Tic-Tac-Two was enough

WARMUP: motivator, imperial walkers, up/down dog, side stretches, windmill

THE THANG:
1) music: Mama Said Knock You Out – FFDP (2:45) → Plank Jacks in between Catch Phrase O’ Pain (CPOPs)
CPOP: “Mama said knock you out”  – do a Mike Tyson Pushup

2) Tic-Tac-BRICK

3) agility ladder
5-Each/Nur back
1 foot Forward hop (R/L)
2 foot side hops
1 foot side hop (R/L)
Merkin crabwalk (R/L)
Icky Shuffle
Hopscotch
scissor shuffle (R/L)
Alt. Sit through and turn

MARY: LBC‘s

ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes… Things were announced, also stuff, additionally, some items.

COT: held, caressed(?), and prayed for

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Are you not entertained?

WARMUP: right to business, broke out into two teams

THE THANG: 4 levels of action:
Round 1) work you way through exercises by flipping over papers, you either advance, go back, or go back to start and have to redo the exercises.
– squats
– American hammers
– Lbc
– Burpees
– Merkins
– ANd more

Round 2) cinder block relay/dora. Teams had to go end to end with the blocks and a KB and use the KB as the baton for the next guy.

Round 3) card sharks, every card had a work out associated, you needed to guess if the next card is higher or lower and do the workout, if you guess wrong you do the exercise and guess again.

Round 4) sandbag relay with man maker stops.

Hats off to Barkey, Brawny, and Conundrum for taking the crown!

MARY: LBC, Box Cutter, flutters, heels to heaven and others

ANNOUNCEMENTS: kitchen sink tomorrow, hog and coyote

COT: prayers and praises

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Memorial Day continuation

WARMUP: mosey with ssh and merkins
THE THANG: Modified combination of the Danny Dietz and Matthew Axleson hero wods. Lots of running. Lots of reps.
MARY: only a little
ANNOUNCEMENTS: some
COT: yes

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Fire At The Colosseum

WARMUP: Mosey to small parking lot at entrance, then SSH, Windmill, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan NC, and Strawberry Pickers and Mosey back to blue benches
THE THANG: At blue benches, we did 3 Rounds of Merkins, Incline Merkins, and Derkins starting with 5 reps each, then 10 reps, and ended at 15 reps. Then we Mosey to the basketball courts and performed 7s with Burpees and Jump Squats with the mode of transportation being a bear crawl and then Mosey back. After, we picked up a boulder and performed curls, Lunges with a twist, and chest press started at a light pole with 5 reps each, then walked to the next pole and did 10 reps of the same, and finished at the third pole with 15 reps. On the way back we stopped at each pole and did triceps with reps starting at 5, then 10, and finished at 15. After putting down the boulder, we Mosey back to COT.
MARY: She did not appear, as she had too much fun the night before at Cinco de Mayo.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Ab destroyer

WARMUP: SSH, low slow squats, MNC

THE THANG: Grab a rock, 5 man maker buy in
5 light poles, LBC’s, X & O’s, V Up’s, HTH, Big Boys round of 20, 15, 10 & 5

MARY: She was in the car with <@USBP08L1G>

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Prayer and a praise from everyone

COT: Flutters

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What’s a Walkin’ Merkin!?

WARMUP: Side-straddle hop, Strawberry pickers, Plank to down dog calf stretches, from plank Left arm to the sky with some hip dips, Right arm to the sky with some hip dips
THE THANG:
– Run 1/2 Mile – around the MS drop-off loop, up to the flag by the Elementary School drop off loop, pause and salute the flag, down the hill at Dave Gibson and back up to base camp at the top of the hill by school entrance; Partner up
– 100 Sumo squats, with partner run down the hill and back to 3 curb burpees and swap.
– 100 Walkin’ Merkins!!!, partner run down the hill and back to 3 curb burpees and swap.
– 100 Side Lunges, partner run down the hill and back to 3 curb burpees and swap.
– 100 Heels to sky, partner run down the hill and back to 3 curb burpees and swap.
– 50 Monkey humpers each for 100 per unit.
– Run 1/2 Mile back through the reverse route with the salute, stop at brick walkway infront of the MS the bear crawls to the stop sign, finish run to COT
– At COT a round of UP – DOWNS, then some Mary
MARY: LBC’s, Cow Milkers, American Hammers, Box Cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run, Bethel Men’s Shelter, Read your news letters
COT: It is what it is… Prayers for the families of those in attendance, and the rest of y’all! Thank you Jesus; that resurrection thing is real!

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Long duck walked into a bar and it hurt

WARMUP:
Windmill
SSH
Merkins
Moroccan nightclub
High knees
But kickers
Side shuffle

THE THANG:
Mosey over to the playground
3 rounds of 7 reps
Swinging merkin
Squats
Pull ups

Run lap around the track
Bear crawl length of turf field inside the track
Move over to the far playground

3 rounds of 7 reps
Incline merkin
LBCs
Lunges

Move to bball court for suicides, yes it is plural because we did it twice.

Move back to playground and repeat the exercises

Run a lap
Crab walk across turf
Move over to first playground
Repeat exercises we started with

MARY:
Not much time so we did a few stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Pyramid of Pain

Quick disclaimer
And warmup
5 windmills, 10 IW/10MNC

Mosey to behind school on bball courts where the pyramid of pain was set up

5 stations, 4 corners and 1 in middle
Partner up ( work is completed together)
Each of the corners had a cone with an exercise listed
LBCs, CDDs, Squats Monkey Humpers and then Hand release merkins in the middle
The corners increase by 10 each round but the HR merkins stay at 10- changed to this after realizing that having to do 4 sets per round, and increasing would be impossible. So at the corners 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 ( didn’t make it to round 5)
Mode of transport changed every round:
Bear crawls
Crawl bears
Partner carrys
Wheel barrows
Leap frogs (we didn’t make it to this round)
Two teams got through the full 4 rounds without bat flipping- lots of modifications happened so ppl took my disclaimer to heart ?

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I can’t feel my legs

WARMUP:
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 10 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 10 Imperial walkers
– 10 Hillbilly walkers
Mosey, stop at benches and do irkins, mosey, stop by basketball court, low slow squats, mosey to wall

Jackass burpee Webb:
Perform exercise like a Jack Webb, but do 1 burpee to 2 donkey kicks.

THE THANG:
Charles Bronson:
Cones laid out at 100 yards, then 20 yards past that.
50 SSH, then sprint 100 yards, then bear crawl 20 yards, mosey back to start
50 merkins, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
50 burpees, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
50 LBCs, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
50 jump squats, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
MARY:
Long duck diapers, flutters, American hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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