Moderate Burnout @ Slow Burn

  • QIC: Flat Tire
  • When: 05/13/16
  • Pax: Destiny, CSPAN, Rebel (respect), Spitz (respect), Tesh, Gilmore, Mr. Clean, Hasselhoff, Twister (respect), Deacon, Mash, Solid State, Barry Manilow, Figaro, Pusher, FNG - Southern Charm, Clark Kent, Birdcage, Package, Old Bay, Culture Club, Atticus, Trucker, Dilbert, Assassin
  • Posted In: Slow Burn

26 moderately awake but anxious to go PAX posted to Slow Burn on 5/13.  Pusher, The Fort HC King, had an FNG in tow so after a more detailed disclaimer, we were off.  Here’s what we did.

WARM UP

Mosey to the back parking lot of Baxter’s Bunch Playhouse (RIP) for COP

All exercises IC after some reminders given in Twister’s direction

  • SSH, Merkin, Cherry Pickers, IW, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, Mountain Climbers

Mosey to long sidewall @ Lowes

  • Peoples Chair in tight formation.  PAX in left end peeled or and bear crawled to the other end and resumes position.  Everyone gets a turn
  • Excellent Mumblechatter as we all critiqued everyone’s form!  Birdcage recorded a perfect 10 while Destiny did not.
  • Recover and lunge walk to the light post and back
  • Round 2, same thing but this time broad jump down the line
  • Recover then bear crawl to the post and crab walk back

Mosey to the drive in front of Baxter’s Bunch Playhouse (RIP) and partner up.  Size matters not.

YHC asked the PAX the theme for the month – Marriage.  I shared about expectations we have when we get married.  For me looking back, most of those expectations were about what I could get out of the relationship.  My expectations were selfish and pretty unrealistic.  I’ve learned that we should love our wives like Christ loves the church.  How did Christ love the church?  He DIED for it.  He served people, fed the hungry, and healed the sick.  THAT’s our example.  My perspective on marriage was all wrong.  Through my 14 years of marriage, I’ve learned better how to serve my wife and put her first.  This last year, I learned that on a whole new level as I journeyed with my wife through her battle with breast cancer.  That kind of situation can either drive a couple a part or knit them even closer together.  I’m happy to report my wife is now cancer free and our marriage is stronger than ever.  Parting words, serve your wife!  Love her unconditionally and make her the priority in your life under God.  AYE!

  • Round 1- Partner 1 runs to third crosswalk while Partner 2 does merkins.  Flapjack Repeat with LBC and then squats.
  • Round 2 – same but with CDD, Freddy Mercury’s, and SSH

Mosey to Empire Pizza parking lot and circle up

  • The plan was to take a page out of the Maximus’ and Seacrest playbook and do 1 x 4 Captain Thor until time ran out.  That = 1 big boy sit up and 4 American hammers.  I messed up the cadence and on this fine morning, nobody seemed to be feeling this one.  AUDIBLE after getting to a 5 x 20 count.
  • Wide Arm merkins, flutter kicks, then find your partner and complete 20 situps and 20 leg lifts.
  • Jailbreak to COT

Announcement.

Read newsletter.  Lot’s of opportunities to serve.  CAH needs yard maintenance and bring your individually wrapped snack.  Bring to workouts and deliver to site Q.  Fastest 5 K will be epic, if you don’t have a team, show up and you’ll be put on one.  Memorial Day Murph, and June 10th TEC Dowling Memorial Golf Tournament to raise money for Fort Mill Schools.

Prayers for Olive with the unimaginable loss his family suffered.  Prayers for Deacon’s mom and Package’s dad.

Thanks Solid State for the opportunity to lead and welcome FNG Southern Charm!

Flat Tire

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Blind Date

  • QIC: Burgundy
  • When: 5/16/16
  • Pax: Gandalf, Van Wilder, Incoming, Reborn, Mayhem, Water Boy, Bill Nye, Schrute, Tinker Toy, Whitney (?), JAG, Pistol, Full House
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

Continuing on “The Marriage” theme we got into groups of two and you had to partner with someone who you don’t know and haven’t met and/or aren’t on the same page fitness wise. This is to help meet more PAX and push each other hard.

