- QIC: Casey Kasem
- When: 06/02/2026
- Pax: Blue, Bonsai, Casey Kasem, Clickbait, Dojo, Double D, Dr. Salukis, McHale, Minuteman, oldbay, Sofrito, Spike, Super-G
- Posted In: Dawn Patrol
WARMUP: we don't need no stinkin warmup
THE THANG:
This workout is based on the Miracle Mile routine.
Base exercises at each station:
Big Boys
Merkins
Burpees
Monkey Humpers
1st station – amphitheater – 1 rep each
2nd station – White/Ardrey – 2 reps each
3rd station – playground – 3 reps each
4th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 4 reps each
5th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each
6th station – restrooms – 6 reps each
7th station – amphitheater – 7 reps each, plus wall sits/bomb jacks
8th station – White/Ardrey – 8 reps each, plus 25 shoulder presses
9th station – playground – 9 reps each, plus 25 dips
10th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 8 reps each (audible – begin reverse Fibonacci countdown), plus 25 gas humpers
11th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each, plus 25 overhead claps
Mosey to Calhoun gazebo
Group 1 – bear crawl or lunge to tractor in the parking lot, Nur back to start
Group 2 – Curb Alperts AMRAP
Groups switch places
Next round – shoulder taps AMRAP
Next round – dips AMRAP
Mosey to 12th station – restrooms – 3 reps each
Return to COT – some did 2 reps and 1 rep to close it out. The rest of us had enough at that point (who made up this workout, anyway?)
MARY: throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, trash pick-up, and a July 4 convergence teaser
COT: prayers for family health, and a praise for family health as well, parental care, patience in marriage