Slow Burning Beatdown 🔥

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 10 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers- 10 IC
Mosey around the parking lot

The Thang:
1. 4 Corners:
Corner 1: 10 Merkins
Corner 2: 20 Squats
Corner 3: 30 Big Boys
Corner 4: 40 Calf Raises
➡️ Lap 1: Mosey between corners, Lap 2: Lunges between corners, Lap 3: Bear Crawl between corners

2. Partner Work:
P1: Plank
P2: 20 Carolina Dry Docks, then jog 25 yards and back
Repeat with:
20 Squats / partner holds Al Gore
20 Flutters / partner holds 6 inches
20 Mountain Climbers / partner holds plank
P2 can't complete holds, both Ps do 5 Burpee Penalty

3. Dora:
Partners:
100 Peter Parkers
200 Shoulder Taps
300 LBCs
➡️ One partner works, the other jogs 25 yds and back.
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COT: Prayers and Praises

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Welcome Outback

WARMUP: side straddle hop, imperial walkers, hill billy walkers, windmills, Moroccan night clubs, mosey around the lot
THE THANG:
11’s on hill by gas station
At bottom – Big boy sit-ups
At top – Jump squats

4 corners in lot behind CFA. (2 rounds)
10 merkins
Lunge walk
15 squats
Side shuffle
15 calf raises
Lunge walk
20 lbc
Side shuffle

MARY: flutter, pickle pointer, Freddie mercury

ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence Tuesday at WEP, bethel men’s shelter Thursday,

COT: aging parents, neighbors moving, adolescent mental health, family businesses, financial challenges

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Hominy is tired, and he is improvising.

I improvised this plan

Warmup exercises, slightly off from the normal warmup location.

Slow mosey around the grounds, around Lowe’s towards the Chick-fil-a parking lot. Stopped to do some extended planks, stopped to do a few exercises in cadence.

At the Chick-fil-a parking lot. Did an 80-160-240 DORA. Merkins. Squats. LBC.

I didn’t do burpees because I am fundamentally opposed to burpees in a moderate workout. However, before I finished explaining that, some PAX already cranked out a couple of burpees.

Bear crawl across the Chick-fil-a parking lot.

Mosey back to COT area.

Sevens. Calf raises on curb and merkins.

Mary. Peach Stand called Freddy Mercuries. Some others called a few exercises; I don’t remember which exercises anybody else called. I closed us out with an exercise right at 0600 on the dot.

COT. Peach Stand and Marty Byrde had to leave early. We were down to 5. What is said in COT stays in COT, but I can tell you that we shared some good stuff. Sometimes it’s easier to open up with a smaller number of PAX.

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Never Forget

Driving to the AO this morning, I saw @U014K6EAUFM running done 160 carrying a shovel flag to #C0A6CS739NW . Great reminder for the community to never forget 9/11. If you have ever carried a shovel flag for an extended period of time, you know this was not an easy task.
The workout began with the typical warmup exercises then a quick mosey to the far parking lot. We partnered up and began a AB Dora 100 V-ups, 200 flutters, and 300 LBCs.
Next, we did a few versions of the cocaine bear, merkins and CCDs. A version with lunges and squats.
I few minutes left to mosey back to COT and a few more Ab exercises

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Keep it close

WARMUP: windmills, cherry pickers, planks, down and up dogs, Peter Parker’s, shoulder taps – many in cadence
THE THANG: stations were marked in a row of parking spaces. In each was written an exercise. Pax selected a space and did the indicated exercise for the given count, and then moved one space to the left to do that exercise. Once the pax finished the last space in the row, they moseyed a lap of the parking lot and went to the first space to continue the circuit. Exercises in the spaces were LBCs, American hammers, gas pumpers, big boy sit ups, hello Dollies, flutters, Freddy mercuries, weezie Jeffersons, penguins.

