Zombie Survival Training 2024

After a great deal of research it was time to train the PAX in the rules of surviving the zombie apocalypse
WARMUP:
Rule #7 – Limber up
Mosey around the concrete football field
10x Windmill
10x Cherry Picker
THE THANG:
Rule #1 – Cardio
Line up at the end of the painted field. PAX make their way across the field by alternating high knees and butt kickers.
PAX will drop to the ground for 2-count (always double-tap) mountain climbers equal to the count of the yard markers (ladder up to 50 and back down).

Rule #2 – Double Tap
DORA (done in pairs, double, double tap… yeah)
100 squat, 200 merkins, 300 LBC
Partner runs to 40 line and back

Rule #3 – Beware of Bathrooms
Al Gore for 60 seconds

Rule #7 – Travel Light
PAX will shuffle entire length of the painted field.

On the way down they will drop at every length marker for 10 double-count dying cockroach. (to fend off the zombies when they are forced to the ground).
On the way back they will drop to do 10 double-count flutters at every painted length marker.

Rule #17 – Don’t be a Hero
Bear crawl 4 lines (20 marker). Run back to the start adn back to the 20. Then bear crawl 4 lines (40 marker). Back to the start back to 40. Repeat until COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Lots of stuff going on. Happy Hour is doing a family 4k. There’s a Christmas party. Bourbon tasting. Convergences on Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve
COT:
Circle of TRUST. Not prayer chain. What’s on our hearts that affects US. We talked about things that affected us, difficulty in our lives that we deal with as men. Revealing truths that, if kept secret, erode our ability to be leaders.
F3 is not a Christian organization but CoT was ended in a prayer by a christian.

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CB 10.10.24

Warm-up lap around the parking lot.
COP exercises: SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Plank Stretches.
Next: Series of exercises with Rugby Sprints
Mosey to front of school for DORA 1-2-3 Merkins, Squats, LBCs
Returned back to COT with Burpee broad jumps, Inch worm merkins, lunge walk, reverse lunges, Sprint

Great job Guys!

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Hurrcane Coaches Box

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Stretches:
– L/R toe touch, middle
– Pretzel
– Quad

THE THANG:
arm workout with cindies – AmRAP
45 sec on, 15 rest
Circuit x2
– pull ups
– Curls
– Tris
– OH press
– Cactus squats

Burpee decelerator starting with 10 at the first, lunge walk to next, 9 burpees, etc…..

MARY:
Airborne’s hip flexors

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Cadence Calling Burpee Fest

WARMUP:
All in cadence
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 12 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 20 hillbilly walkers
Mosey around football field
– Karaoke, mosey, karaoke
– 10 incline merkins on curb in cadence
– Mosey around bus loop, toy soldiers
– 15 low slow squats in cadence
– Mosey, butt kickers, 10 mike Tyson’s in cadence, mosey, high knees, mosey to parking lot football field
THE THANG:
Count off by 3 and separate into teams. Each team member will call out the exercises in cadence for their team. When the exercise is complete, run to 20 yard line and do one burpee, then return to board and next person will call out the exercise in cadence, and run to the 40 yard line and do 2 burpees. This repeats until 100 yard line, where the team will complete 5 kraken burpees. Once completed, teams rotate stations.

Board 1:
– 10 Mike Tyson
– 15 low slow squats
– 20 plank jacks
– 25 Box cutters
– 30 calf raises
Board 2:
– 10 Diamond merkins
– 15 leg raises
– 10 Lunge left leg, 10 lunge right leg
– 25 Mountain climbers
– 30 Freddy Mercury
Board 3:
– 10 Merkins
– 15 Big boys
– 10 Side lunge left leg, 10 side lunge right leg
– 25 Monkey humpers
– 30 Chair crunches
Board 4:
– 10 Wide arm merkins
– 15 Squats
– 20 Carolina Dry dock
– 25 American hammers
– 30 Shoulder taps
 
Big Board:
20-yard line – 1 Burpee
40-yard line – 2 Burpees
60-yard line – 3 Burpees
80-yard line – 4 Burpees
100-yard line – 5 Kraken Burpees

MARY: None needed
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check your newsletter
COT:

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The Smokin Lucky 7

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Morrocon NC and Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG:
Phase 1- Cheese Shredder
Phase 2 – Partner Up: 100 Merkins, 200 Plank Jacks, 300 Shoulder Taps, and 400 Mountain Climbers; While the one Partner was doing the exercises, the other was running a lap around the parking lot.
Phase 3 – Lucky 7s: Burpees and Squats
MARY: American Hammers, Gas Pumpers, and your hospital name signature with both of your feet together.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

There really shouldn’t be a way to edit these… it will entice men like Dark Helmet to “adjust” them from time to time…

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Bord of Pain OG

WARMUP:
Run to back of school mixed in a few butt kickers, toy soldiers and high knees

THE THANG:
OG Board of pain with a twist. No one has ever and dare I say will never complete the board in 45 mins. With that being said, I cut all reps in half except for calf raises. With the at being said, no one finished, but Tesh was a couple exercises away.