In the group of two you had to do merkins that add up 500 (so 500 merkins between two guys)

After 5 minutes we circled up and we did 25 SSH, 25 Mountain Climbers, 25 LBC’s, 25 Moroccan Nightclubs

Then we got with a new PAX (same rules applied as above) and you had to continue to do merkins that add up to 500

After 3 minutes we circled up and did 25 SSH, 25 Toy Soldiers, 25 Hello Dolly, 25 Imperial Walkers

We did 3 rounds of an Indian Run on the top deck of a parking lot. Wanted to find a running exercise where everyone could stay together and not get left behind.

“Hurricane” of Merkins. We circled up and did the sundial merkin (each PAX holds a plank and with their legs in the middle and you walk your hands around to 3, 6, 9 and 12 doing a merkin at each one). We listened to the song Rock You Like a Hurricane” by the German rock band Scorpions and each time they said Hurricane you moved your hands to the 3, 6, 9 & 12 position doing a merkin. Remember Hurricane season begins June 1st!

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The things I Dislike

It was great to see all the cars pulling in on such a hot and humid morning.  I haven’t lead 22 PAX in a long time, must be spring/summer.  I hope to see you all out there this winter when it’s 30 degrees, this is really my favorite time to post.   That’s really when you get to know a lot of the guys and really dig into the 2nd and 3rd F’s.  A short disclaimer and we took a short mosey over to the soccer field for warm up.

Carolina Dry Docks IC

Windmill IC

Morracan Night Clubs IC

We did a series of butt kickers, high knees, and karaoke on the way to the playground.

At the playground we counted off in 2’s and completed 3 series of exercises.

1’s 10 Pull ups while 2’s completed derkins. We completed 3 series of these

1’s 10 pull ups and 2’s 20 swing crunches. 3 series of these

1’s 10 toe ups and 2’s 20 squats. Only 2 series of these

So, I have started pushing myself to do things that I dislike not only in F3 but in everyday life.  Something has to be said for trying to reach out of my comfort zone and learn something new or get better at something you dislike.

That being said we did around a 40 yard burpee broad jump across the parking lot.  I also dislike pull ups, toe ups, derkins, and swing crunches.

I thought we would end the workout with some interval training since the Fast 5 is coming up so we stayed in our groups and ran around the carpool lane pushing our selves to run as fast as possible knowing we would have a recovery lap after we finished.  Completed 4 laps total, 2 fast and 2 slow. Great job all and it was a pleasure to lead the Ranch again this morning. Thanks Spider Man.

Announcements:

Fast 5 at Fort Mill High School. Sign up!!

24 Hours of Booty Fundraiser to kick cancers butt. This is a great way to contribute to finding a cure for cancer and I know everyone has a story to share.  WE NEED YOUR HELP So please see me, Spider Man, or Sir Topham Hat for more information on donating or riding to kick cancer.

Bring drinks and snacks to your AO’s to donate to children.

Prayers and Praises:

To F3 Olive for the loss of his 8 year old daughter suddenly.

Smokey’s family and daughter

Praise to Sasquatch’s Mom for winning the Leader of the year in Mental Health Award in NY. There is only one award giving yearly so T-Claps to Sasquatch’s Mom!

Prayers to Senator Tressels father in-law and a quick recovery from the fall and pneumonia.

“I do it myself”

Cerrano

 

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Win a big prize for your Fast 5 team

I am sure many of you will remember the short story from high school called The Lottery.

 

It’s about a town who every year held a lottery.  Suspense built as the reader was kept in the dark as to the prize until the end – when the ‘winner’ was stoned to death by the rest of the townspeople.

 

What does this have to do with the Fast 5?

 

Anchorman has (shockingly!) not been asked to join a team, and since he’s one of the organizers of this whole thing we felt that was a tragedy.

 

Sooooo….

 

When you show up next Saturday you’ll be given a ticket.  If your ticket is picked, you don’t run and Anchorman takes your place.

 

Have you ever wanted to not win so much in your life?

