The talk of the morning was about the AI videos created by JWOW had gone off the rails. The conversation would take our minds off the wet and rainy weather.
We began with a trip around the park stopping at each swing for an exercise. We detoured twice out in the field to enjoy the moist grass. Next, we made our way to front of Pike Engineering where we did three rounds of dips, derkins, split squats. Short trip to the adjacent parking lot for three rounds of partner exercises, Partner 1 ran while Partner 2 did muscle ups on the brick wall.
Next, we bear crawled to the top parking lot, continue our journey to the parking lot across from the Donut Shop. We did a short version of concaine bear. Ran it backways, replaced merkins with CCDs.
We made our way to Print Shop for 10 good pull-ups. Back to WEP for a round of 7s and a bear crawl around the theater.
Tag: Wheaties
Padre-Sandbag
- QIC: Suplex
- When: 04/25/2026
- Pax: Boogie Down, Casey Kasem, Cohiba, Dojo, Double D, JWOW, Pusher, Suplex, Wheaties
- Posted In: The Fort
WARMUP: the usual suspects
THE THANG:
- Catch me if you can: 1 pax walks w/ Sandbag or chosen coupon… Other (at each handoff), does 10 BBSU, 20 monkey humpers then moseys up for handoff
- Pitt-stop at Playground for Dora:
- 1 pax lunge-walks out to can & moseys back
- Other pax completes:
- 50 knee-tuck merkins on Swing
- 50 Bulg-Split-Squats on Swing (25 ea. Leg…swap every 5)
- 60 swing-jump squats (alternate every 5 forward/backward)
- 80 Inverted Rows on Swing
- Pitt Stop at Hill:
- Nur Up / Crawl-Bear down
- at music area: alternating Jack Webb: 1 man maker, 4 inverted rows, … 2–8, … Up to 5–20
- 1 PAX with sandbag doing this, while the other holds wall sit
MARY: ab-lab
ANNOUNCEMENTS: cannoli run, other newsletter type stuff
COT: held… Several prayers lifted up for a recovery for medical procedures , anxiety over job-transitions, etc. Lord be praised.
Corporate (not) approved)
All enjoyed immensely my Q, especially the Corporate Headquarters representative, the Darkest of all Helmets.
Also, my oldest son was there, so I was under a tremendous amount of pressure to perform.
WARMUP: Yes – we ran circles around each other
THE THANG:
CHASE DOWN
Partners Chase each other across the park
Partner 1 takes off at 50%
Parnter 2 counts to 5, then chases him down.
When you catch your partner then 50% to across
the park
Repeat across park
Mosey to hill
Partner line up behind each other (be sure to ask someone who was there)
Indian Bear Crawl up the hill
WAIT ON THE SIX, jog back down the hill
REPEAT for everyone's pleasure
Lunges together up the hill
Mosey to playground
Partner up
Partner PLANKS, partner runs
Partner DIPS,
Partner GRAVE DIGGERS,
Partner DONKEY KICKS
Repeat
Indian Run around half the park, back to the dreaded hill
Lunges up the hill, then to the amphitheater
MARY: Yes, concluding with Peter Pointers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Strong COT with encouragement from many
Thanks, JWOW —– a lot — glad you were there —
Moderate until it isn’t
- QIC: Bonsai
- When: 04/07/2026
- Pax: Band Camp, Barry Manilow, Bonsai, Casey Kasem, Cyclops, Dojo, Double D, Liberty Bibberty, Mater, Minuteman, Spike, Super-G, Wheaties
- Posted In: Dawn Patrol
WARMUP:
80 SSH in cadence for Flounders bday
Squats
Broga
THE THANG:
Mosey to the Springs building near front by the garden area
10 dips
10 derkins
10 crazy leg twist
10 dips
10 derkins
10 Bulgarian split squats each leg
10 dips
10 derkins
10 squats
10 lbcs with feet on wall
10 penguins with feet on wall
10 each side pretzels
Repeat above again for 2 total rounds
Mosey down by police station find a curb and do some jump ups in plank position
Start at bottom and push/hop up to the top of curb with your arms
Mosey back toward COT for the grand finale
11s on the hill
Burpees and squats
MARY:
Ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and hare
Greater Than
Q vs Q
COT:
Islands of Adventure!
- QIC: Casey Kasem
- When: 04/02/2026
- Pax: Black Gold, Casey Kasem, Dojo, Double D, Jekyll, Minuteman, Spike, Super-G, Wheaties
- Posted In: Dawn Patrol
WARMUP:
Start at flag and mosey around a bit heading towards parking lot behind Panera
Windmills
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
5 Worst Merkins Ever OYO
THE THANG:
Island Adventure #1 (~15 parking spaces):
Half Wilt Chamberlains
Line up at island, do 50 LBCs
Run to the next island (100 feet away) and do 50 squats
Return to the first island, do 50 flutters (count one leg)
Lunge walk to next island
Island Adventure #2 (~10 parking spaces):
25 Overhead Claps
Cocaine Bear Crawl to other island
25 Shoulder Presses
Cocaine Crawl Bear or CBC or standard bear crawl or lunge back to start
Island Adventure #3:
Railroad Tracks to middle of parking lot
Spacing = 2 parking spaces
Hurdling optional; low planking required
Repeat Half Wilt Chamberlain
Railroad Tracks to end of parking lot
Fibonacci HIIT stations on the way back to flag
5 merkins
8 shoulder taps
13 jump squats
MARY: yes, indeedy
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, 1st-F events, Cannoli
COT: cancer sucks, job eliminations, ripples
Moderate until it isn’t
- QIC: Bonsai
- When: 04/07/2026
- Pax: Band Camp, Barry Manilow, Bonsai, Casey Kasem, Cyclops, Dojo, Double D, Liberty Bibberty, Mater, Minuteman, Spike, Super-G, Wheaties
- Posted In: Dawn Patrol
WARMUP:
80 SSH in cadence for Flounders bday
Squats
Broga
THE THANG:
Mosey to the Springs building near front by the garden area
10 dips
10 derkins
10 crazy leg twist
10 dips
10 derkins
10 Bulgarian split squats each leg
10 dips
10 derkins
10 squats
10 lbcs with feet on wall
10 penguins with feet on wall
10 each side pretzels
Repeat above again for 2 total rounds
Mosey down by police station find a curb and do some jump ups in plank position
Start at bottom and push/hop up to the top of curb with your arms
Mosey back toward COT for the grand finale
11s on the hill
Burpees and squats
MARY:
Ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and hare
Greater Than
Q vs Q
COT: