First Rope

WARMUP: side straddle hops, cherry pickers, side lunges, temp merkins, runners stretch
THE THANG:
Mosey
3×10 – dips, Bulgarian squats, derkins, heels to heaven, and high plank

Mosey
Dora – 50 muscle ups, 100 jump squats, 2 rounds of high planks while partner runs yander

Mosey
Broad jumps with merkins and flutters mixed in
Inchworms with squats mixed in

Lunge walk back to COT, cut for time

MARY: American hammer

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Never trust a trombone guy. Clarinet guys are impeccable

WARMUP:
SSH
Imp Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Squat
Mosey
THE THANG:
Bear crawl Indian run
Dora
50 squats
100 lunges
150 LBC
bag is carried by 1 runner

Run to swings
Burpees and pass bag for manmaker
Squats and pass bag
Big boys and pass bag
Sumo squat and pass bag

MARY:
Was done

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel June and July
Read newsletter

COT:
Don’t carry the weight alone

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Little Baby Sandbags

THE THANG: partner up. One partner carries two 2lb sand bags, switch at each station.
1st stop- south state bank = 5 reps (4 count) SSH, seal jacks, plank jacks
2nd stop- culdesac of Patricia Lane = 15 Superman’s, 15 flutter with press
Return to south state stop.
3rd stop- earth fare = 10 flying squirrels, 10 single count jumping lunges
Rinse and repeat.
4+ miles
MARY: 25 Supermans
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CRI volunteer event Saturday 8-12, Bethel Men’s serve this Thursday
COT: 🙏🙏🙏

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Ascending Everest

WARMUP: Returned to Golden Corral COT to pay respects with Hillbilly walkers, imperial walkers, MNCs
THE THANG: 5/29 1953 – Sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay became the first to summit Mt. Everest 73 years ago. In honor of that, the Pax completed their own tribute climb. There are five camps plus the summit when taking the southern route to the peak:
Base camp 5364 meters (17,598 feet)
Camp one 6065 (19,900)
Camp two 6400 (21,000)
Camp three 7200 (23,600)
Camp four 7920 (26,000)
Peak 8,849 (29,032)
After a brief warmup and mozy to the church parking lot, we completed exercises at each camp as we ascended Everest. To acclimatize for the altitude, at camps one, two, three, and four we completed the exercises, returned to the previous camp (and the exercises there) before moving on to the next camp. (E.G. complete exercises at camp one, returned to base camp and the exercises there before ascending to camp three). Exercises reflected the altitude in meters:
Base camp: 53 flutters/64 shoulder taps
Camp one: 60 SSH/65 dips
Camp two: 64 merkins
Camp three: 72 LBCs
Camp four: 79 CDD, 20 Diamond merkins
Peak: 88 plank jacks, 49 overhead claps
With little time remaining, climbers did 25 squats at each base camp during their descent.
One oversight on YHC’s part is we did exactly ZERO mountain climbers during the ascent. We rectified the situation at COT with 10 mountain climbers just before 6:00.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, Golf tournament
COT: Family, Jobs, Summer break and prayers for kids, parents, teachers

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Your Family Doesn’t Need You To Die For Them, They Need You To Live

WARMUP: Mosey to Ace Hardware parking lot with carioca, high knees, butt kicks, etc along the way. Circle up for Seal Jacks, IWs, HWs, Plank Jacks, plus some stretching. Mosey along Lake Vista Blvd to office park next door to Ace.

THE THANG: Parking lot forms a cross. Start in the center. Three rounds of four exercises = complete 10 reps of one exercise at end of each branch + complete 2 burpees at the center when you start and at each pass through the center. Transit via running from branch to branch.

Round 1 = Merkins, Wide Arm Merkins, Diamond Merkins, Hand Release Merkins

Round 2 = Sumo Squats, Donkey Kicks, Monkey Humpers, Jumping Lunges

Round 3 = Plank Jacks, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, Shoulder Taps

Mosey to mini storage entrance on Lake Vista Blvd. Long suicide run pausing at each of 5 no parking signs to complete 1 burpee at sign 1, 2 burpees at sign 2, etc.

Brief Indian Run then mosey home.

MARY: Box Cutter, Plank Punches, Penguins, Mahktar N'Djaie

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pickup, Bethel Shelter meal (meatloaf)

COT: Prayers for young kids, teachers/students, college kids returning home, new job, grieving families, progress on health journey, pending surgery, offer on home for sale, growth from hard choices (those made and those under discernment)

Throughout the workout, pax reflected on hard choices related to living life fully out of a commitment to be our best self for our family. Pax shared about struggles and choices related to healthy eating, exercise, alcohol, porn, tobacco, foul language and more. Thanks to everyone for pushing through the stiff humidity and sharing openly. Inspiration came from the prompt below that crossed my radar in the past two weeks:

You say "I would die for my family"

OK, but …

Would you exercise for them? would you eat healthy for them? would you chase your dreams for them? would you quite your bad habits for them?

You don't need to die for them

You need to live for them

Thanks @U08N41FCN0Z for the Q invite! #KeepPosting

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7-14-21 M&M’s

WARMUP: The Pledge of Allegiance
THE THANG: Mosey to corner of Pine and Leroy. A repeating ladder at each intersection, 7 diamonds at first intersection, back to bottom of ladder for 5 squats, 14 Regular Merkins at 2nd and back for squats, 21 Wide arm at 3rd and back for squats, repeat pattern at 4,5,6 intersections. At the church 16 hand release merkins (100 total)
MARY: a touch while 6 caught up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Garbage pick up
COT: STK

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Loops Deep in Brayden

WARMUP: mosey down into Brayden
THE THANG: triangle loops (1/2 mile loop with 3 station—1. 10 normal merkins, 15 big boys. 2. 10 wide arm merkins, 15 side straddle hops. 3. 10 diamond merkins, 15 squats. 5 loops, finish off with mosey back to earth fare- 10 more merkins, 15 side straddle hops, 5 burpees
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Marriage, self reflection, life is precious.

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Brayden Loop

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: 4+ Miles @ Brayden, 3 stations 20 Seal Jacks, 15 Merkins, 20 Seal Jacks 15 LBC’s , 20 Seal Jacks 15 Lunges
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Armory

WARMUP: SSH, Low Slow Squat, Imperial Walker, Merkin, Peter Parker, Moroccan Nightclubs
THE THANG: Grab your bells and scoot on over to the other side of the parking lot
Pair up by counting off. Poppins has a lame leg so he goes with the ones because there's a pair exercise.

Written in chalk in the parking spaces are seven exercises. They are spaced out so that you have to bell-crawl between them. Every exercise is each side or 20 combined.

  • Run a lap (no bell)
  • 10 shoulder press
  • 10 arm curl
  • 10 chest press
  • 10 bent over row
  • 30 swings
  • 10 electrice slide
  • WHAT? Two iron poles with a sand bag suspended in the middle. Each partner takes a deep step to one side in a deep. One knee at 90º, the other leg straight. Then stand up straight. Then to the other side. That's one.

After a full round is complete, sit down in a tight circle for "pass the Dutchie". One cycle L, R, L, R

One more circuit
Dutchie L, R

One final circuit
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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