50 burpees
150 calf raises
50 ski abs
50 merkins
50 squats
100 LBCs
50 CDD
50 American Hammers
50 Mac Tar Jai
50 Jump squats
50 Mtn climbers
100 shoulder press
50 Mary Catherine
100 hello dolly
50 wide arm merkins
50 squat jacks
50 nippler
50 burpees

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Next Play!

My SL bro had the Q stick for Soul2Sole this morning so we planned a mini convergence the night before…

WARMUP: Dynamic warmup including some mosey, some toy soldiers, high knees, and butt kickers

Then met with the Soul2Sole crew at entrance to football stadium and circled up for SSH, WM, IW, MNC, LSS all IC.

THE THANG: S2S brought their rucks and sandbags to the party so we utilized them in a mini-DORA.

5 groups of 3 PAX
50 burpees – while 2 of the PAX did overhead rifle carry up the hill with sandbag/ruck
100 squats – while 2 of the PAX did farmers carry up the hill with sandbag/ruck
150 merkins – while 2 of the PAX did bear hug carry up the hill with sandbag/ruck

arranged into 3 groups of 5 PAX and rotated throwing the sandbag up and down the hill

S2S left back to Kingsley about 540 so I had 20 minutes left

Headed for the steep hill that leads to the handicap parking/entrance to the football field

mosey to bottom – crawl bear to the top – bunny hops to the bottom – 20 LBC IC – sprint to the top – bear crawl to the bottom – NUR to the top – 20 flutters IC

mosey back toward COT with a few stops:
1. curb work including calf raises, dips, and curb taps all IC
2. parking lot work including walking lunges, reverse walking lunges, burpee broad jumps
3. Wall work including wall sits with MNC, and toe taps

MARY: about 30 seconds of plank moves including left and right arms to sky, 6in, and honeymooner

ANNOUNCEMENTS: survey, convergence sept 28, IronPAX

COT: yup

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Back to School

11 studs went back to school at The Coach’s Box for 12 rounds of 12 exercises. Here’s what we did.

Warm Up
– 12 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 12 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 12 Moroccan Night Clubs (IC)
– 12 Mountain Climbers (IC)
Mosey around the band practice lot

– 1st Grade: 12 Merkins
– 2nd Grade: 12 Merkins, 12 Squats
– 3rd Grade: 12 Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 LBCs
– 4th Grade: 12 Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins
– 5th Grade: 12 Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Calf Raises
– 6th Grade: 12 Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 American Hammers
– 7th Grade: 12 Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 American Hammers, 12 Diamond Merkins
– 8th Grade: 12 Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 American Hammers, 12 Diamond Merkins, 12 Lunges
– 9th Grade: 12 Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 American Hammers, 12 Diamond Merkins, 12 Lunges, 12 Freddies
– 10th Grade: 12 Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 American Hammers, 12 Diamond Merkins, 12 Lunges, 12 Freddies, 12 Ranger Merkins
– 11th Grade: 12 Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 American Hammers, 12 Diamond Merkins, 12 Lunges, 12 Freddies, 12 Ranger Merkins, 12 Jump Squats
– 12th Grade: 12 Merkins, 12 Squats, 12 LBCs, 12 Wide Arm Merkins, 12 Calf Raises, 12 American Hammers, 12 Diamond Merkins, 12 Lunges, 12 Freddies, 12 Ranger Merkins, 12 Jump Squats, 12 Boxcutters

Final count: 144 Merkins, 132 Squats, 120 LBCs, 108 Wide Arm Merkins, 96 Calf Raises, 84 American Hammers, 72 Diamond Merkins, 60 Lunges, 48 Freddies, 36 Ranger Merkins, 24 Jump Squats, 12 Box Cutters, and .84 miles

NMM
Throughout the workout, we stopped and talked about our favorite teachers throughout school. We talked about what made them great and how they shaped who we are today. Some leaders set the example for what you want to become, while others set the example of what to avoid. We have the same opportunity daily with our children. We should strive to be the best example possible. Keep pushing yourself for betterment and your children will see the example they should follow.

Aye!
IJ

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