Rep counts – first time through, 10, then 15, then 20, then 15, then COT
MARY: the whole workout was pretty much Mary. It seemed redundant to do more
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Slowest of Burns

WARMUP: Mosey up and down a few parking lot lanes with a round of NUR and some exercises after each round.
THE THANG: Mosey to the curb on the side of Persis
10 Mike Tysons
20 Squats & 20 Squat Pulses
Over to the curb on the side of Lowe's & PAX line up on the curb. The man on each end of the line will bear crawl out 15yds, perform 3 Diamond Merkins and bear crawl back. The rest of the PAX will hold a plank. Perform this until all men complete 1 crawl round.
Run behind Lowes to the front of the garden center & circle up
20 Wheezie Jeffersons
20 Flutters
10 X's & O's
20 Freddy Mercury's
10 X's & O's
Back to the lot on the side of Persis
20 Standing Lunges each leg
10 Jump Squats
10 Mike Tysons
It was now 0543 and I ran out of material….AGAIN.
So we ad-libbed with more running, burpees, core work and merkins. It's up to the PAX to decide the effectiveness of both the Weinke and the ad-lib.

MARY: See Above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Pick Up, Excavation, Bethel
COT: 5th Core Principle

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Mike Tyson on Repeat

WARMUP: yea, near the second worst dumpster in The Fort. We moved quickly toward the pediatric dentist office
THE THANG:
Mike Tyson in cadence 10
lunge walk down
Mike Tyson in cadence 10
lunge walk back

Did the same thing with mode of transport changes:
reverse lunge walk
bear crawl
crawl bear

Found the Sherwin Williams wall for some people's chairing

Headed back with some stops for:
Squats 10
Split Squats 20 (10 each leg)

MARY: yea, for about 7 minutes….
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stuff the Bus went well!
COT: Was held.

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3 corners Board of Pain

WARMUP: SSH, mountain climbers, peter parker, parker peter, wind mills, Cherry pickers. Mosey 100 yards, stop. LBCs, AHs, mosey to board of pain.
THE THANG: board of pain

  • 20 Merkins
  • 20 Squats
  • 20 LBCs
  • 20 CDD
  • 20 Longes
  • 20 AHs
  • 20 Shoulder Taps
  • 20 calf raises
  • 20 BBSups

Repeat each exercise at all 3 indicated corners. Mode of transportation:

  • Bernie Sanders = run backward

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Tabata Workout – Slowburn

WARMUP:

  • 20 SSH
  • 10 Imperial Walkers each leg
  • 10 Hilbilly Walkers
  • 10 Windmill
  • 10 Cherry Pickers
  • 10 Arm Circles Forward + 10 Back
  • 10 Peter Parker’s each side
  • stretches from plank position: down dog, honeymooner, arm high.

THE THANG:

4 corners Tabata
4 stations — 60 seconds work / 15 seconds rotate × 3 rounds
Station 1 — LEGS

  • 12 Air Squats
  • 12 Reverse Lunges each leg
  • 12 Calf Raises

Station 2 — PUSH

  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Diamond Merkins
  • 10 Plank Shoulder Taps each side

Station 3 — CARDIO / SHOULDERS

  • 10 Seal Jacks
  • 10 Mountain Climbers each side
  • 10 Plank Jacks

Station 4 — CORE / POSTERIOR CHAIN

  • 10 Big Boys
  • 10 Flutter Kicks
  • 10 Superman Raises


12-Minute EMOM
Minute 1
20 Air Squats
Minute 2
10 Merkins + 10 Shoulder Taps
Minute 3
10 Walking Lunges each leg
Minute 4
15 LBCs + 10 Superman Raises
Repeat 3 times.

Ending

3 rounds
20 sec Bear Crawl
20 sec Rest
20 x Seal Jacks
20 sec Rest

MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter 8/3, need signups
COT:

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4 Corners and 11’s

WARMUP:
Lead by Snooker. Did a great job.

THE THANG:
Moseyed around a bit, then landed at a parking lot with 4 cones set up about 50 yards apart. The thang was to do 11's, but across 4 corners.

Corner 1 – 10 Merkins. Next lap will be 9.
Lunge walk to Corner 2
Corner 2 – 1 Bombjacks. Next lap will be 2.
NUR to Corner 3.
Corner 3 – 10 Squats. Next lap will be 9.
Bear Crawl to Corner 4.
Corner 4 – 1 Mountain Climbers. Next lap will be 2.
Run to Corner 1.

Repeat until the "11's" exchange is complete.

Finished right on time.

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