Category: Slow Burn

Suspicious F3 Behaviour Around Lowes!

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  • WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, Downward Dog, Honeymooner, Pigeon Stretch, SSH.
  • THE THANG: Mosey to 4 corners around Lowe's. Pain Station equipped with F3 cards. Each concentrating on 4 areas: Arms, Cardio, Core, Legs. The Cardio & Legs stacks were noticeably missing along with their mini flashlights. Lowes confiscated the items assuming the PAX was up to no good and will try to rob them F3 style! The Pax improvised with 2 remaining decks.

MARY: Gas Pumper ( @U5PLMTS9L ' favorite), Heel
touches, Rosalitas

  • ANNOUNCEMENTS: La Gramma Sign Ups
  • COT: Family illnesses & issues.
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Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

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Backblast! 1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration
DATE: 2026-06-09
AO: The Ballroom
It was a steamy morning at Slow Burn and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerate.

Quick warmup with the stretching and we were off.

Over to the hill for some Chutes and Ladders. 🪜 There were two cones at each station and the PAX had to choose one of them. If they chose a C we had to Chute (run) up to the top of the hill. If it was an L we would run up to the next rung on the ladder. Each rung had two cones and some exercises. I think the PAX had drone footage of me setting up the cone this morning as they found almost all of the Ladders this morning.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

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And then there was three…

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WARMUP:
Mosey to Lowe's Contractor Parking
15 SSH
10 Imperial Walkers
10 Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG:
EMOM Ladder
25 Burpees
50 Merkins
75 Squats
100 Bigboy Situps
75 Squats
50 Merkins
25 Burpees

Deck of Cards Abs Work
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Happy Father's Day
COT:
Pray It Out

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Some of you need a Draw Four!

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It’s time for a round of Uno!

Play your cards and do the exercises as follows:

Blue – Merkins
Green – LBC 
Yellow – Squats 
Red – lunges  
Skip – Run
+2 – pick 2 exercises, 2 reps
+4 – 4 reps all 4 exercise 
Reverse – Repeat last exercise 
Wild – Change color

We didn’t have any go out but we were all winners for posting!

Have a great weekend.

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What Rain!!

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WARMUP: Merks, SSH, Nightclubs, Stretch, Mosey, PlankJax, Imperial Walker, OH Claps
THE THANG: 4 Corners w accumulator adding an exercise. 1st Corner 10 Merks, 2nd Corner 10 Merks,10 Squats, 3rd corner 10 Merks, 10 squats, 10 BBS, 4th corner 10 Merks, 10 Squats, 10 BBS, 20 OH Claps. Next up – 7s using Hill near BP 2 exercises at top and bottom. (bottom: Squats / Merk Top: BBs/SealJax) Finished up w another accumulator: using 3 stops : start w 5 reps at each stop then 10 reps then 15 reps and back down to 5 reps to close out.
MARY: 4 mins of Mary with Superman being the mumblechatter favorite due to puddles and rain.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MURPH, Trash pick up, Bethel
COT: Prayers for pax health, marriages, Brotherhood, and Catfish friends daughter who had unexpected hospitalization at age 7

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4 corners of leadership

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WARMUP: inro and disclaimer. Mosey to another parking lot. Circle up for MNC, windmills, Non-discrpt produce pickers, Plank, up/down dog with toe taps, and merkins.
THE THANG: Ran back to the main lot for 4 corners. 4 laps with 10, 15, 20 and 25 reps at each corner. Stared with Monkey humpers then run, wide arm merkins then lung walk, dying cockroaches then nur, and then CDD then karaoke to tge beginning. Once completed, then we talked about what we would tell our younger selves. Good conversation and good leadership knowledge! Finished 2 more laps with pick you pain and pick your rep.
MARY: Back to COT for 2 quick Mary's
ANNOUNCEMENTS: mens shelter, road pick up, races.
COT: Prayers for cancer, health, kids, and patiance.

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Do 1 More

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WARMUP: lap around the parking lot, SSH, Moroccan Nightclubs, windmills

THE THANG: Do 1 More
This is a 12 round AMRAP 1 minute each with a 45 second break to do as many as you can. I told the pax to write down their number after each round. I did not tell them if a high number was good or bad or how it would affect the other pax good or bad so that they would push themselves. The rounds were:
Merkins
Squats
CDDs
Burpees
SSH
Bobby Hurleys
Plank jacks
Big boys
Shoulder Taps
Overhead Claps
Mtn Climbers
LBCs

Then we talked about how much we accomplished, but how much more was till to be done. But that you can do more than you think you can, so add 1 more to each rounds reps for round 2. i.e. 41 Merkins in round 1 meant 42 Merkins in round 2.

By the end, we had completed as a group (13 bootcampers) 9,155 reps in 45 minutes. Feel accomplished, you guys did a ton of work!

MARY: No Time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, Newsletter, Overnight silly-ness ruck event, Strawberry 5k.

COT: Marriages, health and healing, travel, reach out to someone you haven't heard from in a while and let them know you're thinking about them. It'll make their day even if they don't respond with more than thanks. Or you might talk to them for an hour. But reach out, you never know when someone needs it.

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Bucket Burn

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WARMUP: We warmed up

THE THANG: Buckets with all kinds of random work of all parts to the delight of the pax. Buckets were spread out around the parking lot so we could get a good mile plus of running in.

MARY: Yes

ANNOUNCEMENTS: College graduates were mentioned.

COT: Was a good one

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It was a Friday… this Friday… at slow burn

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WARMUP: ssh, windmill, imp walkers, Peter Parker’s, all in cadence. Mixed in some up and down dogs
THE THANG: there was a list of 6 assignments taped to the empire pizza end and the Persis end of the building near cot. Each assignment consisted of one or more exercises, with counts of each to complete. The pax started at one end of the building and did assignment 1, then moseyed to the other end of the building to complete assignment 1 down there. The pax would then mosey back to the original location to complete assignment 2 on that list. This patterns continues. Halfway through each run between ends, the pax would stop for 15 dips (180 in total across the entire workout). Once all six assignments were completed. We finished the last one with the 6 and moseyed back to COT
MARY: we got a few rounds in including freddys, penguins, shakiras, and gas pumpers among others
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Not so moderate. But fun!

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WARMUP:

  • Moroccan Nightclub
  • Cherry pickers
  • Imperial Walker
  • Windmill

THE THANG:

  1. Bucket of fun -> group does the exercise. One person runs with the sandbag
  1. Exercises
  1. Squats
  2. Leg Raises
  3. Merkins
  4. Should Taps
  5. Flutter Kicks
  6. Lunges
  7. Imperial Walker
  8. Plank Jacks
  9. Side Straddle Hop
  10. American Hammer
  1. Pyramid of Intrigue
  1. 3 pain station – Reps 20, 15, 10, 5, 10
  2. Station 1
  1. Mike Tyson
  2. LBC
  3. Wide Arm Merkins
  1. Station 2
  1. Jump Squats
  2. Lunges
  3. Plank Jacks
  1. Station 3
  1. American Hammers
  2. Leg Raises
  3. Big Boy Situps

MARY:

  • Freddy Mercury
  • Pecker Pointers
  • LBC

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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