Smokin Kettlebell Beatdown

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 15 IC
Imperial Walkers- 20 IC
Mosey around parking lot

The Thang:
1. Ladder
Start at 5 reps, add +5 each round until 20, then work back down.
Exercises:
KB Swings
Goblet Squats
Lawnmower (each arm)
After each Step: Mosey around parking lot with KB

Ladder format: 5-10-15-20-15-10-5

2. Grinder (3 Rounds)
5 Man Makers
10 KB American Hammers (with KB, 2-count = 1)
15 KB Deadlifts
20 KB Chest Press

Round 1 MOT: Bear Crawl w/o KB
Round 2 MOT: Lunges w/ KB
Round 3 MOT: Farmer's Carry Above Head w/ KB

3. EMOM style:
Every minute on the minute for 10 minutes:
Odd minutes: 12 KB Curls
Even minutes: 12 KB Tricep Extension

MARY: She fart sacked this morning
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Hot and humid

WARMUP: Easy does it. Windmills. Didn’t do any SSH

THE REAL WARMUP:
-10min Armor Building Complex (EMOM) with a partner (double kb’s)

THE THANG:
Mosey to the top of the hill and back.
Circuit, 3x through. 8-10 reps each:
-Chest Press, single arm
-Bent over row
-Waiter’s Carry
-Bicep Curls
-KB jump squats
-20 Pogo Hops (no weight)
-Swings
MARY: Breifly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Yes. 9/11 Prayer.

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35lb Moderate 24kg Hard

WARMUP: Yep
THE THANG:
Move to parking lot:
Single Arm Deadlift
Clean
Squat and Press
Overhead hold and March
did 5 reps on the right,
then 5 on the left

We did some type of travel between round. I think we hit 4-ish rounds before we had to farmers carry back to COT

MARY: might have missed her pushing it to close to 0600
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yep
COT: was held

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Citius, Altius, Fortius

WARMUP:
Warmup

  • SSH x 30
  • Imperial Walkers x 20
  • Toy Soldiers x 20
  • Side Lunges x 15 each side
  • World’s Greatest Stretch x 5 each side

Dynamic Prep:

  • High Knees (20 yards)
  • Butt Kickers (20 yards)
  • A-Skips (20 yards)
  • Karaoke (20 yards each direction)

Kettlebell Activation:

  • 10 KB Deadlifts
  • 10 KB Goblet Squats
  • 10 KB Swings (focus on hinge)

THE THANG:
Structure: 3 Blocks (10 minutes each)
Format: Continuous work, minimal rest
Block 1: “Acceleration Phase” (10 mins)
AMRAP Circuit:

  • KB Goblet Squats x 15
  • KB Swings x 20
  • 40-yard Sprint
  • Broad Jumps x 10

Block 2: “Power & Strength” (10 mins)
AMRAP Circuit:

  • KB Deadlifts x 20
  • KB Reverse Lunges x 10 each leg
  • KB “Around The World” x10 switch every 2
  • Bear Crawl (20 yards down & back)

Block 3: “Anchor Leg”
Descending Ladder (10 → 1):

  • Jump Squats

After EACH round:
→ 50-yard Sprint

MARY:
Flutters & Flutters With Press
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel men’s
3x Widows
Mens Talk

COT: healing, Mental Health, Knowledge & Wisdom

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It looked good on card stock.

WARMUP: Parking Lot Mosey/ SSH/ Hillbillies/Around the Worlds/Halos/DeadLifts/High Pulls
THE THANG:
Partner Double Bell carry while other does Round 1: Mike Tysons Round 2: Derkins.

Loop of Pain Stations. Do exercises at station, bear crawl with Bell to next station. Run the loop and back to where you left off. Do exercises at that station, bear crawl to next one, etc..
8 Stations:
30 Swings
30 Curls
30 Tricep Press
10 Manmakers (crowd fave!)
24 Bell Merkins (8R, 8L, 8 with both hands on bell-crowd fave!)
24 Pull Throughs
24 Thrusters
30 Am. Hammers

Finished at COT with half minute of AYG Uhauls. (Miss you bro)

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: KB Convergence in Matthews. Trash Pickup. Cannoli Run.
COT: Live Third.

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Hive suck fest

WARMUP: quick mosey, side straddle hops, merkins, low slow squats, swings.
THE THANG:
Quick ABC practice. 5 rounds each arm with 5 swings in between.

11s:
Front rack squat & upright row

10 min 100 snatch test with a partner. Alternate as needed

DORA
Partner A: burpees
Partner B: farmer carry both bells up the hill to first speed bump.
Accumulate 100 burpees

MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff the bus
COT: yes

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Circle with sandbag run

WARMUP:

  1. Side Straddle Hop
  2. Moroccan night club
  3. Wind Mill
  4. Imperial walker
  5. Cherry picker

THE THANG:

  1. Circle of exercise with sandbag run
  1. Gorilla Rows
  2. Man Makers
  3. Goblet Squats
  4. Flutter Kicks with Press
  5. KB Snatch
  6. KB Goblet Cossack Squat
  7. KB Chest Press
  8. American Hammers
  9. Deadlift
  10. KB overhead squat
  11. Swings
  12. Kneeling KB Chop
  13. Run with sandbag
  1. Dora
  1. 100 Sit-ups with press
  2. 200 a round the world with curl
  3. 300 Halo with triceps curl

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  1. Stuff the bus
  2. Bethel Men's Shelter
  3. BRR

COT:

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