WARMUP: dynamic and the regulars
THE THANG: movement throughout the AO that hit most body parts
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: prayers and praises all around but jobs, family, marriages were emphasized
A tradition unlike any other…The Masters. This time of year is one of my favorites. The weather starts to turn warmer. The trees and flowers start to bloom. People start coming outside of their homes. And the NCAA tournament concludes right into my favorite sporting event of the year, the Masters. With this in mind, I thought I would prepare a Weinke inspired by the tournament. I borrowed some of this from Warning Track and others via reviewing their backblasts.
Weather – chilly 39 degrees at launch
Disclaimer given during lots of mumblechatter
COP
SSH x 30 – this is the standard
IW x 10
Cherry Picker x 10
CDD x 10
Mtn climber x 10
Mosey to the “tee box”
In honor of the Masters, we played the front 9 holes revealing the name of each hole, the yardage and par. Pax chose the club necessary for the shots based on the following criteria:
When arriving on the green, Pax were given the following options:
#1 Tea Olive – 495 yards Par 4
#2 Pink Dogwood – 575 yards Par 5
#3 Flowering Peach – 350 yards Par 4
#4 Flowering Crab Apple – 240 yards Par 3
#5 Magnolia – 495 Yards Par 4
#6 Juniper – 180 Yards Par 3
#7 Pampas – 450 Yards Par 4
#8 Yellow Jasmine – 570 Yards Par 5
#9 Carolina Cherry – 460 Yards Par 4
Had to cut it short after 8 holes but the Pax were even par with 3 birdies, 3 bogeys and 3 pars.
WARMUP:
80 SSH in cadence for Flounders bday
Squats
Broga
THE THANG:
Mosey to the Springs building near front by the garden area
10 dips
10 derkins
10 crazy leg twist
10 dips
10 derkins
10 Bulgarian split squats each leg
10 dips
10 derkins
10 squats
10 lbcs with feet on wall
10 penguins with feet on wall
10 each side pretzels
Repeat above again for 2 total rounds
Mosey down by police station find a curb and do some jump ups in plank position
Start at bottom and push/hop up to the top of curb with your arms
Mosey back toward COT for the grand finale
11s on the hill
Burpees and squats
MARY:
Ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and hare
Greater Than
Q vs Q
COT:
This may not have happened and may have happened twice, please count your miles double either way
WARMUP: no
THE THANG: 6 miles minimum
MARY: not present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: of course
COT: mostly prayers
WARMUP:
Super-G had the warmup. Quick mosey to one of the many lots at Dawn Patrol. Some SSH, merkins, Moroccan nightclubs, windmills, and maybe a few others, this old man can't remember.
THE THANG:
Pax partnered up, so doesn't matter. Mosey to a back-corner of a parking lot where cones were set up for pax to run through. The plan was, partner 1 does a moving exercise through the cones while partner 2 did a stationary exercise, then flap-jack. First part of the cone course was a nur. Exercises were:
WARMUP: SSH, windmill, imperial walker, hillbilly walker, plank… Mosey around the park changing exercises at each bench – karaoke * 2, shuffle * 2, high knees, butt kicks. Stop for merkins, low slow squats, planks, etc. Mosey to parking lot by the ball field.
THE THANG: Bracket Workout. Mosey to handicap sign, touch the ground, and mosey back. Complete the following:
Round of 64 – 64 LBCs, 32 squats, 16 merkins, 8 burpees.
Run suicide
Round of 32 – 32 flutters, 16 squats, 8 merkins, 4 burpees
Run suicide
Sweet 16 – 16 squats, 8 merkins, 4 merkins, 2 burpees.
Run suicide
Elite 8 – 8 merkins, 4 merkins, 2 burpees
Run suicide
Final 4 – 4 merkins, 2 burpees
Run suicide
Championship – 2 burpees.
Mosey to stage for step ups, bear crawls, squats, merkins, and more step ups.
MARY: Box cutta, flutta, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Prayers and praises
WARMUP:
Mosey to playground, stopping along the way for Side Straddle Hops, Imperial walkers, Hillbilly walkers, an 6 count burpees.
THE THANG:
Dora at playground. One pax runs around the playground, stopping for burpees half way (# changed way time each time) then finishing the lap.
Other pax does the exercise on the board:
1. Donkey kicks
2. Big Boys
3. Bomb Jacks
4. Merkins
5. LBCs
6. Jump Squats
7. Shoulder Taps
8. Apolo Ohno
9. Calf Raises
10. Overhead claps
Switch after each exercise.
Mosey to hill to for a Dora of the board in reverse order.
One pax does the exercise at the the of the hill while other pax walks/lunges down hill and bear crawls back up.
Switch after each exercise. We made it half way through the board in reverse.
MARY:
Flutters, LBCs, etc for a few minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, overnight ruc
COT: prayers for family member’s health
WARMUP:
Start at flag and mosey around a bit heading towards parking lot behind Panera
Windmills
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
5 Worst Merkins Ever OYO
THE THANG:
Island Adventure #1 (~15 parking spaces):
Half Wilt Chamberlains
Line up at island, do 50 LBCs
Run to the next island (100 feet away) and do 50 squats
Return to the first island, do 50 flutters (count one leg)
Lunge walk to next island
Island Adventure #2 (~10 parking spaces):
25 Overhead Claps
Cocaine Bear Crawl to other island
25 Shoulder Presses
Cocaine Crawl Bear or CBC or standard bear crawl or lunge back to start
Island Adventure #3:
Railroad Tracks to middle of parking lot
Spacing = 2 parking spaces
Hurdling optional; low planking required
Repeat Half Wilt Chamberlain
Railroad Tracks to end of parking lot
Fibonacci HIIT stations on the way back to flag
5 merkins
8 shoulder taps
13 jump squats
MARY: yes, indeedy
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, 1st-F events, Cannoli
COT: cancer sucks, job eliminations, ripples
WARMUP:
80 SSH in cadence for Flounders bday
Squats
Broga
THE THANG:
Mosey to the Springs building near front by the garden area
10 dips
10 derkins
10 crazy leg twist
10 dips
10 derkins
10 Bulgarian split squats each leg
10 dips
10 derkins
10 squats
10 lbcs with feet on wall
10 penguins with feet on wall
10 each side pretzels
Repeat above again for 2 total rounds
Mosey down by police station find a curb and do some jump ups in plank position
Start at bottom and push/hop up to the top of curb with your arms
Mosey back toward COT for the grand finale
11s on the hill
Burpees and squats
MARY:
Ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and hare
Greater Than
Q vs Q
COT:
WARMUP: Nope
THE THANG: Munn to Harris under I77 to Sam Smith across Sutton down to New Grey Rock and back.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: