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A Modified Miracle Mile Maelstrom of Muscular Misery

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WARMUP: we don't need no stinkin warmup
THE THANG:
This workout is based on the Miracle Mile routine.

Base exercises at each station:
Big Boys
Merkins
Burpees
Monkey Humpers

1st station – amphitheater – 1 rep each
2nd station – White/Ardrey – 2 reps each
3rd station – playground – 3 reps each
4th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 4 reps each
5th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each
6th station – restrooms – 6 reps each
7th station – amphitheater – 7 reps each, plus wall sits/bomb jacks
8th station – White/Ardrey – 8 reps each, plus 25 shoulder presses
9th station – playground – 9 reps each, plus 25 dips
10th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 8 reps each (audible – begin reverse Fibonacci countdown), plus 25 gas humpers
11th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each, plus 25 overhead claps

Mosey to Calhoun gazebo
Group 1 – bear crawl or lunge to tractor in the parking lot, Nur back to start
Group 2 – Curb Alperts AMRAP
Groups switch places

Next round – shoulder taps AMRAP

Next round – dips AMRAP

Mosey to 12th station – restrooms – 3 reps each

Return to COT – some did 2 reps and 1 rep to close it out. The rest of us had enough at that point (who made up this workout, anyway?)

MARY: throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, trash pick-up, and a July 4 convergence teaser
COT: prayers for family health, and a praise for family health as well, parental care, patience in marriage

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AMRAP Board of Pain

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WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Club, Windmill, Strawberry Pickers, Merkins
THE THANG: AMRAP 15 Reps each exercise for 30 minutes flowed by a lap. Kettlebell Swings, Thrusters, Dips, Derkins, LBC'S w/KB.

MARY: All core exercises for 3 minutes.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter
COT: Prayer and Praises.

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No Rain at the Moment

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WARMUP: Maybe
THE THANG: out and back – Munn to Harris to Sam Smith. 4 miles with plenty of Ruck options
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Pick up/ Bethel Men’s/ Christmas party
COT: Prayers and Praises from each pax ( health, marriages, patience, Recovery, Healing, Transition for College kids, employment and blessings.

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Barry said no moderate

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WARMUP: light jog to bball court, SSH, cherry pickers, windmills, low slow squat, tempo merkins
THE THANG: old school Dora: 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBCs.

Wrapped up the Dora and jogged over to the track. At the track we did: 20 single lunges, 20 double count hammers, 30 calf raises (inner, regular, outer).
MARY: no time left
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter aside from murph and invergence
COT: yep, completed

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Post CSAUP FOMO

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15 showed up for #C02PN2RAS4A for a not moderate (thanks to @UMRNJ46AW for the motivation) as there were a handful of #C0ACZR27LN9 participants this morning.

  • @U09JCNEQB5K is living in the current shadow of his father's endex play by play which can only be described as “that's gold Jerry, gold”
  • @U05927TN6V9 has began recruiting new neighbors from Beaufort @chubbs (need to work on the slack entry here Ryan!)
  • @U094RAE1TB6 @U5CESTA4R @U094RAE1TB6 is trying to find new ways to injure himself as this past weekend did not allow for enough opportunities
  • @U012K8DDK7V now takes his shirt off because his traps need to breathe and are heavily chiseled
  • @U5QGBN4V9 looked fresh as a daisy but still sweat like he was watering a field of daisies
  • @UN6PTD007 is picturing himself doing Rocky stair climbs but probably with a sandbag or 3 because he always needs something difficult
  • @U5P2KHLJ2 thought that support staff also carried weight but no one told him this until the endex. #beast
  • @U5MQ8FHV0 is celebrating his 19 year wedding anniversary today!! That is a fact.
  • @U01JUGK82TY was also the Clemson mascot for his time in 🐅 town. Also a fact.
  • @UMRNJ46AW is not one of those fence climbing fools and YHC got a look. @UMDE5QUET shared a similar look. YHC looked away and then ran away.
  • @U790WHUKC is like a squirrel when it comes to climbing fences…so no look was needed. Thx bass.
  • @U03DS2K4BL3 now has a graduate at home (with a J O B!!) and will be dragging his butt to workouts in the near future. We need some young blood!

Murph this Monday with invergence to follow. Please don't say “I can't” or that's too difficult. Modification is a word and an action you can take. Not trying is just giving up on you. Don't be that guy because that's not what you're being trained for.

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The 4 Square Gauntlet

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Disclaimer and WelcomeShared
WARMUP:
In Cadence and 10 Reps Each

  • Moroccan Night Clubs
  • Cherry 🍒 Pickers
  • Windmills
  • Hillbilly Walkers
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Mosey to Schoolyard

THE THANG:
Partner Up for Some DORA work !
One Partner does the work while the other jogs/walks a lap. Build up to total number of reps. Switch after every lap.

  • 100 Merkins
  • 150 Air Squats
  • 100 Flutter Kicks
  • 100 Step ups

Everyone does a NUR Lap
Round Dos

  • 80 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 120 Lunges
  • 100 Freddie Mercuries
  • Bear Crawl across court then 10 big boys

We all take a lap
Round 3 All Together

  • 25 Slow count squats – hold for Mary

MARY: Was there but not as memorable as Sally, ask @U5MQ8FHV0, he knows
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP, Cannoli Run, Fort Mill Care Center, Trash Pickup, Newsletter
COT: Always in our heart

The 4 Square Gauntlet

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The Manion WOD

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WARMUP: 29 squats
THE THANG: Manion WOD:
29 squats with ruck and sandbag,
400 meter run/ruck/shuffle
X 7 rounds
(modify as needed)
MARY: 5 minutes of AB lab, 10 minute broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: “greater than” event, bethel
COT: stays in COT

Missing 4 names.. sorry guys, I was smocked…

🎄Tinsel🎄 out…

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Dual Q

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WARMUP: SSH, HW, IW, MNC, WM

THE THANG:

Mosey to flagpole for DORA:
100- merkins
200- squats
300-Lbc
… partner run to curb at beginning of car line pickup

Mosey to blacktop and Loop around track
MOTs: Bear crawl – NUR – crab walk

Mosey back to car line covering for wall sits with various stuff interspersed including (but not limited to): Mike Tyson’s, dirty Myrtle, diamond merkins, wall penguins, asymmetric merkins (one hand on curb other on the ground), merkin curb walk, mountain climbers

MARY: throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: cannoli run, >
COT: prayers for physical and relational healing,

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Playing With Dora and Rocks

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Warm-Up:
SSH – 25 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan NC – 15 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Cheese Shredder

The Thang:
1. Dora: Partner up. One works, one runs 1 lap around track. Switch.

Exercises:
50 Burpees
100 Lunges
150 Tricep Dips
200 Jump Squats

2. Perform a Ladder: (Start with 5 reps; Add +5 each round; 5-10-15-20-15-10-5)
After each round, run to next Light Pole

Exercises (with Rock):
1 Diamond Merkin
2 Chest Press
3 Curls
4 Overhead Press

MARY: Nowhere to be found
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Starry Abs

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WARMUP: 51 SSH (DH birthday) Merkins, PP, WM and stretching
THE THANG: Star of abs workout 5 stations 20 reps each, first round the middle was 10 Burpees, second round was 20CDD, then on to circle of hell, one man took sandbag out and called a workout.
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yep
COT: Of course the Why

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