As 2014 is drawing to a close, it’s time to answer the question that has been on everyone’s mind since Slow Burn launched back in June:  What the hell does @CableGuy eat?  But the second most asked question undoubtedly is who is The Fort’s King of Moderate?

We’ll answer that (second) question this Friday with a little friendly competition at Slow Burn.  Come out for an OYO timed event.  The pax with most reps will receive the exalted Moderate cup. A little warning though, you might want to save a little in the tank for the tie breaker…

See you Friday.

(Side note:  Don’t do a google search for “Moderate Cup” while on the couch with the M.)