 

#damnitsgoodtobeagangsta

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VQ at the Deep! Death to SadClown

  • QIC: Royale and Witch Hunt
  • When: 05/14/2016
  • Pax: Cable Guy, Kenyan, Tater
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

I was very nervous about getting my first shot to Q at the Deep! I have been very fortunate to Post under the leadership of some great Qs, so I felt obligated to create a workout to live up to there level. I spent a number of days constantly tweaking and changing and there wasnt enough sleep to be had the night before.  But the day was here so lets get to it:

The Thang:

Royale got use started with a quick lap around the parking lot with included:
Butt Kickers
High Knees
Knee Pulls
Ankle Pulls

Then a quick mosey to the soccer field for the COP:

COP
SSH X25
Imperial Walkers X15
Merkins X11
Mountain Climbers X15
Moroccan NightClubs X15

Now onto the pain.

We started with a round of Four Corners.  Start wtih 20 Freddy Mercurys then:
1st Corner – 10 Pull Ups
Return to center for 20 more Freddy Mercurys
2nd Corner – 30 Wide Arm Merkins
Return to center for 20 more Freddy Mercurys
3rd Corner – 20 Bomb Jacks
Return to center for 20 more Freddy Mercurys
4th Corner – 30 Juming Lunges
Return to center for 20 more Freddy Mercurys

Royale concluded his half with a quick message regrading this months theme of Marriage. He focused on the upcoming Marriage Challenge. Encouraging us to focus on our M’s and to show them the love we have for them by partaking in the 30 day challenge.

Then Royale passes it off to me for the 2nd half.

Ride the Wave: We start with a quick mosey over to a very large and long hill, but at the Deep we dont have Hills we have Waves. And when you see a Wave as large as this one you gotta ride it. We zig-zagged up and down the hill 5 times really testing the legs. The Pax enjoyed it so much we rode it twice.

Following a quick 10 count we moseyed to our next challenge

The Deep:  On my recon of The Deep, I found the deepest hill at the AO and a perfect place to meet the Kraken. We would run up and down this hill performing decreasing Kraken burpees (5,4,3,2,1) each time down the hill. Facing the Kraken really tested the Pax but they powered through.

Quick message regarding marriage and Presence. I encouraged the Pax to be more present in there everyday lives to better strengthen their relationship with their M’s by “Giving 100%” and most importantly “Surrounding the Outcome”.

Then a quick mosey to the Tee Ball field.

F3 Baseball: Each base contained a different exercise. Home – Merkins; 1st – Squats; 2nd – LBCs 3rd – SShs. All Pax performed the exercise at the base while one Pax did a lap around the field. When the Pax returned we moved to the next base and another Pax started a lap. Continue until we completed 3 Home Runs.

We followed this by a final homerun performed by bearcrawling to 1st for one one-legged burpee, crab walk to 2nd for two one-legged burpees, crab walk to 3rd for three one-legged burpees and finally bear crawl to Home for four one-legged burpees.

Quick mosey up to the school for final exercise.

Walk the Plank – 6 Plank variations held for :30 seconds. 1st – Push Up Plank; 2nd: Side Arm Plank; 3rd: Front  Arm Plank; 4th: Forearm Plank; 5th: Plank Shuffle; 6th: Push up to Forearm Plank

Mosey to COT.

Announcements
May 21 Fastest 5K
May 21 Cannoli Run – be sure to sign up to support our brother Bolt
Read the newsletter for other important announcements

Prayer Requests
Royale son’s birthday (turns 8) and his 9th anniversary

Thank you to Royale for the encouragement and mentorship to get out there a start Q so early in my F3 journey. It was truly and honor and privilege to be able to lead the Pax through this workout.

 

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Bull VQ – What a Hit!!

  • QIC: Bull
  • When: 05/13/16
  • Pax: Stang!, Hot Sauce, Dream House, Fusion, Mayflower, Posh, Waterboy, Pistol, Gauge, Sawdust, Voit, samurai, Gandalf, Reborn, Shrute, Burr, Whitney, Smokewagon, Slingshot, Bill Nye, Catfish, Dogpound, Bogey, Mayhem, Fullhouse, Italian Job
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

Friday the 13th theme.  Ssh 13 count in cadence.  Merkin cadence 13 count.  Night clubs 13 count in cadence.  Mosey.  13 frog jumps single.  13 Russian twists cadence.  13 imperial Walker squats in cad.   Mosey.  13 single dragon crawls.  Al gore 13 count x 2.   Mosey to Yolk walk with pain sticks.   100 curls in ag.  100 tricep ext in aggregate.  100 squats in agg.   Mosey to wall.  13 count with partner x 2 sets.   Seal sit-ups.  Protractor.   Box cutter.  Lbcc.  Canoe/boat. Drop the Mic!

