Category: Varsity

A Beatdown Unlike Any Other

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Wanted to put together some fun as a tribute to Masters weekend. Pulled a few ideas from other regions in years past and put together a Masters themed weinke.

Warmup

Per typical golf warmup routine….very minimal.

Divot Fixers (Cherry Pickers)
Back Rotations aka “This Thingy Right Here”
Touch Your Toes 3 or 4 Times
Let It Rip

Moseyed to football field to start “Round of 18”. Wind prohibited setting up “tee markers” beforehand, so carried them with us as we went along.

The Thang

18 Holes of Pain
Burpees each hole = 1 x hole par (Par 4 = 4 burpees)
Chance to shave a stroke (burpee) each hole by answering trivia question correctly
Exercise reps = Hole par x 10
Run distance of yardage to next tee (1st two numbers only. 430 yards = 43 yards)
72 burpees total
720 exercise reps total
.43 miles of yardage covered

1 – Par 4 – 455 Yards – Merkins
2 – Par 5 – 575 Yards – LBCs
3 – Par 4 – 350 Yards – Monkey Humpers
4 – Par 3 – 240 Yards – Squats
5 – Par 4 – 495 Yards – American Hammers
6 – Par 3 – 180 Yards – Diamond Merkins
7 – Par 4 – 450 Yards – Plank Jacks
8 – Par 5 – 570 Yards – Air Chair
9 – Par 4 – 460 Yards – Shoulder Taps

10 – Par 4 – 495 Yards – Mountain Climbers
11 – Par 4 – 505 Yards – Moroccan Night Clubs
12 – Par 3 – 155 Yards – Lunges
13 – Par 5 – 510 Yards – Flutters
14 – Par 4 – 440 Yards – Carolina Dry Docks
15 – Par 5 – 530 Yards – Calve Raises
16 – Par 3 – 170 Yards – Wide Arm Merkins
17 – Par 4 – 440 Yards – Good Mornings
18 – Par 4 – 465 Yards – Dollys

Timing worked out great. Had a chance to hit a few shots at the end to add a few more exercises. Great crowd and mumblechatter.

Mary: Yes

Announcements: AMRAP 4 Autism, 4/27 Burpees, Mike Doty Run at Winthrop

Prayers/Praises: Praises for PAX/fellowship

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There’s that smell again…

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Started with a mosey run. Then a warmup circle:
Warm up with: SSHs, windmills, imperial walkers, Moroccan n/c, Low slow squats, big arm circles, peterparkers, plank stretches. Count of 15 reps I/C.
Run

The Thangs
Thang 1: Mountain Climber relays
Run to line 1 and do 20 mtn climbers
Run to base line
Run to line 2 and do 30 mtn climbers
Run to baseline
Run to line 3 and do 40 mtn climbers
Run to base line

Thang 2: Interval routine. Had a Nirvana playlist going, 30 years since Kurt Cobain’s suicide.
Three sets:
Set A: Do the below 32 seconds on, 10 sec standing rest in between
Merkins
Cherry Pickers
Squats (w/ Block)
Dips
Bobby hurleys
Set B: Do the below 40 seconds on, 15 sec rest in between
LBC
Derkins
American Hammers
Curls (w/ block)
Mountain Climbers
Set C: Do the below 45 seconds on, 20 sec standing rest in between
Burpees
Imp Walkers
Squat Jumps
Lunges
SSH

Thang 3: Pull up bar assembly line
Nine pull up bars. First one: 4 pull ups, second: 5 thrusters using cindy, third: 6 knees to chest. The sequence repeats. Pax go down the line and end up doing the sequence three times; bear crawl back to the start and do 7 squats with the block. Then get back in the pull bar sequence again.

