- QIC: Zima, Geronimo, Anchor Man, Boeheim
- When: 12/14/16
- Pax: WWL, HotSauce, Witch Hunt, Chicken Hawk, Olaf, Bounce House, Kielbasa, CSPAN, BirdCage, Orange Crush, Dark Helmet, Huckleberry, Oil Rig, Chicken Wing, Atlas, Airborne, Mainframe, Mary Lou, Bueller, Skate or Die, Corruption, Bolt, Falcon Crest, Repeat, Cobra Kai, Lil E, Zima, Geronimo, Anchor Man, Boeheim, Gridlock, Bonsai, Shady, Peabody, Fridge, Cable Guy
- Posted In: Pantheon, Ring of Fire
No witty tagline! Nothing crazy going on here. Just what it says. PAINtheon visits The Coop. Or more like, PAIN visits The Coop. This was the first time the games made a road trip (will not be the last). Heck this was just the second installment of the games. But apparently there is an appetite for this sort of #CSAUP, so I don’t see it going away anytime soon. If you’re just visiting, let me give a basic rundown of the PAINtheon Games. Oh, as always, there were ruckers present #trending
1 Hour of Torture consisting of…(we call this the THANG)
2 minutes Merkins AMRAP (As Many Reps As Possible)
2 minutes Sit-Ups AMRAP
2 minutes of Burpees AMRAP
100 Yard Bear Crawl Dash
1 Mile Timed
BTTW Times
6 inch Plank Hold Timed
Burpee Chase (.25 Mile Run around track w/ 5 burpees at each corner)
The idea is to complete each of the exercises and move on to the next with very little rest time. This causes some serious fatigue and, at times, muscle failure and merlot splashing. The first 100 yards of the mile was awkward on the hammies after just completing the 100 yard BC dash minutes before. All this to say, it’s stupid, childish, painful and apparently popular among the PAX. It’s a #CSAUP after all.
We had some younger PAX show us what #HateHateHate looks like. But aside for the PAX that just got their learner’s permit, there was indeed a strong showing of PAX. So instead of a lengthy sermon on CSAUPs or getting wordy as I often do, here are some notes, insights and comments from the clipboard Qs and other PAX who participated.
• Regardless of the age thing, Tclaps to Bounce House who clearly crushed this event
• Mary Lou can sleep in the 6″ plank position
• 100 m is a long way to bear crawl
• 1 mile after 100 m bear crawl is rotten
• 100 m is a LONG way to bear crawl (just needed saying again)
• Chicken Wing has found his calling, as a bat (he stated that he fell asleep) see BTTW time
• Bolt quips that “a 5:59 sounds a lot better than 6:00” after lapping the field for the mile run
• Anyone who bear crawled 100 m in under a minute is not human (Bueller, Bounce House, Chicken Hawk, Mary Lou and Dark Helmet)
• Bolt kicking out the cones on the 1 mile because they were in the inside lane
• Dark Helmet saying screw it to the Burpee Chase after doing the 5 burpees at the starting line
• Average age, after removing the 17 year-old outliers, was 39.07
• Zima almost hurling…twice
• Tclaps to those who posted not knowing what was going to happen
• Tclaps to those who posted knowing what was going to happen
• Huuuge Tclaps to Anchor Man and Boeheim for Clipboard Q duties. You guys are awesome!
Announcements
• Happy 30th Birthday to WWL
• Christmas Party this Saturday at the Dairy Barn
• Bing Sendoff at the Swamp Friday
• Saturday Morning AOs (Bring Frozen Turkeys)
Praise and Prayers
• Praise for Olafs newborn baby and prayers for baby and mother
• Pray for Kids, Wives and Families
• Prayer for people during this time of season
BOM on Geronimo
Below are all the posted scores from the event. If this was your second time at the PAINtheon Games, you can compare this events scores to the last by clicking HERE.
