Category: Slow Burn

Tabata Workout – Slowburn

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WARMUP:

  • 20 SSH
  • 10 Imperial Walkers each leg
  • 10 Hilbilly Walkers
  • 10 Windmill
  • 10 Cherry Pickers
  • 10 Arm Circles Forward + 10 Back
  • 10 Peter Parker’s each side
  • stretches from plank position: down dog, honeymooner, arm high.

THE THANG:

4 corners Tabata
4 stations — 60 seconds work / 15 seconds rotate × 3 rounds
Station 1 — LEGS

  • 12 Air Squats
  • 12 Reverse Lunges each leg
  • 12 Calf Raises

Station 2 — PUSH

  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Diamond Merkins
  • 10 Plank Shoulder Taps each side

Station 3 — CARDIO / SHOULDERS

  • 10 Seal Jacks
  • 10 Mountain Climbers each side
  • 10 Plank Jacks

Station 4 — CORE / POSTERIOR CHAIN

  • 10 Big Boys
  • 10 Flutter Kicks
  • 10 Superman Raises


12-Minute EMOM
Minute 1
20 Air Squats
Minute 2
10 Merkins + 10 Shoulder Taps
Minute 3
10 Walking Lunges each leg
Minute 4
15 LBCs + 10 Superman Raises
Repeat 3 times.

Ending
3 rounds
20 sec Bear Crawl
20 sec Rest
20 x Seal Jacks
20 sec Rest

MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter 8/3, need signups
COT:

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4 Corners and 11’s

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WARMUP:
Lead by Snooker. Did a great job.

THE THANG:
Moseyed around a bit, then landed at a parking lot with 4 cones set up about 50 yards apart. The thang was to do 11's, but across 4 corners.

Corner 1 – 10 Merkins. Next lap will be 9.
Lunge walk to Corner 2
Corner 2 – 1 Bombjacks. Next lap will be 2.
NUR to Corner 3.
Corner 3 – 10 Squats. Next lap will be 9.
Bear Crawl to Corner 4.
Corner 4 – 1 Mountain Climbers. Next lap will be 2.
Run to Corner 1.

Repeat until the "11's" exchange is complete.

Finished right on time.

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What are you smiling about?

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Omitted! @U5PLMTS9L & @U0277A4AZC3 where speaking of bowel movements & health stats
WARMUP:
Cherry 🍒 Pickers
Moroccan Night Club
Hillbilly Walkers
Imperial Walkers
THE THANG:
4 Corners with 4 Movements Each
Instructions;
Do predetermined # of reps then move to the next station via Yoghing! 2 Rounds then moved to NUR as for of transportation then return to jogging.
Corner 1 — Abs/Core

  • 20 Flutter Kicks
  • 20 LBCs
  • 15 Hip Raises
  • 20 American Hammers

Corner 2 — Legs

  • 15 Step-Ups each leg
  • 20 Squats
  • 20 Calf Raises
  • 15 Glute Bridges

Corner 3 — Arms/Upper Body

  • 15 Merkins
  • 20 Shoulder Taps
  • 10 glute bridges
  • 20 Seal Claps

Corner 4 — Cardio

  • 25 Side Straddle Hops
  • 20 Hillbilly
  • 20 imperial
  • 10 lunges

MARY:
Hello Dollys, Gas ⛽ Pumpers, etc, etc
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
La Grama, bethel men’s shelter, stuff the bus, read the new and improved newsletter
COT:
Always Stays in COT.

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Suspicious F3 Behaviour Around Lowes!

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  • WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, Downward Dog, Honeymooner, Pigeon Stretch, SSH.
  • THE THANG: Mosey to 4 corners around Lowe's. Pain Station equipped with F3 cards. Each concentrating on 4 areas: Arms, Cardio, Core, Legs. The Cardio & Legs stacks were noticeably missing along with their mini flashlights. Lowes confiscated the items assuming the PAX was up to no good and will try to rob them F3 style! The Pax improvised with 2 remaining decks.

MARY: Gas Pumper ( @U5PLMTS9L ' favorite), Heel
touches, Rosalitas

  • ANNOUNCEMENTS: La Gramma Sign Ups
  • COT: Family illnesses & issues.
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Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

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Backblast! 1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration
DATE: 2026-06-09
AO: The Ballroom
It was a steamy morning at Slow Burn and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerate.