What a great Workout!

P.S. Dreamhouse lost his cookies – way to go Bull

Pray for world peace, hunger and all the unspokens.

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Puddles of sweat at the Swamp!!

  • QIC: Puddles
  • When: 05/13/16
  • Pax: Royale, Gekko, Bart, Tater (Respect), Bear Grylls, Gears, Zima, Senator Tressel (Respect), Bing, Crash, Cable Guy, Wild Thing, Witch Hunt, Fish Sticks, Short Sale (Respect), Wapner, Da Vinci, Snookie, Speaker, and Corn hole (Respect),
  • Posted In: The Fort, The Swamp

4:30am came and anxiety rose. Other than a slight modification to the Pantheon field trip from Wednesday I had been drawing a blank. Place it in God’s hands and move forward!

Show up and the numbers rise! Thank you all for an awesome turn out my largest AO by far!

Let’s mosey!

Circle up in front of HD, Stretch it out a little,

In Cadence

  • Nice slow wind mill x 10
  • Side straddle hops  x 25
  • Imperial Walkers x 20
  • Merkins x10
  • Plank, right arm high, leg if you got it, leg down “when I dip ,you dip, we dip” Lower the hip x 5
  • Plank, left arm high, leg if you got it, leg down “when I dip ,you dip, we dip” Lower the hip x 5, Recover
  • LBC’s x 25
  • Low Slow Squats x 20

Let’s Mosey, off to the back side of Target for some peoples chair, 5 count down the line. Recover!

Form a line and balls to the wall, walk down the wall as far as you can go, you -vs- you! LBC’s while waiting for the six.

Back to some peoples chair for another 5 count down the line. Recover!

Let’s Mosey around to the front of Target. How do you learn to love something? Make yourself do it over and over!

Hello Target Balls!

Ball #1 – 10 Merkins then Lunge walk to the third ball (why? only 8 signs)

Ball #3 – 30 mountain Climbers, Crab Walk to Ball #4

Ball #4 – 20 LBC’s, Bear Crawl to Ball #5

Ball #5 – 20 Flutter Kicks, Inch Worm to Ball #6

Ball #6 – 10 Peter Parkers, Karaoke Left to Ball #7

Ball #7 – 20 American Hammers, Karaoke Right to Ball #8

Ball #8 – 10 Parker Peters, Lunge Walk to Ball #9

Ball #9 – 20 Hello Dollies, Sprint back to Ball #1 and Plank it up waiting for the six.

A gracious 10 count was provided by Wild Thing

Suicide time!

Sprint to each ball, complete exercise, return to ball #1 for 10 Merkins, Sprint back to the next ball and so on and so on and soooooo oonnnn. Who’s Idea was this!!!!!!!!!!!

Dance off time, Moroccan nightclub style x 25

Indian run in 2 lines too COT.

We had an awesome turn out of very respect worthy HIM’s! It was indeed an honor to lead this Q with most all of my favorite PAX in attendance. Again I thank you all for your support!

18 Boot Camp and 3 Ruckers

Prayers, Praises & Announcements

Prayers for Senator Tressel’s Father-in-law for a quick and full recovery from a fall last week.

Prayers for Kevlar, In that God will assist in the problems he is having with gaining and keeping his energy levels up. Hoping he can get back out with us in the mornings.

Praises for the new job/position for Tater, all is going well and pray that all continues.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Zima’s “M’. Have a wonderful and great day!

Rock Hill Children’s Attention Home is looking for donations that can be dropped of at any AO. This Saturday there is also a request for volunteers to do landscaping/yard maintenance on site in Rock Hill. Bring any gas powered lawn equipment to use will be greatly appreciated.

Continued prayers for Wild Thing’s Cousin Jenny as she recovers from a motorcycle accident. Asking for a quick and definitive recovery physically and emotionally in regard to her life path and choices.

Happy Birthday to Royale’s 2.0 on his 8th birthday on the 15th. Also Happy 9th Anniversary for he and his ‘M’ next week.