Mary.
fini
COT

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Burpees & Bunionettes

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WARMUP: Moseyed the COT parking lot for approx. 5 minutes picking up late arriving PAX and mixing in BKs, HKs, Karaoke, Mike Tysons, and bear crawling. At 5 min in we stopped and completed 25 SSHinCadence. Warm up complete.
THE THANG: Dora 2.0 – Took the PAX to the hill by the pullup bars and asked them to partner up. Partner #1 runs down the hill to the stop sign, completes 5 Burpees, and then runs back to the top of the hill to meet up with Partner #2 who was performing the selected exercise. Both guys walk over to the pullup bars where Cindys were available. Partner #1 completes 10 pullups and then hangs on the bar until Partner #2 completes 15 KB swings with Cindy. SWITCH! Once the team completes 1 set of pullups and KB swings each they return to the street to continue the Dora.
3 Exercises for the DORA:
100 – Diamond Merkins
150 – Alt. Lunges
200- American Hammers
If my memory serves me correctly we made 9 trips to the bars during the DORA.
MARY: Planking and Praising – Made it back to COT with a few minutes left so asked the PAX to move into a straight arm plank position. Asked the PAX to tell us something they are thankful for while holding the plank position. This took about 1 1/2 minutes. Then asked the PAX to lift their right hand off the ground while holding the plank position. Did this for each arm and leg for 15 seconds each. Then asked PAX to lift right hand and left leg off the ground while holding the plank position. Did this for both sides and held it for 10 seconds. Held normal plank for a little longer to reach 3 minutes. DONE!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Warning -more SawDust foot pics coming soon, Saturday Convergence/Invergence, Daffodil hike
COT: From my experience the men of The Fort are good at praying for others and asking for prayer for others. Very seldom do I hear something vulnerable/transparent about what’s going on internally, personal struggles with the PAX. So, asked each PAX to be vulnerable and share something that they are struggling with currently. Lifted me up to hear men share their hearts/struggles and hear other men immediately offer words of wisdom, encouragement, and comfort. Thanks for sharing fellas!

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Oil Change

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WARMUP: SSH, Windmill, LSS
THE THANG: Bearcrawled from COT to the starting point.
The first workout was the Longest Mile:
• 10 Burpees
• 100 meter Run
• 10 Air Squats
• 100 meter Run
• 10 Push-Ups
• 100 meter Run
• 10 Sit-Ups
• 100 meter Run

Second Workout was a modified Nine Eagles using cinderblocks :

• 11 Merkins
• 11 Lunges (total)
• 11 Overhead Press
• 11 Overhead Squat
• 11 Swings
• 11 Flutter Kicks w/ Press (4 count)
• 11 Mountain Climbers (4 count)
• 11 V-Ups
• 11 Bent over Rows
Farmer carry cinder block 200 meters

Repeat list x6 ( got through 3-4 round before running out of time)

MARY: LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter, Community check presentation at the Print Shop this Sat and Convergence next Sat.
COT: Closed in prayer

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Casualties and Ammo cans at the Varsity

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WARMUP: Frankenstein walk, Butt Kickers, Knees to chest walk
THE THANG: 6 Stations of kettle bells and dumbbells sand bags ranging from 5lbs to 55lbs
Each HIM starts at a station conducts 5 HR Merkin 5 SQT 5 American Hammer that will increase by 5 each proceeding station when they arrive. Carry the weight around the 1/3 mile parking lot loop when your grip fails place weight down and do a lap back to the weight until you return
MARY: 30 second low Merkin hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Bear Crawl & ABS

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WARMUP: Mosey around parking lot and end at the pullup bars. 20 EA. SSH, 15 EA Windmills, 15 EA Goofballs
THE THANG:
Thang #1 (5 rounds)
5 EA Pullups, 10 Curls (w/ block) , 15 Overhead Press (w/ block)
Run to bottom of the hill and 2 Burpees at stop sign.
Mosey to band lot in front of high school.
Thang #2 Bear Crawl & ABS
Bear Crawl 10 yards and add an exercise each time.
10 Hells to Heaven
20 Flutters
30 LBC’s
40 Shoulder Taps
50 American Hammers
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read the newsletter
COT:

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Cindy’s Flipboard of Pain

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WARMUP: Get 2 blocks. Take to the parking lot and drop one, then carry the other to the far side of the lot. Indian run back to pick up the people who forgot that we started at 0515. Circle up for SSH, Morracan Night Clubs, Windmills and Merkins.
THE THANG:
Round 1

10 Merkins
15 Squats w/ Block
20 Overhead Press

Sprint to the Other Side of Lot

10 Burpees WITH CLAP AT TOP
15 Bentover Rows Each Arm
20 Curls

Sprint to the Other Side of Lot

Rinse & Repeat

Round 2

10 WWII Big Boys w/ Block
15 Flutters with Block Overhead
20 Chest Press

Sprint to the Other Side of Lot

10 Thrusters
15 Straight Arm Lifts
20 American Hammers
Sprint to the Other Side of Lot

Rinse & Repeat

Take the blocks back

Since we were running out of time, but too much time to go back and just Mary, we did 6’s at the hill. Sawdust picked burpees and Bluey picked merkins. Burpees at the top of the hill and merkins at the bottom. Then 1 more burpee when everyone was finished at the top and back to COT.
MARY: Ran out of time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read Your Newsletter. Saw Dust planting seeds for a rafting trip down the river and Daisy (or Daffodil) walk through a gorge.
COT: Prayers and praises that stay in COT.

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