Recon Ranger… Life of Danger…

  • QIC: Dark Helmet
  • When: 10/13/16
  • Pax: Maximus, Bonsai, Kenyan (Respect), Witch Hunt, Royale, Shady, DaVinci, Dark Helmet (QIC)
  • Posted In: Abyss, Quagmire, The Deep, The Swamp

Lake Wylie continues to expand (but don’t think that means you shouldn’t be EHing guys, because you should) and so it’s come time to explore the possibility of a Thursday workout. With that in mind… A few stupid brave souls came to the Bowl ‘n’ Bounce to see what there was to do…

The Thang:
Warm up with a little jog (and a little stumble) around the shops with a little dynamic stretching.
Then we circled up for some windmills, IWs, SSHs, Merkins, etc.

Head to the front of the BnB for some foolishness:
Every two pillars there was an exercise written on the ground to be performed. Complete the line, then plank for the 6. (These are not in order, but I don’t remember the order… so there’s that…)
Alternate Bear Crawl then Crab Walk to each of the exercise stops along the way:
20 Merkins
10 Burpees
10 Squat Jumps
20 Hello Dollies
20 American Hammers
20 CDDs
and a couple of others I can’t remember…
After the 6 is in, partner up and carry back to the start, switching halfway along.

Rinse and repeat, except this time, alternate partner carries along the exercise stops.
After the 6 is in, grab your partner, do 5 partner squats then carry halfway and flapjack.

I think after that we did some horrible wall things and some Mary…

NMM:
So earlier, I said that there was a slight stumble. This was a lie… Coming around the side of the buildings in the dark, I ate it. HARD. I couldn’t tell if it was grass starting, or possibly a curb? Royale knew, and he got to about “CUR-” before I went sliding across the asphalt. I scraped my knee and my chin, did something terrible to my right shoulder (it still hurts), and also bruised my pride a little. After I stopped screaming like a little girl, and the Pax realized that I was ok, the barrage began of making fun. It’s why I love you all… It was cut short, however, by a woman calling out in the darkness “I’m just feeding the cats! I’m just feeding the cats!” I think we probably scared that poor lady half to death. We never saw her, just heard this disembodied voice “I’m just feeding the cats!”
8 guys come running around the corner in the dark at 0515… I’m thinking I’d have to check my shorts… I hope she was ok after that, but clearly, we startled her. Note for next time, which you’d think I would know by now, if you are in unfamiliar territory… YA MIGHT WANT A HEADLAMP. I’ve never claimed to be smart…

Helmet, out…

 

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