Category: Slow Burn

Slowest of Burns

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WARMUP: Mosey up and down a few parking lot lanes with a round of NUR and some exercises after each round.
THE THANG: Mosey to the curb on the side of Persis
10 Mike Tysons
20 Squats & 20 Squat Pulses
Over to the curb on the side of Lowe's & PAX line up on the curb. The man on each end of the line will bear crawl out 15yds, perform 3 Diamond Merkins and bear crawl back. The rest of the PAX will hold a plank. Perform this until all men complete 1 crawl round.
Run behind Lowes to the front of the garden center & circle up
20 Wheezie Jeffersons
20 Flutters
10 X's & O's
20 Freddy Mercury's
10 X's & O's
Back to the lot on the side of Persis
20 Standing Lunges each leg
10 Jump Squats
10 Mike Tysons
It was now 0543 and I ran out of material….AGAIN.
So we ad-libbed with more running, burpees, core work and merkins. It's up to the PAX to decide the effectiveness of both the Weinke and the ad-lib.

MARY: See Above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Pick Up, Excavation, Bethel
COT: 5th Core Principle

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Mike Tyson on Repeat

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WARMUP: yea, near the second worst dumpster in The Fort. We moved quickly toward the pediatric dentist office
THE THANG:
Mike Tyson in cadence 10
lunge walk down
Mike Tyson in cadence 10
lunge walk back

Did the same thing with mode of transport changes:
reverse lunge walk
bear crawl
crawl bear

Found the Sherwin Williams wall for some people's chairing

Headed back with some stops for:
Squats 10
Split Squats 20 (10 each leg)

MARY: yea, for about 7 minutes….
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stuff the Bus went well!
COT: Was held.

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3 corners Board of Pain

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WARMUP: SSH, mountain climbers, peter parker, parker peter, wind mills, Cherry pickers. Mosey 100 yards, stop. LBCs, AHs, mosey to board of pain.
THE THANG: board of pain

  • 20 Merkins
  • 20 Squats
  • 20 LBCs
  • 20 CDD
  • 20 Longes
  • 20 AHs
  • 20 Shoulder Taps
  • 20 calf raises
  • 20 BBSups

Repeat each exercise at all 3 indicated corners. Mode of transportation:

  • Bernie Sanders = run backward

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Tabata Workout – Slowburn

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WARMUP:

  • 20 SSH
  • 10 Imperial Walkers each leg
  • 10 Hilbilly Walkers
  • 10 Windmill
  • 10 Cherry Pickers
  • 10 Arm Circles Forward + 10 Back
  • 10 Peter Parker’s each side
  • stretches from plank position: down dog, honeymooner, arm high.

THE THANG:

4 corners Tabata
4 stations — 60 seconds work / 15 seconds rotate × 3 rounds
Station 1 — LEGS

  • 12 Air Squats
  • 12 Reverse Lunges each leg
  • 12 Calf Raises

Station 2 — PUSH

  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Diamond Merkins
  • 10 Plank Shoulder Taps each side

Station 3 — CARDIO / SHOULDERS

  • 10 Seal Jacks
  • 10 Mountain Climbers each side
  • 10 Plank Jacks

Station 4 — CORE / POSTERIOR CHAIN

  • 10 Big Boys
  • 10 Flutter Kicks
  • 10 Superman Raises


12-Minute EMOM
Minute 1
20 Air Squats
Minute 2
10 Merkins + 10 Shoulder Taps
Minute 3
10 Walking Lunges each leg
Minute 4
15 LBCs + 10 Superman Raises
Repeat 3 times.

Ending
3 rounds
20 sec Bear Crawl
20 sec Rest
20 x Seal Jacks
20 sec Rest

MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter 8/3, need signups
COT:

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4 Corners and 11’s

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WARMUP:
Lead by Snooker. Did a great job.

THE THANG:
Moseyed around a bit, then landed at a parking lot with 4 cones set up about 50 yards apart. The thang was to do 11's, but across 4 corners.

