Lazarus – 4-16-2026

WARMUP:

  • 20 Side-straddle hop,
  • 10 Strawberry pickers,
  • Down dog with calf stretches, to a honeymooner

THE THANG:

  • Mosey down to Viva Chicken, over to Super Chix, around the round-about to the front of the theater

  • 50 Merkins in front of the theater

  • Mosey across the parking lot by Dream Yoga, turn right at the end, go down to the end of that section and take first left into the rear parking lot. Set-up in the first parking section.

  • Do 10 Apollo Ono’s at each parking section across the rear parking lot with Bear-crawl transportation between sections (100 Apollo Ono’s in total)

  • Return across the parking lot with n+1 Burpee’s at each parking section with a jog to each parking section as transportation (55 Burpee’s in total)

  • Mosey back to Dream Yoga, do line touches down and back to the first island at each island heading back towards the Movie Theater.

  • 50 Squats in front of the theater

  • Mosey back to COT the long way up near Taipei Express

  • At COT a round of 10 UP – DOWNS

MARY:
LBC’s, American Hammers, Box Cutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletters

COT: It is what it is… Personal prayers for those in attendance.

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Burpacides

WARMUP: SSH / Windmills / Low Slow Squats / Worlds Greatest Stretch
THE THANG: Mosey to the back of the theater for parking lot lines
bear crawl to first line -> 5 Burpees
Crab Walk to second line -> 5 Burpees
Repeat across the lot
Run around back to the start repeat
Run around back to the start and run to first line, nur back
run to second line nur back across the lot
Mosey back to COT
MARY: Present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT:

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Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

WARMUP: Mosey to the theater entrance walkway

Exercises in cadence:
Windmills x 10
Imperial Walkers x 10
HILLBILLY Walkers x 10
Merkins x 11
Hold plank
Shoulder taps x 15
Low slow squats x 10 – hold peoples chair on the last rep then Moroccan nights clubs x 10 while holding the people chair.
Recover and 5 burpees

Mosey to back theatre lot for the main event.

THE THANG: Part 1 –
Partner Dora – 100 merkins, 200 sumo squats, 300 double count flutter kicks

Mosey toward Portofino’s
At the side just before getting there, lunge walk with 20 squats OYO

At Portofino’s – 15 monkey humpers in cadence – just because.

Mosey to hill for Part 2

Part 2 – merkin hill
7’s – diamonds at the bottom and wide arm merkins at the top. Running back and forth.

After all PAX finished – 10 6-count burpees in cadence.

Mosey to the next spot for derkins and dips in cadence

Mosey to COT in time for 0600

MARY: Notably absent – open to all men
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, CSAUPs and read the newsletter
COT: remains the 5th core principle

PAX got their money’s worth and a view of the ground sod red stone too. Thanks for the call, Goose. Always an honor to post in the land of MILGA & honey. 👁️

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The Makeup Q

WARMUP: Windmills / Cherry Pickers / Worlds Greatest Stretch
THE THANG: Light Pole Circuit with ascending and descending reps
Archer Merkins x 5
Squats x 10
CDD x 15
LBC's x 20
Lunge x 15
Merkin x 10
Burpee x 5
Repeat twice then mosey around campus with pain stations.

Finish up at COT with some Mary
MARY: Present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT:

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Full Nody

WARMUP: We warmed up with SSH and stretchy things.
THE THANG:
Thang 1
300 Core
50 LBCs
50 American Hammers
40 Heals to Heaven
40 Flutters
40 Plank Shoulder Taps
40 Toe Touches (legs up reach for toes)
30 Freddy Mercurys
10 Big Boys

Thang 2
1. 5 Broad Jumps
2. 5 Bunny Hops (squat position)
3. 5 Lunges (2=1)
4. 5 Duck Walks

Thang 3
Dora
50 CDDs
100 Merkins
150 Plank Shoulder Taps
200 Dips
Didn’t have time to finish dips.

MARY: We had a few minutes left for some Mary.
ANNOUNCEMENTS were made
COT: Prayers were made.

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Winter Closeout Sale

WARMUP: Cherry Pickers / Hillbilly walkers / imperial walkers / 40 ssh
THE THANG: mosey to the hill at the top of Nims Village. Stopping along the way for pain stations. Mosey back with pain stations. Bear crawl/crab walk/burpee broad jump/lunge walk the marching band field. Over to the brick wall for wall sits with heel raises. Back to COT
MARY: Present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: For Uhaul and his family

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