Masters Party at Dawn Patrol

A tradition unlike any other…The Masters. This time of year is one of my favorites. The weather starts to turn warmer. The trees and flowers start to bloom. People start coming outside of their homes. And the NCAA tournament concludes right into my favorite sporting event of the year, the Masters. With this in mind, I thought I would prepare a Weinke inspired by the tournament. I borrowed some of this from Warning Track and others via reviewing their backblasts.

Weather – chilly 39 degrees at launch

Disclaimer given during lots of mumblechatter

COP
SSH x 30 – this is the standard
IW x 10
Cherry Picker x 10
CDD x 10
Mtn climber x 10

Mosey to the “tee box”

In honor of the Masters, we played the front 9 holes revealing the name of each hole, the yardage and par. Pax chose the club necessary for the shots based on the following criteria:

  • Woods including Driver – 10 merkins
  • Long Irons – 10 jump squats
  • Short Irons – 10 Big Boys

When arriving on the green, Pax were given the following options:

  • 2 Putt – # of burpees for par
  • Birdie – no burpees but must answer a trivia question correctly
  • Bogey – penalty if a trivia question was missed which equated to twice the amount of burpees

#1 Tea Olive – 495 yards Par 4
#2 Pink Dogwood – 575 yards Par 5
#3 Flowering Peach – 350 yards Par 4
#4 Flowering Crab Apple – 240 yards Par 3
#5 Magnolia – 495 Yards Par 4
#6 Juniper – 180 Yards Par 3
#7 Pampas – 450 Yards Par 4
#8 Yellow Jasmine – 570 Yards Par 5
#9 Carolina Cherry – 460 Yards Par 4

Had to cut it short after 8 holes but the Pax were even par with 3 birdies, 3 bogeys and 3 pars.

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March Madness

WARMUP: SSH, windmill, imperial walker, hillbilly walker, plank… Mosey around the park changing exercises at each bench – karaoke * 2, shuffle * 2, high knees, butt kicks. Stop for merkins, low slow squats, planks, etc. Mosey to parking lot by the ball field.
THE THANG: Bracket Workout. Mosey to handicap sign, touch the ground, and mosey back. Complete the following:
Round of 64 – 64 LBCs, 32 squats, 16 merkins, 8 burpees.
Run suicide
Round of 32 – 32 flutters, 16 squats, 8 merkins, 4 burpees
Run suicide
Sweet 16 – 16 squats, 8 merkins, 4 merkins, 2 burpees.
Run suicide
Elite 8 – 8 merkins, 4 merkins, 2 burpees
Run suicide
Final 4 – 4 merkins, 2 burpees
Run suicide
Championship – 2 burpees.
Mosey to stage for step ups, bear crawls, squats, merkins, and more step ups.
MARY: Box cutta, flutta, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Prayers and praises

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A stroll around the park

WARMUP:
Mosey to playground, stopping along the way for Side Straddle Hops, Imperial walkers, Hillbilly walkers, an 6 count burpees.

THE THANG:
Dora at playground. One pax runs around the playground, stopping for burpees half way (# changed way time each time) then finishing the lap.

Other pax does the exercise on the board:
1. Donkey kicks
2. Big Boys
3. Bomb Jacks
4. Merkins
5. LBCs
6. Jump Squats
7. Shoulder Taps
8. Apolo Ohno
9. Calf Raises
10. Overhead claps

Switch after each exercise.

Mosey to hill to for a Dora of the board in reverse order.

One pax does the exercise at the the of the hill while other pax walks/lunges down hill and bear crawls back up.

Switch after each exercise. We made it half way through the board in reverse.

MARY:
Flutters, LBCs, etc for a few minutes

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, overnight ruc

COT: prayers for family member’s health

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Islands of Adventure!

WARMUP:
Start at flag and mosey around a bit heading towards parking lot behind Panera
Windmills
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
5 Worst Merkins Ever OYO

THE THANG:
Island Adventure #1 (~15 parking spaces):
Half Wilt Chamberlains
Line up at island, do 50 LBCs
Run to the next island (100 feet away) and do 50 squats
Return to the first island, do 50 flutters (count one leg)
Lunge walk to next island

Island Adventure #2 (~10 parking spaces):
25 Overhead Claps
Cocaine Bear Crawl to other island
25 Shoulder Presses
Cocaine Crawl Bear or CBC or standard bear crawl or lunge back to start

Island Adventure #3:
Railroad Tracks to middle of parking lot
Spacing = 2 parking spaces
Hurdling optional; low planking required

Repeat Half Wilt Chamberlain

Railroad Tracks to end of parking lot

Fibonacci HIIT stations on the way back to flag
5 merkins
8 shoulder taps
13 jump squats

MARY: yes, indeedy
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, 1st-F events, Cannoli
COT: cancer sucks, job eliminations, ripples

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Sweet Baby Jesus

The cold front came through and it was winter temps again. But the love for U-Haul brought out the men today.
WARMUP: SSH, IW, HBW, squat, windmill
THE THANG: Run to Church of Nazarene on Harris Street.
Partner up for Dora. 100 merkins, 200 squat, 300 LBC. Partner runs around building.

Keep partners. Wheel barrow up and down stairs.

Squat up stairs. Bear crawl up and down stairs

Native American Run back to COT
MARY: Round Robin: flutter, ABC, box cutter, American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 16th: Conoli Run. Also Ruck challenge.
COT: U-Haul and his family were on everyone’s mind today. The Pax honored him by telling stories and having fond remembrances. Lifting up marriages and family.

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WARMUP: produce pickers, windmills, imp walkers, plank/down and up dog stretching, Peter Parker’s, all in cadence
THE THANG: we moseyed to the back parking lot and started at the first island of the top row. We progressed up the row, stopping at each island to do a set of exercises and the moseyed to the next island. Once we reached the end of the row, we moved to the next row and made our way back

The exercises were called in an accumulator fashion. First island was Carolina dry docks

Second was ccd and merkins
Third was ccd, merkins, and adding big bois
Fourth added American hammers
Reaching the fifth island added flutters
The sixth added monkey humpers
And the seventh added jump squats

The rep count for the first pass through this garden of bliss was 5

The second row we did 10 of all of it

The third row we did 15 of everything

We didn’t quite finish row 3, but we got in the work

Once the mumble chatter hit that magical point where the complaints started to drip into the conversation, I shared that my first idea for this morning was way worse and consisted of basically spending the 45 mins bear crawling around the parking lot, and when you needed a rest, you could take that rest while you did LBCs. This would have been way less enjoyable, and thankfully we were all spared this terrible idea

MARY: we barely made it back to cot on time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The hills were alive at Dawn Patrol

WARMUP: short mosey SSH and a burpee X 3
THE THANG: 4 corners at the park next to the town offices. Hand Release Merkins were a crowd favorite.

Some curb work at the lot near 160. Diamond Derkin Burpees were attempted.

Some partner work and laps around the Ampitheater.

3 kinds of jacks (plank, bomb, and seal) and the a hill climb with burpees on top.

Bear Crawl the grassy hill. Because we GET TO!

MARY: She never made it up the hill.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Adopt a Highway / Bethel Shelter / Cannoli Run / The overnight ruck!
COT: Lord give us strength for the challenges we all endure.

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Webb-o-Rama

WARMUP:
Ran to an empty lot for some of the standards.

THE THANG:
4 Cones set up ascending the grass hill at the of the parking lot. Each cone was a workout station where 2 exercises were done in Jack Webb style (1:4 ratio)

– Burpees // 4 SSH (1-5) (6-8) (9-10)
– Bear crawl to next station
– Captain Thor – Big boy sit up // 4 American Hammers
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
– Dan Taylors // Squats
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
– Jack Webb –
– Run around to first station

Great work by all pax!

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Webb-o-Rama

WARMUP:
Ran to an empty lot for some of the standards.

THE THANG:
4 Cones set up ascending the grass hill at the of the parking lot. Each cone was a workout station where 2 exercises were done in Jack Webb style (1:4 ratio)

– Burpees // 4 SSH (1-5) (6-8) (9-10)
– Bear crawl to next station
– Captain Thor – Big boy sit up // 4 American Hammers
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
– Dan Taylors // Squats
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
– Jack Webb –
– Run around to first station

Great work by all pax!

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Super G loves Jack Webb

36 degrees and balmy compared to how it has been.
WARMUP: ran to the corners of the path around WEP and performed SSH, Squats, mountain climbers and others.
THE THANG:
1. Jacob’s ladder on the hill. Merkins at bottom, donkey kicks at top.
2. Playground: partner up. Partner 1 runs around playground. Partner 2 does LBC. Flapjack. Repeat with derkins then swing crunches.
3. Jack Webb
MARY: round robin of Mary today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break the Dam, Cannoli run(May), BRR(September)
COT: family health, job search, praise for the PAX.

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