@F3TheFort Fitness Test 04/22/14

4/22/2014 1-Mile Pull-UP Push-UP-60 sec LBC-60 sec
Fun House 6:17 4 40 56
MacGyver 6:26 10 54 85
Senator 6:35 15 46 51
WWL 6:40 20 46 56
Maximus 6:51 15 42 51
Audit 6:55 17 42 61
Decibel 7:16 10 52 52
CSPAN 7:17 6 42 62
Menthol 7:19 5 69 59
Repeat 7:25 10 53 63
Deacon 7:27 20 101 70
Tatanka 7:29 8 45 48
Beast 7:37 7 31 48
Pebbles 7:48 14 51 49
Chicken Hawk 7:54 18 45 62
Freebird 8:00 7 20 71
Package 8:00 21 38 51
Atticus 8:01 5 57 50
White Lightning 8:05 2 32 62
Green wave 8:10 8 38 60
Cable Guy 8:33 12 45 74
Corn Hole 8:51 5 38 48
Crab Cakes 8:52 0 17 45
Trucker 9:21 17 45 60
Cake Boss 10:08 3 38 48

Strong words by brother Fun House on his one year party with F3, proud of him for bringing his bricks to his own party.

Check the weekly email for all of the items I am too busy to type here.

We will do this again around July, always work to improve your scores, your body is a temple, build it strong

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And then there were 2…

Golden Corral had a large group this soggy Tuesday morning compared to the Block Party at W.E.P.  I walked out the door at 0455 to be greeted by a pretty strong rain only to have it turn to a few drops by 0515.  So when I embarked on W.E.P. to see CSPAN as the only other member of the PAX this AM, it had me even more amped to beat the rain.

The Thang:
3/4 lap around W.E.P.
SSH x 40
Dead Lift x 20
Squat x 25
Moroccan Night Club x 25
Drill Bits with 10 Jump Squats, 20 Merkins, 30 Hello Dolley’s at each
Bear Crawl from park sign to first tree (20yds)
Reverse Lunge Back to sign
Bear Crawl back to first tree (20yds)
Side Lunch Back to Sign
Jack Webb 1×4 for a total of 10×40
X’s & O’s x 15
Slow Freddy’s x 15
V-Up x 12
Slow Russian Twist x 20
Mak Tar Jah x 20
Super Belly x 20 then pull the cord and hold it for a 15 count
SSH x 20

COT:
It was my honor to lead a Marine in an early morning workout. Had I not been Q’ing this morning, I might’ve sad-clowned or even fart-sacked. God had other plans. Keep the PAX in prayers, especially those going through challenging times and life transitions. They may not always speak them but they’re there.

See you next time.
Maximus

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It’s a Block Party, not a Pity Party

12 pax posted at Block Party to expand their lungs and stretch their legs on a pain-filled dash around downtown Fort Mill.

The Thang

Short jog to center of WEP

Warm up routine across park toward Springs buildings — lunge walk, backward lunge walk, walking Imperial walker, karaoke left, karaoke right, squats

Run along 160 to parking lot between Springs buildings —  plank sequence, 15x burpees OYO, Freddie Mercurys

Run to flags at Memorial Park – Sumo squats, Pledge of Allegiance (thanks, CSPAN!)

Run to Confederate Park downtown — People’s chair, 10x wall donkey kicks (rinse and repeat), 15x Hello Dolly

Run to Main Street — curb step ups, backward curb step ups, 10x staggered curb merkins (R/L)

Run to church parking lot on Tom Hall — 10x CCDs, 10x Jumping lunge, 25x Flutter

Run to church steps — Partner up for Sweet Baby Jesus

Run to parking lot near police station — 10x Monkey Humpers (aka The Miley)

Run to playground at Memorial Park — 15x Parker Peters, bear crawl sequence over hills and around playground interspersed w/lunge walk

Run home and follow RB’s lead of burpees OYO until all pax return

COT

Moleskin

The theme today was “No excuses.”  While sitting in the chiropractor’s office late Mon talking through my fitness activity of recent weeks I became disgusted at the long list of excuses — bad weather, work travel, late nights of work, family conflicts, family travel, nagging leg injury, unending sinus issues.  Pathetic!  The cure was locked in already — the chance to Q at Block Party.  Though the Excuse Monster was roaring in my ear at the point my alarm sounded, the opportunity to lead the pax today rallied me.

