WARMUP:
9 motivators
Merkins
Low slow squats

THE THANG:
Would you like burpees here? Or there?

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Suicide runs at each 10 yard line 1 burpee at each turnaround

Mozy to pull-up bars
1 minute Dead hangs and planks

Stations – hub and spoke style

Hub: 2 pull-ups

10 reps each
Station 1
CDD
Merkins

Station 2
Burpees

Station 3
Bear crawl across pavement 2x

Station 4
Squats
Lunges

Station 5
Bomb jacks
Mountain climbers

Round 2 do everything in slow cadence. 6 count burpees

MARY:
<2 minutes of gut work ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sober October. See slack for deets COT: