- QIC: Zima & Anchorman
- When: 06/14/17
- Pax: Anchorman, Atlas, Bob the Builder, ChaChing, Copperfield, Cornhole (R), Crawdaddy, Dark Helmet, Falcon Crest, Ginsu, Greenwave, Jekyll, Lutefisk, Olaf, Senator Tressel (R), Trucker, Witch Hunt, Zima (YHC)
- Posted In: Pantheon
The shovel flag was planted at Pantheon a little over two years ago (06/10/2015) by YHC. It’s had it’s share of horribles over these two years, but other than a Black Diamond by Jekyll prior to becoming an AO, the PAINtheon Games takes the prize. YHC even referenced that the Games pretty much resembles a Black Diamond and has #CSAUP written all over it. Tclaps to those who had the stones to come out and get after it. Even more so to those who used this as an appetizer for this weekends main event, the Hog & Coyote! Another day, another CSAUP, that’s life in The Fort!
So a couple of comments before I post the scores. It was great to see so many fresh faces come out who hadn’t experienced the games yet. Also to those who’ve grinded out the Games before and still posted (Atlas, Dark Helmet and a few others). I designed the PAINtheon Games to be a physical test where each of the exercises builds on the next and the body begins to fatigue as the Games progress. Each exercise is specifically placed in an order to cause pain and confusion (that’s why your legs feel like jello transitioning from 100 Yard Bear Crawl to a 1 Mile race). Again, everyone got after it and I am always humbled by the Pax willingness to A) let me lead them and B) do some of the crazy stuff I dream up. Here are my notes/highlights:
-Shout out to Anchorman who has faithfully helped me with every single CSAUP. Thanks brother!
-Tclaps to each of the winners (we all are) in each category
-Witch Hunt may bear crawl faster than he actually runs
-1st F leader Ginsu with his abs of steel
-Dark Helmet eats burpees for breakfast
-Senator Tressel proves once again that you get faster as you get older (Respect!)
-Olaf almost died/melted
-Truly Impressed with Trucker’s performance. If we had a pull up division he would be the standout winner.
-Was fun watching Crawdaddy and ChaChing 6″ it out (that sounds wrong)
-You’ll notice YHC didn’t participate much. I have a doctor’s note.
-Mark your calendars, we’ll do this in 6 months at The Coop. Consider it your BI-Annual Fitness Test (Thanks Atlas)
And now…drumroll please! The RESULTS
| PAX Name | Merkins | Sit-Ups | Burpees | 100 Yd BC Dash | 1 Mile | BTTW Time | 6 Inch Time | Burpee Chase |
| Atlas | 72 | 70 | 20 | 2:10 | 8:04 | 1:00 | 1:00 | 3:53 |
| Bob the Builder | 76 | 32 | 26 | 2:22 | 0:38 | 0:35 | 5:00 | |
| ChaChing | 84 | 74 | 33 | 0:42 | 9:30 | 1:00 | 1:20 | 3:47 |
| Copperfield | 45 | 55 | 24 | 2:12 | 8:05 | 0:35 | 0:35 | 4:45 |
| Cornhole | 45 | 50 | 25 | 2:20 | 9:02 | 1:00 | 0:45 | 4:44 |
| Crawdaddy | 80 | 60 | 25 | 1:38 | 7:28 | 1:00 | 2:01 | 4:27 |
| Dark Helmet | 83 | 48 | 44 | 1:19 | 1:10 | 1:00 | 4:30 | |
| Falcon Crest | 56 | 65 | 27 | 1:11 | 7:45 | 0:55 | 0:30 | 3:47 |
| Ginsu | 86 | 76 | 26 | 1:53 | 8:11 | 0:50 | 1:04 | 4:30 |
| Greenwave | 50 | 53 | 25 | 2:00 | 9:29 | 0:35 | 0:25 | 4:47 |
| Jekyll | 59 | 26 | 27 | 1:53 | 0:59 | 0:50 | 3:06 | |
| Lutefisk | 46 | 37 | 25 | 1:38 | 9:15 | 0:48 | 0:51 | 3:47 |
| Olaf | 60 | 51 | 26 | 1:11 | 8:29 | 2:00 | 0:55 | 4:13 |
| Sen Tressel | 71 | 62 | 34 | 1:18 | 6:38 | 1:00 | 0:47 | 3:13 |
| Trucker | 68 | 75 | 24 | 2:19 | 9:15 | 0:20 | 1:00 | 4:20 |
| Witch Hunt | 87 | 60 | 33 | 0:38 | 9:18 | 1:18 | 0:45 | 3:29 |
| Zima | 6:45 | 3:31 |
Leaderboard
| Event | Pax Name | Score |
| Merkins | Witch Hunt | 87 |
| Sit-ups | Ginsu | 76 |
| Burpees | Dark Helmet | 44 |
| 100 Yd BC Dash | Witch Hunt | 0:38 |
| 1 Mile | Sen Tressel | 6:38 |
| BTTW Timed | Olaf | 2:00 |
| 6 Inch Time | Crawdaddy | 2:01 |
| Burpee Chase | Jekyll | 3:06 |
Previous results for PAINtheon 1 and 1.5 can be found HERE and HERE
Announcements
-Hog & Coyote this Saturday Morning
-CAH River Float this Saturday Afternoon
Praise and Prayers
-Praise for Colombia Mission Trip Raising Funds at Bowling Tournament
-Prayers for Dark Helmet’s friend who is in hospice for prostate cancer
-Prayers for Families and the transition from School to Summer
Thanks again fellas! Always an honor!
Zima