Again, Thank you all for the opportunity to lead this amazing group of men for a glorious 45 minutes of pain!

 

 

 

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Monday Morning Bear Crawl Blues!

  • QIC: Seacrest
  • Pax: After Market, Pin Up, Longshanks, Night Crawler, Assassin, Airborne, Trucker, Change Order, Anchorman, Barry Manilow, Geronimo, Handy Manny, Howitzer, Craw Daddy (FNG)
  • Posted In: The Armory

14 of The Fort’s finest descended on The Armory this week for what promised to be a “surprisingly” difficult workout from YHC.  Trucker confirmed that running would be limited prior to committing to the weight vest.  He opted for it.  Also, Ginsu was there to celebrate his 36th BDay, so I tried to keep everything in sets of 36.

The Thang:

Take a “long loop” mosey around the parking lot to warmup and circle up.

COP

WM x 15

SSH x 30

Squats x 15

MNC x 30

Merkins x 10

Parking lot work:

Mosey with your bell to the lower parking.  Perform each 3 excercises, bear crawl to line, sprint to curb and mosey back.

Set 1:

Curls x 12 (each arm)

OH Press x 12 (each arm)

Tricep Ext x 12

Set 2:

Squats x 12

Lunges x 12 (each leg)

Single Leg Dead Lift x 12 (each arm)

Set 3:

Dollies w/ Press x 12

LBC’s x 12

Rosalita’s x 12

Rinse and Repeat Set 3

 

Mosey to the seating wall.

1’s perform Step Ups, Box Jumps, Dips

2’s perform Curls, OH Presses, Tricep Ext

Swith and finish

 

Mosey towards COT:

KB Burpees x 5

Clean & Press x 12 (each arm)

Captain Thor x 9 (5 w/ bell)

 

A lot of good mumble chatter this morning.  As always at The Armory.

Happy Birthday Ginsu (you’re old)

Great to see the FNG’s rolling in.  Welcome Craw Daddy!

Thank you, Assassin, for the Q opportunity.

Until next time…

Seacrest, Out!

 

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LILO – 16 in 5 out for a Hand of Blackjack

  • QIC: Cake Boss / Boehiem
  • When: 05/12/2016
  • Pax: Old Bay, Figerro, Corn Hole, Boeheim, Airborne, Corruption, Solid State, Flat Tire, Mainframe, Cha Ching, Lil E, Night Crawler, Craw Daddy, Sparkplug, Atticus, Pusher, Mcgaver, Sir Topam Hat, Longshanks, One MIA from COT
  • Posted In: Laces In, Laces Out

The PAX moseyed into the park….its been a long week and we are a day away from the weekend. We are all ready to get to Friday but we need to take the Daily Red Pill first. A good PAX came out and it was awesome to see Spark Plug post on a Thursday….all the way from Tega Cay! Airborne walked up on YHC spitting out comments about sissy mitts and how real men don’t wear them….whatever!! 0515 Hit and the disclaimer was given and away we went.

The Thang:

Mosey up parking lot over to springs lot and do the wall sit while waiting on the 6. DId a set of shoulder press while sitting and then mosey to end of parking lot for warm up.

  • Butt kickers down
  • High Knees back
  • Karaoke down
  • Karaoke back
  • Bear crawl first 3rd, run 2nd 3rd, bear crawl last 3rd
  • Bear crawl first 3rd, run 2nd 3rd, bear crawl last 3rd

YHC brought up the theme of the month being Marriage. However I talked about the view from our 2.0s and how what we do and how we carry ourselves is what our 2.0 will think is the model for marriage. So disrespecting M’s, or not honoring our M’s will be what 2.0s think is normal. Also, Eph 6 says for Children to Honor their Father and Mother. How can they honor us, if we can’t honor each other???

Mosey to the springs building for extended warm up

  • 25 dips and 15 derkins
  • Rinse and Repeat

Mosey to the springs front parking lot

YHC had left a gift for the PAX. A whiteboard weinke and deck of cards. The deal is to flip a card and do the exercise assigned. Each PAX participates and flips a card. Here is the gig:

  • Ace = 10 Plank Jacks
  • Jack = 10 Squat Jacks
  • Queen = 10 Lunge Hops
  • King = 10 Burpees
  • Spades = # on card of LBCs
  • Hearts = # on card of Box Jumps
  • Diamonds = # on card Diamond Merkins
  • Clubs = # on card of Jack Webs/Sprawls

We made it 2.5 times around the COP. Lots of mumble chatter and fun as Pusher let those know who was his friend and who was not. The poor lawyers were getting thrown under the bus.