We sucked in plenty of gloom today and turned up the sweat!  Great job by all — keeping the pace, staying on the move, chattering away the pain and swampy weather.  Better than ground work in the mud at WEP after Monday’s rain!

Don’t forget the cereal challenge — more fiber, less burpees!

 

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Cereal Drive Challenge

 

The Fort PAX,

Back in the late Fall we did a Food Drive for the Ft Mill Care center. The PAX collected just over 200lbs of food to be donated to the center. Well Done!

We are now going to ask you…..no I Challenge you to step up again in this way.

It will not be a long drawn out food drive, but a precise strategic special operations maneuver just right for men to accomplish.

A CEREAL DRIVE!!

cereal

Beneficiary: The Children’s Attention Home (Home for abused and Neglected kids)

  • The home houses, feeds, clothes and educates 42 kids
  • Kids eat….a lot!
  • They love cereal and not the yucky kind. Seriously…they specifically asked for the Good Stuff we all loved as kids.

Details:

  •  What: Each man to bring 5 boxes of cereal with goal of 250 plus from the PAX (See Challenge)
  • Where: Bring to any workout and turn in to the “Who” pax members
  • When: Now through Saturday April 12, (4/2-4/12)
  • Why: First step in building relationship with Children’s Attention Home
  • Who: Chicken Hawk, Senator Tressel, Cake Boss will collect items

The Challenge:

  • PAX goal is 250 boxes collected (approximately 4 boxes per man)
  • For every box short of 250 the PAX will do 1 burpee
    • For math majors 200 boxes collected – 250 goal = 50 burpees
    • Better 251 plus collects – 250 goal = HAPPY KIDS AND HAPPY PAX!!
    • Peer Pressure is encouraged!

 

Let’s get it done!!

 

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We survived “The Big Nasty” and knocked out the shadowman!

14 PAX posted at WEP for a boxing bout with the shadowman.  Last Saturday Santini introduced us to the shadowman and challenged us to not live in the shadows of our bodies but to live the way god intended us to live.  Be Strong, Be Courageous, Be Bold!  Dont hang back in the shadows.  Well this morning we were here to knock the shadowman out for good.

The Thang:

A Quick COP in the parking lot led by CSPAN consisting of SSH, Imperial Walkers, and Slow Squats.

Mosey 150 yards and another COP consisting of SSH, Mountain Climbers, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters and Marine Corp Pushups

Mosey another 150 yards to the WEP red light district  and another COP consisting of SSH, Mountain Climbers, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters and Marine Corp Pushups.

Hand off to Audit and mosey through the trails to the longest, steepest hill I could find.  AKA “The Big Nasty”

Partner up:

Round 1: Partner 1: 3 hill sprints with 5 merkins at the top of each one, Partner 2: Air boxing jabs and rib shots.  FlapJack

Round 2: Partner 1: 3 hill sprints with 5 merkins at the top of each one, Partner 2: Air boxing jabs and hooks.

Round 3: Partner 1: 3 hill sprints with 5 merkins at the top of each one, Partner 2: Air boxing constant upper cuts.

Round 4: Each partner did 4 hill sprints with 5 merkins at the top of each one rotating after each hill sprint.  When it wasnt your turn to hill sprint you were doing burpees.

Mosey back to WEP parking lot and circle up for the final knock out punch.

1 minute of jabs and uppercuts as fast as you could punch followed by a final right hook to knock out the shadowman for good.

Mosey to COT.

Deuteronomy 31:6

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.”