Corner 1 – 10 Merkins. Next lap will be 9.
Lunge walk to Corner 2
Corner 2 – 1 Bombjacks. Next lap will be 2.
NUR to Corner 3.
Corner 3 – 10 Squats. Next lap will be 9.
Bear Crawl to Corner 4.
Corner 4 – 1 Mountain Climbers. Next lap will be 2.
Run to Corner 1.

Repeat until the "11's" exchange is complete.

Finished right on time.

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What are you smiling about?

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Omitted! @U5PLMTS9L & @U0277A4AZC3 where speaking of bowel movements & health stats
WARMUP:
Cherry 🍒 Pickers
Moroccan Night Club
Hillbilly Walkers
Imperial Walkers
THE THANG:
4 Corners with 4 Movements Each
Instructions;
Do predetermined # of reps then move to the next station via Yoghing! 2 Rounds then moved to NUR as for of transportation then return to jogging.
Corner 1 — Abs/Core

  • 20 Flutter Kicks
  • 20 LBCs
  • 15 Hip Raises
  • 20 American Hammers

Corner 2 — Legs

  • 15 Step-Ups each leg
  • 20 Squats
  • 20 Calf Raises
  • 15 Glute Bridges

Corner 3 — Arms/Upper Body

  • 15 Merkins
  • 20 Shoulder Taps
  • 10 glute bridges
  • 20 Seal Claps

Corner 4 — Cardio

  • 25 Side Straddle Hops
  • 20 Hillbilly
  • 20 imperial
  • 10 lunges

MARY:
Hello Dollys, Gas ⛽ Pumpers, etc, etc
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
La Grama, bethel men’s shelter, stuff the bus, read the new and improved newsletter
COT:
Always Stays in COT.

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Suspicious F3 Behaviour Around Lowes!

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  • WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, Downward Dog, Honeymooner, Pigeon Stretch, SSH.
  • THE THANG: Mosey to 4 corners around Lowe's. Pain Station equipped with F3 cards. Each concentrating on 4 areas: Arms, Cardio, Core, Legs. The Cardio & Legs stacks were noticeably missing along with their mini flashlights. Lowes confiscated the items assuming the PAX was up to no good and will try to rob them F3 style! The Pax improvised with 2 remaining decks.

MARY: Gas Pumper ( @U5PLMTS9L ' favorite), Heel
touches, Rosalitas

  • ANNOUNCEMENTS: La Gramma Sign Ups
  • COT: Family illnesses & issues.
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Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

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Backblast! 1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration
DATE: 2026-06-09
AO: The Ballroom
It was a steamy morning at Slow Burn and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerate.

Quick warmup with the stretching and we were off.

Over to the hill for some Chutes and Ladders. 🪜 There were two cones at each station and the PAX had to choose one of them. If they chose a C we had to Chute (run) up to the top of the hill. If it was an L we would run up to the next rung on the ladder. Each rung had two cones and some exercises. I think the PAX had drone footage of me setting up the cone this morning as they found almost all of the Ladders this morning.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

Chutes and Ladders 🪜- Round 2

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And then there was three…

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WARMUP:
Mosey to Lowe's Contractor Parking
15 SSH
10 Imperial Walkers
10 Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG:
EMOM Ladder
25 Burpees
50 Merkins
75 Squats
100 Bigboy Situps
75 Squats
50 Merkins
25 Burpees

Deck of Cards Abs Work
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Happy Father's Day
COT:
Pray It Out

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Some of you need a Draw Four!

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It’s time for a round of Uno!

Play your cards and do the exercises as follows:

Blue – Merkins
Green – LBC 
Yellow – Squats 
Red – lunges  
Skip – Run
+2 – pick 2 exercises, 2 reps
+4 – 4 reps all 4 exercise 
Reverse – Repeat last exercise 
Wild – Change color

We didn’t have any go out but we were all winners for posting!

Have a great weekend.

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