Station 2: “COL J. Nick Rowe,” in honor of our nation’s POWs. Sapper, although recovering from yesterday’s surgery, posted to read a bio about COL Rowe and then helped lead us in a five-minute, silent run: one minute for every year COL Rowe spent in Viet Cong POW Camps. The PAX naturally gathered around those us playing the 6 this morning and we finished our run together.

Station 3: “SGT Alvin York,” in honor of our Veterans who refuse to give up. Blackhawk read the bio of SGT York’s actions that earned him the Medal of Honor (leading 9 men to capture 132 German Soldiers during WWI). He then led us in teams of two: 17 Burpies (# of US Soldiers in initial raid where Corporal York assumed leadership over the nine); 132 Low Slow Squats with the partner planking in-between, representing the # enemy captured; no rest because the Soldiers did not get to rest while assaulting the German lines); and 340 Flutter Kicks / Freddie Mercuries (1 for every 10 Medals of Honor).

Station 4: “The Four Chaplains,” in honor of the teamwork and sacrifice of our Service Members and their families. Bourne read the bio of the Four Chaplains (Alexander, Goode, Fox, & Poling) who gave their life vests to others after their ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. The men were last seen praying and singing hymns together. We performed 20 Derkins on our partner’s planked back and 20 LBS (also on a planked back).

We concluded by moseying to the flag, conducting a name-o-rama, and Fin took us out with a powerful prayer. Every HIM gave his best effort this morning and many concluded the F3 event with a 2nd F at Chick-fil-a.

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Lets find those abs

  • QIC: Honey Pot
  • When: 9/15/16
  • Pax: Tinker Toy, Kelvin, Blue Print, Slow Pitch, Shurt, Water Boy, ? ,Pony Tail, Hot Spot, Mr. Big Stuff, Cartel, Money Bags, Samaria, Guage
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

Got up filling good about the workout and that I had an interview that morning after the workout. Tinker Toy gave a message about grace and I also talked about prayer.  If it wasn’t for prayer, I don’t think I would have had the job interview today. I was told a few weeks ago that they made a decision and I didn’t get a chance to interview for the job. I prayed and told God if it wasn’t meant to be, it will be okay. I trusted in him that he has a plan for all of us. Today I get my chance for that interview.

Warm up

25 SSH (IC)

20 imperial Walker (IC)

20 Hill Billy Walker (IC)

10 Merkins (IC)

20 Seal Jack’s (IC)

Then we slow mosey to the back side of Harris Teeter.

Light pool work out

1st light pole – lieutenant Dan

2nd light pole – Dragon Crawl – note to self check the distance first. But the group completed the Dragon Crawl.

3rd light pole – karaoke

4th light pole – reverse karaoke

Now it’s time to put the burn in.

The pack counted of into 3 and we broke into 3 groups at the return cart stations. We all did the same workout in rotation. 10 sets x 10 rep’s x 3 exercise

1st – pull ups (Omaha to backwards rows if pull ups was to much)

2nd – LBC

3rd – Merkins of some type

After everybody did about 5 sets I Omaha to 7 sets. The pack was ready to put me in the crazy house. Kelvin said he was going to get me fead threw a feeding tube.

Next up was 100 leg throws per person. Switch every 25 with your partner. After we finished up we Mosey back to the COT for some 4 corners and more LBC.

4 corners

Slow squat

Imperial Walker

Hill Billy Walker

Calf raises

Then rinse and repeat

Circle up for more Abs workout

25 LBC (IC)

20 Mountain climbers. (IC)

20 LBC (IC)

Cot

Count off

Name A Rama

Announcement

Prayer and praise

 

 

 

 

 

 

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