 
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A lesson on endurance in more than one way

11 PAX posted at WEP for the 0515 block party.  I promised a beatdown on Monday night so I knew we must have some heavy endurance excercises.
The Thang:
Mosey almost a full lap around WEP to Warm up and circle up by the playground by the statue:
SSH x 15
Mountain Climbers x 10 hold it
Merkins x 10 hold it
Parker Peters x 10
Low Slow Squat x 10
Fast SSH x 20
Mosey to the part of the field where the jacobs ladder hill is:

Partner up and line up facing the hill about 300yds out (Im not good with distance so it could be shorter or further)

Partner 1: Sprint to the top of the hill and back
Partner 2: Do burpees until partner 1 gets back and then rotate

When partner 2 gets back both partners bear crawl to tree #2 (270yds away from the hill)
Repeat Partner sprints and burpees then bear crawling to tree 3 (250 yds away).  Repeat sprints and burpees and then bear crawl to tree # 4 (230 yds away).  Repeat sprints and burpees and then bear crawl back to tree # 3 (250 yds away).  Repeat sprints and burpees and then bear crawl back to tree # 2 (270 yds away).  Repeat sprints and burpees and then bear crawl back to tree # 1 (300 yds away).  Repeat sprints and burpees and then plank until all PAX have finished.

Mosey to the Playground keeping your same partner:

2 sets for each partner:
Partner 1 does 10 pull ups while partner 2 runs a lap around the playground.  Rotate.

2 sets for each partner:
Partner 1 does bench jumps until partner 2 runs a lap around the playground. Rotate.

Mosey back into the field for ab lab:
Each PAX was able to pick a exercise and call the cadence.  I cant remember them all but I promise our abs were burning.

Mosey to COT

Romans 5:3-5
More than that, we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, and endurance produces character, and character produces hope, and hope does not put us to shame, because God’s love has been poured into our hearts through the Holy Spirit who has been given to us.

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Fort Tournament Challenge

PAX –
Who is up for a March Madness tournament challenge?  For all those interested, join us on the ESPN “F3 The Fort” Group and complete a bracket.  PAX are encouraged to complete one or as many as necessary to advance their chances.  
 
Each bracket will be $ 10……..Winner will have the honor of picking up the 1st round of drinks at the next 2nd F and donating his proceeds to F3 Foundation or FM Charity of his choice.  
 
I hate to say it, but I will have to pull for Florida.  Painstaking, but better than Duke.
  
The ESPN group name and password are below.      
Menthol

This message is from Jay Neal who is challenging you to play Tournament Challenge on ESPN.com.

Get in on the excitement of this year’s NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. Compete against other fans as you fill out a bracket and earn points for every correct pick! Come out on top and you could win a $10,000 Best Buy gift card. Get a group together and earn plenty of bragging rights among your friends by winning it all. Best of all, it’s free to play and win.

Get in the action now:
http://games.espn.go.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/en/group?groupID=439501&groupp=aWxvdmVtZXJraW5zA&invitesource=email&inviteuser=NDcwNDM1NTM3A&ex_cid=invite-email-tcmen

Group:           F3 – The Fort
Password:     ilovemerkins

Here’s what else they had to say:     “We are a strong as the strongest man when we stand together, arm to arm, locking shields”……..Dredd.

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#STAYONTHEPATHMYFRIEND

10 PAX posted at The Block Party for a wet and soggy Tuesday morning presentation by CSPAN.

The Thang:

The theme today was the number 6, and attempting to stay on the path. This was a great analogy today because the WEP grass was a soggy wet bog of Scottish standards, and holding each other accountable and keeping your partner on the path.

We did a long walking warm-up around the park stretching and trying to break the chill in the air.

At the drill bit near the playground we assembled together to complete the drill bit circuit. We would complete the first 3 bits together and the next 3 bits at your own pace.

6 of each exercise:

Lap 1 = Burpee, squat, LBC, merkin, monkey humper, and flutter.

