The BERT
WARMUP: very slow windmills, very slow low slow squats, IW, Morrocan nightclubs
THE THANG: 2 rounds of suicides with LBCs at the end of each, 5 rounds of rugby sprints, mossy to oil change back lot for 2 rounds of step ups and dips, mossy to HT wall for merkin murders (first pax run to opposite wall and back while all PaX do merkins, and then move down the line). Missy back for 2 more rounds of rugby sprints, then 5 min of Mary
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Walker and his family loss, patience, schools, health
Warmup:
Warmarama around the HT including the bad smell including standard COP exercises and burpees
Dirty McDeuce stolen from F3 Sarasota
Warm-up began with short mosey to church parking lot. Some pax were lucky enough to carry a sandbag. Teams of three were formed, luckily we had just enough to form six teams. Seven rounds of exercises, team members rotated to each exercise. The first exercise (motion) acted as the clock. Once complete, rotate to next exercise.
Round Motion Exercise 1 Exercise 2
1 Run to church Squat with SB SSHs
2 Sandbag carry H/R Merkin LBCs
3 Inch Worm merkins Flutter/press Calf Raise
4 Sandbag toss Shoulder Taps Jump Squats
5 Burpee Broad Jump Diamond Merkin S. Press
6 Lunge walk w/bag Carolina Dry Dock Hello Dollies
7 Bear Crawl Man Maker American H
Most got through round 6, need to adjust cone distance or save the workout for 1hr.
Great job everyone!
We spent most of our time on challenges that @Mainframe “could have accomplished 20 years ago.”
Notes: @Peta needs a side career doing voice overs
@Joe Lyons (F3 Long Duck) is actually from GA, which makes the bulldog thing understandable
@Slapshot and @fishstix stayed towards the 6 to make YHC feel like the workout was challenging
@SouptoNuts brought a co-worker (Joe Blow) along to commiserate. He name dropped @Royale_F3
@photobomb and @Badlands were psychic on the lack of running and got more in on their own. For an extra fee, they’ll do tarot card readings
@Sprocket is considering building a company based around puzzles of Mark Rothko paintings
@Shady & @Esso seemed enamored with how many picnic benches you can fit under an awning
Kept it light on running as recovering from giving blood apparently takes me a long while. Spent a lot of time on mobility and leg exercises. And hey, you can learn a lot on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuLyss7FkFc
The pistol squats after a ton of lunge walking pissed guys off. 🙂
WARMUP: mosey to Grace presby with various exercises including burpees sprinkled in to honor the site q
THE THANG: 7 rounds of 7 and 23’s – burpees and LBC’s or squats depending on proximity to the dumpster. After comments and chatter about oderiferous emanations we moseyed to the office park for 5 rounds of 10-10-10-5: squats, flutters, hand release merkins and burpees.
Mosey at 0557 to COT for a 0600 arrival
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: YHTBT
COT:5th core principle
Thanks for the callout, Slapshot. Always an honor to lead.
Gratefully,
Cyclops
WARMUP: Lap around the parking lot. SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Plank Stretches
THE THANG:
The Accumulator:
Do the exercise and take a lap around the parking lot. Rinse and Repeat, accumulating each exercise.
10 Merkins – 20 Flutter Kicks – 20 Squats – 30 Plank Punches – 20 LBC’s – 20 Carolina Dry Docks – 10 Burpees
We had addition time to do two more rounds, dropped the burpees and Carolina Dry Docks.
Great Job Everyone!
WARMUP: run, stretch, etc
THE THANG: deck of cards
Spade ♠️ = squats
Heart ❤️ = merkins
Diamond ♦️ = dips
Club = step ups
Jack = 10 burpees
Queen = 25 LBCs
King 👑 = bear crawl around circle
Ace = player choice
Joker = Slapshot Says!!!!!
MARY: no we ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIM camp
COT: Fishsticks won poker with 3 of a kind (thanks to pulling two joker wild cards)
WARMUP: Mosey to the Walgreens parking lot. Did some MNC, HBW, PP, Plank, MC and Down/Up dog.
THE THANG: 1st wall at Walgreens with sits and off the wall 3 merkins. then, balls to the wall with 3 merkins. Repeat. Run to the Dunkin parking lot to use the pillars to repeat the same work but added wall mekins. Run to the new Tire company for more wall work and worked in some burpees. For fun, we completed a Jackweb on a grassy knoll. Ran to the old YMCA to repeat wall work and finally to Harris Teater for final wall work. Ran back to COT.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 dads tomorrow
COT: Prayers for travel mercies, a mothers health, good life, family stress and praise for new jobs and better health!
WARMUP: gave a quick disclaimer, started with some SSH, windmills and up/down dog. Moseyed around the parking lot to loosen up and get the PAX ready for the beat down.
THE THANG:
Ascending exercises shown below. With a lap around the small parking area we were near in between each completed set.
10 wine mixers
10 WM + 20 LBCs
10 WM + 20 LBCs + 30 CDD
…+ 40 walking lunges
…+ 50 Freddie mercuries
…+ 40 calf raises
…+ 30 dips
…+ 20 merkins
…+ 10 burpees
Some got to burpees, but we ran out of time and headed back to COT at 6:01.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter, blood drive
COT: prayer for items that stay in COT