Mosey back to Springs Wall for quick wall sit, then mosey to COT.

0600 on the dime and the Laces Out clan was back and so we counted off and did namearma and fun was had by all!!

Thanks Twister for the Q.,…..wait…..where was Twister?? The site Q was MIA!! Dang man you let the wolves in the sheep yard…..nobody standing guard…..door wide open!! Hope the fart sack was worth it!!

Prayers for all those who have lost hope!! It is found in the one who gave it all for us to have life here and for ever with HIM. Never forget that and hope is always alive!

Cake Boss Out!!

 

 

 

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What Goes Up Surely Comes Down

  • QIC: Zima
  • When: 05/10/16
  • Pax: Greenwave, Package, Two Buck, What Did, Solid State, Sir Topham Hat, Spider-Man, Crabcakes, Cerrano, Dawg Pound, Tesh, Man-o-War, El Diablo, Gatsby, Cross-Check, Weezer, Dark Helmet, Mission Impossible, Crash, Zima
  • Posted In: The Colosseum

Apparently there is an old riddle that asks “What goes up but doesn’t come down?” Some may know the answer but I’ll get to that later. For our case at the Colosseum this week, the exercise count went up and never looked back. I had the guilt EH put on me by our good friend Jekyll that I pass Golden Corral every Tuesday on my way to Colossuem. His message was clear, “Don’t forget your roots” and “Get your ass back to GC every now and then.” I was fully committed to posting to GC and texted as much to my Virtual 2nd F Pax when I realized I had the Q the very same day at Colosseum. My workouts are usually planned a few days in advance and not the night before but you only live once, so I whipped up a good batch of pain-o-rama.

The Thang
Warm up mosey with a bunch of dynamic exercises. Probably about a half mile’s worth (two laps). Then
a variation on the Pyramid of Pain where the exercise count goes up but never comes down. So the idea is to do the exercise count and then run a loop of the parking lot/carpool lane (approx .30 miles). Here is what went down.

10 Burpees – Lap
20 Diamond Merkins – Lap
30 American Hammers – Lap
40 Lunges – Lap
50 Mountain Climbers – Lap
60 Merkins – Lap
70 Freddie’s – Lap
80 Step Ups (40 each leg) – Lap “Crowd Pleaser”
90 SSH – Lap
100 Dips – Lap
110 LBCs – Lap
120 Squats – Lap

Was a good workout if I say so myself. U vs. U kind of gets everyone moving a little faster. I kept chasing the guy in front of me on the laps. So other than this workout where the exercise count never came down, what’s the answer to the riddle? Age. It always goes up and never comes down. It’s a reminder that a day fartsacked is a morning missed with your brothers. Don’t let the day pass you by. Seize it! Carpe Diem! Make the most of what you have. Just like you’re pushing the rock at a post, push it in your marriage, your family, your community, your work, your faith! Aye?

Here are my notes:

-Always inspired by the pre-running happening as we lead up to the #BRR
-We logged about 3.5 miles in total (some more Sir Topham, some less YHC)
-Tclaps to Crash, Sir Topham, Cerrano and a few others that completed the entire circuit
-Tclaps to Dark Helmet for coming to a running workout (#warned) and pushing through with a bum knee
-Bunch of other shout-outs I originally thought of but have since left my brain #old

Announcements
-Cannoli Run and Fast 5 5/21 (Double Down)
-Sign Up for 2017 F3 Fort Custom Ruck
-CAH Snack Food Drive (Check the Pre-Blast)
-24 Hours of Booty (check with Cerrano, STH or Spider-Man)
-Support the Lake Wylie Region as it’s launching (esp if you live in Steele Creek area)
-Check the Newsletter as there is a lot going on

Praise/Prayers
-Praise What Did’s Wedding Anniversary
-Prayers for Pax Marriages and Families
-Prayers for Package’s Dad’s knee to heal

BOM w/ Dark Helmet

Zima Out!

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