When Pothole was reaching out for a substi-Q, YHC couldn’t resist. I really like the Swamp as an AO.  It’s flat-ish, there’s a lot of scenery, and any security guards watching CCTV get some entertainment.

When I arrived at the Swamp, there was a lone vehicle in the CFA lot. I didn’t know if it was one of the PAX or not, as they’d been parking in the BB lot since CFA redid their lot with all those pesky concrete signs and whatnot.

I knew Pothole was DR, so I jumped out of my car and planted the Pantheon flag in the island to see if its magnetism could attract any PAX (Sky Q knows my sexual magnetism would not have done the job). Almost as soon as the shovel hit what I assume is bedrock under the grass of that island, Juan Valdez got out of his car and Uber arrived. Later Uber would explain that he’d been driving all over Rivergate to see where the AO was.

I couldn’t believe it. I took a substi-Q and got to give the nickle tour to two PAX who had never hit that AO before (or Quagmire, for that matter, sorry Olaf)

Warmup

I’ve mostly stopped doing these. They get in the way.  The disclaimer is my warmup.

The thang

Immediately mosey SE around the Home Despot to the back side of Target. Burpeecides. Run to a ball, run back and do a burpee for each ball. 9 balls = 46 burpees.

My original plan was to run these awful suicides, adding to the pain as we went, but with the AO newbies, I knew they wanted to take a more scenic route, so we moseyed on over to the fountain, where I introduced them to The Stairs.  It was just an introduction, though. My knee is still having a pretty bad time with elevations, and so 11s were called.

It took a moment, but we decided to call the “Just Fresh” side of the fountain the “south” side and the other side the “West” side. Uber is a scout leader and didn’t object, so I’m pretty sure everything is legit.

South side: Leg lifts (start at 1)
Run around the entire island past the Wine Shop

West side: Dips (start at 10)
Run around the entire island… i dunno, by that soap store that always has a line.

We all stuck together and finished 5 rounds before it was time to head back to CoT

cot

We talked about how nobody there was hitting the Yeti. Juan Valdez had an amazing praise about his son that had a tear in my eye. Very thankful.

nmm

I really wanted to beat the living snot outta myself and anyone else who showed up this morning, and while I had more in the tank at the end, I think everyone walked away satisfied.

When numbers are low you stick together. This will generally lead to good mumblechatter, and this morning was no exception. I learned a lot about Juan Valdez and Uber this morning.  And Uber told us an amusing little tale about his friend who got robbed three times in one day.

SYITG