Quick warmup with the stretching and we were off.

Over to the hill for some Chutes and Ladders. 🪜 There were two cones at each station and the PAX had to choose one of them. If they chose a C we had to Chute (run) up to the top of the hill. If it was an L we would run up to the next rung on the ladder. Each rung had two cones and some exercises. I think the PAX had drone footage of me setting up the cone this morning as they found almost all of the Ladders this morning.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

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And then there was three…

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WARMUP:
Mosey to Lowe's Contractor Parking
15 SSH
10 Imperial Walkers
10 Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG:
EMOM Ladder
25 Burpees
50 Merkins
75 Squats
100 Bigboy Situps
75 Squats
50 Merkins
25 Burpees

Deck of Cards Abs Work
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Happy Father's Day
COT:
Pray It Out

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Some of you need a Draw Four!

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It’s time for a round of Uno!

Play your cards and do the exercises as follows:

Blue – Merkins
Green – LBC 
Yellow – Squats 
Red – lunges  
Skip – Run
+2 – pick 2 exercises, 2 reps
+4 – 4 reps all 4 exercise 
Reverse – Repeat last exercise 
Wild – Change color

We didn’t have any go out but we were all winners for posting!

Have a great weekend.

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What Rain!!

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WARMUP: Merks, SSH, Nightclubs, Stretch, Mosey, PlankJax, Imperial Walker, OH Claps
THE THANG: 4 Corners w accumulator adding an exercise. 1st Corner 10 Merks, 2nd Corner 10 Merks,10 Squats, 3rd corner 10 Merks, 10 squats, 10 BBS, 4th corner 10 Merks, 10 Squats, 10 BBS, 20 OH Claps. Next up – 7s using Hill near BP 2 exercises at top and bottom. (bottom: Squats / Merk Top: BBs/SealJax) Finished up w another accumulator: using 3 stops : start w 5 reps at each stop then 10 reps then 15 reps and back down to 5 reps to close out.
MARY: 4 mins of Mary with Superman being the mumblechatter favorite due to puddles and rain.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MURPH, Trash pick up, Bethel
COT: Prayers for pax health, marriages, Brotherhood, and Catfish friends daughter who had unexpected hospitalization at age 7

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4 corners of leadership

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WARMUP: inro and disclaimer. Mosey to another parking lot. Circle up for MNC, windmills, Non-discrpt produce pickers, Plank, up/down dog with toe taps, and merkins.
THE THANG: Ran back to the main lot for 4 corners. 4 laps with 10, 15, 20 and 25 reps at each corner. Stared with Monkey humpers then run, wide arm merkins then lung walk, dying cockroaches then nur, and then CDD then karaoke to tge beginning. Once completed, then we talked about what we would tell our younger selves. Good conversation and good leadership knowledge! Finished 2 more laps with pick you pain and pick your rep.
MARY: Back to COT for 2 quick Mary's
ANNOUNCEMENTS: mens shelter, road pick up, races.
COT: Prayers for cancer, health, kids, and patiance.

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Do 1 More

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WARMUP: lap around the parking lot, SSH, Moroccan Nightclubs, windmills

THE THANG: Do 1 More
This is a 12 round AMRAP 1 minute each with a 45 second break to do as many as you can. I told the pax to write down their number after each round. I did not tell them if a high number was good or bad or how it would affect the other pax good or bad so that they would push themselves. The rounds were:
Merkins
Squats
CDDs
Burpees
SSH
Bobby Hurleys
Plank jacks
Big boys
Shoulder Taps
Overhead Claps
Mtn Climbers
LBCs

Then we talked about how much we accomplished, but how much more was till to be done. But that you can do more than you think you can, so add 1 more to each rounds reps for round 2. i.e. 41 Merkins in round 1 meant 42 Merkins in round 2.

By the end, we had completed as a group (13 bootcampers) 9,155 reps in 45 minutes. Feel accomplished, you guys did a ton of work!

MARY: No Time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, Newsletter, Overnight silly-ness ruck event, Strawberry 5k.

COT: Marriages, health and healing, travel, reach out to someone you haven't heard from in a while and let them know you're thinking about them. It'll make their day even if they don't respond with more than thanks. Or you might talk to them for an hour. But reach out, you never know when someone needs it.

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