Cones & Such

WARMUP: a few exercises I/C then mosey to firehouse lot for a few more exercises I/C. Then mosey to the back corner of park for more exercises I/C then mosey back to the main lot

THE THANG: cones on the field
Part 1 – Called exercises I/C then called different M.O.T.’s to the next exercise spot.

Part 2 – Rugby sprints: exercises called in cadence and called sprint after various numbers of reps.

Part 3 – mosey to basketball court for sprints and burpees, sumos and lunges

Part 4 – PAX held planks or people’s chairs while each PAX went to the opposite baseline, performed a set of 10 merkins or squats and returned.

MARY: each pax called an exercise in cadence including FNG 8 Point. That took us to COT.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes, sir.

COT: Is the 5th Core Principle

Thanks for the call, Masterpiece. 👁️

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1 year at the fort

WARMUP: strawberry pickers, windmills, Moroccan night clubs, plank, works greatest stretch.
THE THANG: mosey to Calhoun parking lot for cocaine bear crawls mosey down to Harris st park. 10 burpees. Mosey up Myers and over to the church to say good morning to sweet baby Jesus. Dora at the church with 100 Big Boys, 200 Merkins, 300 Squats. Run a lap around the church between each partner trade off. Mosey back to COT.
MARY: not present but her cousin Broga was.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: tortoise and the hare, >2026, cannoli run, blood drive.
COT:

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Masters Party at Dawn Patrol

A tradition unlike any other…The Masters. This time of year is one of my favorites. The weather starts to turn warmer. The trees and flowers start to bloom. People start coming outside of their homes. And the NCAA tournament concludes right into my favorite sporting event of the year, the Masters. With this in mind, I thought I would prepare a Weinke inspired by the tournament. I borrowed some of this from Warning Track and others via reviewing their backblasts.

Weather – chilly 39 degrees at launch

Disclaimer given during lots of mumblechatter

COP
SSH x 30 – this is the standard
IW x 10
Cherry Picker x 10
CDD x 10
Mtn climber x 10

Mosey to the “tee box”

In honor of the Masters, we played the front 9 holes revealing the name of each hole, the yardage and par. Pax chose the club necessary for the shots based on the following criteria:

  • Woods including Driver – 10 merkins
  • Long Irons – 10 jump squats
  • Short Irons – 10 Big Boys

When arriving on the green, Pax were given the following options:

  • 2 Putt – # of burpees for par
  • Birdie – no burpees but must answer a trivia question correctly
  • Bogey – penalty if a trivia question was missed which equated to twice the amount of burpees

#1 Tea Olive – 495 yards Par 4
#2 Pink Dogwood – 575 yards Par 5
#3 Flowering Peach – 350 yards Par 4
#4 Flowering Crab Apple – 240 yards Par 3
#5 Magnolia – 495 Yards Par 4
#6 Juniper – 180 Yards Par 3
#7 Pampas – 450 Yards Par 4
#8 Yellow Jasmine – 570 Yards Par 5
#9 Carolina Cherry – 460 Yards Par 4

Had to cut it short after 8 holes but the Pax were even par with 3 birdies, 3 bogeys and 3 pars.

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Moderate until it isn’t

WARMUP:
80 SSH in cadence for Flounders bday
Squats
Broga
THE THANG:
Mosey to the Springs building near front by the garden area

10 dips
10 derkins
10 crazy leg twist

10 dips
10 derkins
10 Bulgarian split squats each leg

10 dips
10 derkins
10 squats

10 lbcs with feet on wall
10 penguins with feet on wall
10 each side pretzels

Repeat above again for 2 total rounds

Mosey down by police station find a curb and do some jump ups in plank position
Start at bottom and push/hop up to the top of curb with your arms

Mosey back toward COT for the grand finale
11s on the hill
Burpees and squats
MARY:
Ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and hare
Greater Than
Q vs Q
COT:

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Sutton x 3

WARMUP:
THE THANG: Sutton rd to Sutton Place and return on Sutton
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: >, QvQ, Bethel
COT: prayers and praises

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Giant Dice

WARMUP:

  • Moroccan Night Club
  • Windmill
  • Cherry pickers
  • Imperial Walker

THE THANG:

  1. 2 rounds with the giant dice and bucket of fun.
  1. Roll the dice and pick an exercise card.
  2. Roll doubles and you pick the exercise.
  3. Roll Snakes Eyes and it is Burpees
  1. Partner exercise
  1. 40 CDDs
  2. 60 Merkins
  3. 80 Squats
  4. 100 LBCs
  5. 120 Side Straddle Hop

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Tortoise and the Hare
  • Cannoli Run
  • Overnight Ruck

COT:

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Three lessons for leadership

WARMUP: mosey to high school faculty lot and do the following exercises I/C
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Imperial walkers
Seal jacks

THE THANG: Dora on the hill
Mosey to the top of the hill of 21
100 Burpees – switched to merkins at 50ish for time
200 squats
300 flutters

MARY: no time – she wasn’t there anyway (open to all men)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: always – read your newsletter too.
COT: 5th core principle

The 3 lessons of leadership were shared at the end as a segue to the 2nd/3rd f discussion and how we navigate this in our lives.

1) YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE HARD DECISIONS THAT NEGATIVELY IMPACT
PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT.

2) YOU WILL BE DISLIKED DESPITE YOUR BEST ATTEMPTS TO DO THE BEST FOR THE MOST.
3) YOU WILL BE MISUNDERSTOOD, AND YOU WON'T ALWAYS HAVE THE CHANCE TO DEFEND YOURSELF.

UGA HEAD COACH KIRBY SMART

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Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

WARMUP: Mosey to the theater entrance walkway

Exercises in cadence:
Windmills x 10
Imperial Walkers x 10
HILLBILLY Walkers x 10
Merkins x 11
Hold plank
Shoulder taps x 15
Low slow squats x 10 – hold peoples chair on the last rep then Moroccan nights clubs x 10 while holding the people chair.
Recover and 5 burpees

Mosey to back theatre lot for the main event.

THE THANG: Part 1 –
Partner Dora – 100 merkins, 200 sumo squats, 300 double count flutter kicks

Mosey toward Portofino’s
At the side just before getting there, lunge walk with 20 squats OYO

At Portofino’s – 15 monkey humpers in cadence – just because.

Mosey to hill for Part 2

Part 2 – merkin hill
7’s – diamonds at the bottom and wide arm merkins at the top. Running back and forth.

After all PAX finished – 10 6-count burpees in cadence.

Mosey to the next spot for derkins and dips in cadence

Mosey to COT in time for 0600

MARY: Notably absent – open to all men
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, CSAUPs and read the newsletter
COT: remains the 5th core principle

PAX got their money’s worth and a view of the ground sod red stone too. Thanks for the call, Goose. Always an honor to post in the land of MILGA & honey. 👁️

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