Lap 2 = SSH, squat, seal jack, dive bomber, Russian twist and Freddie Mercury

Mosey to COP / COT

Circle up for AB Lab Pro

10 of each exercise, everyone called their own cadence.  Tatanka pleased the crowd with superman on the parking lot. Justifiers did not appreciate low quality pavement of WEP

Naked Man Moleskin

Stay in tune with the weekly email from THE FORT

Wednesday at NAFO

Chicken & Wisdom Friday Morning with Cake Boss

Drink plenty of water and remember to be a better man today than you were yesterday. Stay on the path my friends…I will bring out the workout I had planned once the grass returns to solid form.

CSPAN-over & out

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How long can you jump?

15 dedicated PAX posted at WEP for a beatdown with incentives for jumping far.

The Thang:

Short Jog to warm up

Circle up:

  •                  SSH x 10
  •                  Mountain Climbers x 10
  •                  Low Slow Squats x 10
  •                  Fast SSH x 15

Mosey to the straight strip of grass by the WEP sign:

Long Jump for 100 yds with a burpee in between each long jump.  Once the finish line was reached each person did 1 merkin for how ever many long jumps it took to get to the finish line.

example: 50 long jumps = 50 merkins at the finish line (Incentive to jump far means less merkins at the end)

Long Jump back 100 yds with one dive bomber in between each long jump.  Once the finish line was reached each person did 1 jumping lunge for how ever many long jumps it took to get to the finish line.

Mosey to the big hill and partner up for relay suicides:

3 Sets for each partner:

Partner 1: Sprint half way up the hill do 5 decline merkins, sprint back, then sprint all the way up the hill and do 5 decline merkins, sprint back and switch:

Partner 2: LBC’s while partner 1 is doing the first half of the suicide, Freddy Mercury’s while partner 1 is doing the second half of the suicide.

Mosey to little kids soccer goals for shuttle run sprints:

4 Sets:

Line up across mid field.  Sprint to 1st soccer goal, turn and sprint back to 2nd soccer goal, turn and sprint back to the 1st goal again.

Line back up across mid field for Jump Lunge countdown (200 total jump lunges):

20 Jump Lunges in cadence (80 total lunges)

5 Jump Lunges in cadence (60 total lunges)

10 Jump Lunges in cadence (40 total lunges)

5   Jump Lunges in cadence (20 total lunges)

3 minutes of long slow leg stretches and then sprint to COT:

Galatians 6:14 May I never boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, through which the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world.

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I’ve got your dive bomber and I’ll raise you a super belly

10 strong PAX braved the 21 degree cold for a early morning beat down including a couple new exercises.

The divebomber – http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ttk8RdiIHzA

The super belly – http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5V43AiNbK0&autoplay=1

The Thang:

Short jog to start.

Circle up:  SSH x 20

Low slow squat x 20

Next up: “minute clinic”. 

One minute per exercise with no breaks.

One minute of merkins

One minute of carolina dry docks

One minute of dive bombers

One minute of Jack Webb claps

One minute of plank

3 sets of those 5 exercises for a total of 15 minutes.

Audit hands off to Maximus

Circle Up:

Jump Squats x 20

Wind Mills x 20

(Slow) X’s & O’s x 15

(Slow) Russian Twist x 25

Mosey to the first/big hill:

Bunny Hop up the hill

Jumping Lunge @ the top x 10ea leg

Jog Down

REPEAT

Ab Lab:

Grave Digger x 15ea side

(Slow) Super Belly x 15

(Slow) Super Back x 15

Line Up side by side:

Walking Lunge for about 50 yards and back

Side Lunge 5 right, 10 left, 5 right

Chopping Squats (Think the football drill where you chop your feet then drop to the ground for a pushup.  Insert a squat instead)

Mountain Rollers x 5, 5, 5, 5

Seal Situps x 20

Short mosey to COT:

1 Corinthians 6:19 “Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own”.

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