Top Finishers
| Pax Name | Event | Score |
| Bounce House | Merkins | 130 |
| Bounce House | Sit-ups | 100 |
| Bounce House | Burpees | 46 |
| Bueller | 100 Yd BC Dash | 0:24 |
| Bolt | 1 Mile | 6:00 |
| Chicken Wing | BTTW Timed | 2:46 |
| Mary Lou | 6 Inch Time | 3:00 |
| Mary Lou | Burpee Chase | 2:09 |
Complete Results (in alphabetic order)
| PAX Name | Merkins | Sit-Ups | Burpees | 100 Yd BC Dash | 1 Mile | BTTW Time | 6 Inch Time | Burpee Chase |
| Airborne | 60 | 64 | 25 | 1:38 | 8:19 | 1:10 | 1:15 | 3:18 |
| Atlas | 73 | 65 | 23 | 1:56 | 8:22 | 1:00 | 1:01 | 3:14 |
| Birdcage | 50 | 44 | 25 | 2:05 | 7:59 | 0:48 | 0:08 | 3:53 |
| Bolt | 99 | 84 | 36 | 1:18 | 6:00 | 2:00 | 1:10 | 2:33 |
| Bonsai | 60 | 75 | 20 | 1:22 | 7:34 | 1:00 | 2:00 | 3:10 |
| Bounce House | 130 | 100 | 46 | 0:26 | 6:42 | 2:15 | 1:45 | 2:14 |
| Bueller | 80 | 55 | 20 | 0:24 | 7:06 | 1:00 | 1:20 | 2:57 |
| Cable Guy | 57 | 55 | 28 | 1:04 | 8:14 | 1:20 | 1:32 | 3:20 |
| Chicken Hawk | 90 | 65 | 35 | 0:40 | 7:53 | 2:00 | 1:00 | 3:03 |
| Chicken Wing | 80 | 60 | 26 | 1:26 | DNF | 2:46 | 1:15 | 2:52 |
| Corruption | 87 | 52 | 24 | 1:53 | 7:34 | 1:10 | 1:00 | 2:53 |
| Dark Helmet | 94 | 52 | 32 | 0:42 | 9:38 | 1:06 | 1:18 | DNF |
| Falcon Crest | 50 | 61 | 25 | 1:10 | 7:58 | 0:50 | 1:00 | 3:20 |
| Fridge | 82 | 56 | 25 | 1:05 | 7:55 | 0:55 | 0:30 | 3:18 |
| Geronimo | 66 | 61 | 33 | 1:04 | 7:28 | 1:40 | 1:30 | 2:33 |
| Gridlock | 70 | 42 | 21 | 2:30 | 10:49 | 1:00 | 0:45 | |
| Hot Sauce | 92 | 56 | 20 | 1:27 | 7:57 | 1:07 | 1:47 | 3:37 |
| Huckleberry | 68 | 31 | 1:45 | DNF | 1:00 | 0:40 | 3:34 | |
| Kielbasa | 67 | 42 | 20 | 8:25 | 0:30 | 0:20 | 3:20 | |
| Mainframe | 59 | 52 | 30 | 1:42 | 7:55 | 1:10 | 1:07 | 3:12 |
| Mary Lou | 113 | 61 | 40 | 0:41 | 7:30 | 0:40 | 3:00 | 2:09 |
| Oil Rig | 65 | 52 | 29 | 1:18 | 7:53 | 0:50 | 1:02 | 4:00 |
| Olaf | 77 | 51 | 26 | 1:15 | 8:23 | 1:16 | 1:12 | 3:31 |
| Peabody | 80 | 80 | 30 | 1:49 | 1:25 | 1:20 | ||
| Shady | 80 | 57 | 25 | 1:36 | 9:36 | 1:03 | 3:58 | |
| Skate or Die | 64 | 60 | 28 | 1:36 | 7:06 | 1:00 | 0:40 | 2:57 |
| Zima | 71 | 51 | 30 | 1:38 | 7:22 | 1:01 | 1:00 | 2:43 |
Always and Honor
Zima
Looked like “fun” guys. Would love to have some SOB/A51 join you for this next time!