Together we accelerate

YHC was asked by Halfback to join the Pax at Coliseum to discuss Shieldlock and the importance of locking up with another man or men to grow together towards acceleration.

Weather was warm but less humid than normal in August.

WARMUP:

Circle around the school
SSH x 20
Abe Vigodas x 10
IW x 15
Mtn x 15
Merkins x 10

Wind sprints alone
Wind sprints arm and arm with a partner

Mosey to the back lot
THE THANG:

Partner Up for Dora
Flying Squirrels x 50
Big boys x 100
Monkey Humpers x 150

Seal Team sit ups x 10

Partner Derkins x 10
Partner Dips x 10
Rinse and Repeat 3 times

Seal Team sit ups x 10

Hold plank while each runner sprints 50 yards

Mosey back to COT
MARY:

LBCs x 10
Wheezy Jefferson x 10
Freddy Mercury x 10

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

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Battle at the colosseum

WARMUP: right to business

THE THANG: 4 events between the two teams.

Worked our way through a journey of exercises that moved your forward, backward, and back to the start.

Followed that up with cinderblocks Dora, we had a relay with cinderblocks, while the other teammates did, LBC, Calf Raises, Flutters, and Merkins.

Move to card sharks, where you went higher or lower than the card and did workouts according to what you drew.

Finally the kettlebell relay, where you did a lap with the KB and stopped for burpees

MARY: cinder block journey where we carried two blocks, took stops to do overhead presses, rows, swings and more

ANNOUNCEMENTS: golf tourney; fort mill care center, him camp

COT: Prayers and praises all around

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“AMRAP EMOM” which when translated means “ouch, my butt hurts.”

WARMUP: SSH, MNC, SQUATS, LBC
THE THANG: MOSEY 6 arrows with a burpee at each arrow. Continue to the benches.
AMRAP – 7 min:
15 SQUATS
10 LUNGES
5 Broad Jump Burpees

EMOM:
Merkins
Mike Tysons
Hand Release Merkins

AMRAP – 7 min:
10 Spider-Man
10 Broad Jump Burpees
20 High Knees

Mosey back to COT doing burpees at arrows.

EMOM:
LBCs
Hammers
Flutters

MARY:
IW
HW
Freddy Mercurys

ANNOUNCEMENTS: FT Mill Care Center, Golf Tournament, Bethel Men’s Shelter
COT: prayers for family and injured motorists.

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Olaf’s CHARGE in the rain

WARMUP:
– 10 Grass-pickers
– 10 Moroccan Nightclubs
– Plank to Down Dog with calf stretches to Sunrise

THE THANG:

2.5+ miles of glorious pain in the rain…

– Mosey to rear of school and stop at streetlight before playground

– Begin Olaf’s CHARGE – Do an exercise set at streetlight, move to next streetlight do exercise set, 1st to finish yells charge and runs back to the first streetlight for more burpees. Build-up repeating sets as you move to the next street light after each CHARGE back to the 1st streetlight for Burpees!
Sets:
– 5 Burpees (35 Total)
– 10 double count Hip-Dips (L/R) – (60 Total each side)
– 15 double count Lunges (L/R) – (75 Total each side)
– 20 Merkins (80 Total)
– 25 Squats (75 Total)
– 30 LBC’s (60 Total)
– 35 Monkey Humper’s (35 Total)

– Mosey back to front of GHMS at brick crosswalk

– Bear Crawls from brick crosswalk at GHMS to stop sign

– Move to COT

MARY:

– Heel touches, Heels to heaven, Hello Dolly’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: It is what it is…

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Why are we doing this?

WARMUP:
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 12 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 10 low slow squats
Mosey, karaoke, stop at curb and do 10 incline merkins on curb in cadence
Mosey, karaoke, 10 calf raises on curb in cadence
THE THANG:
4 corners of pain and some burpees
All corners start with 50 reps each, exercises stay the same each time around
– Corner 1: squats, then run to corner 2
– Corner 2: diamond merkins, then crawl bear to corner 3
– Corner 3: bomb jacks, then nur to corner 4
– Corner 4: big boys, then bear crawl to center of basketball court and do 5 burpees
– Repeat. Reps go down to 40, then 30, 20, 10. Burpees stay at 5 each time
MARY:
Who’s Mary?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Donuts are a food group!!

WARMUP:
Slow mosey
Lunge walk
Mosey
Fruit pickers
Imperial walkers
Low squat
Merkins
Slow mosey
Hillbilly walkers
Moracan night clubs
Slow mosey
3 rounds of Swing crunches and pull ups
THE THANG:
Accumulating ladder with bear crawl or lunge across turf between sets of exercises
1 merkin- 12 total
2 big boys – 22 total
3 SSH – 30 total
4 flutters – 36 total
5 burpees – 40 total
6 leg lifts – 42 total
7 sumo squats – 42 total
8 American hammers – 40 total
9 monkey humpers – 36 total
10 mountain climbers – 30 total
11 donkey kicks – 22 total
12 ski abs – 12 total
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Barry 7/22 7pm
Trash pick up
Blood drive
Christmas party
COT:
Temptation is real and used often since the beginning
As men we are made to make the tough decisions and hold the line and choose wisely when faced with temptation
Look to Sky Q and Concentrica and don’t do things impulsively :clap: :bacon: :fire: :point_up_2:

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Welcome back to the 90s

WARMUP: SSH while we gathered everyone to get the party started. Then took off for a short mosey over to the flags. Windmills, cherry pickers, low slow squats, merkins. Then ran to the back of the school.
THE THANG: we setup the DJ station for some 90s jams. Stating point was by the gym where the picnic tables were at and we would do 1 exercise, run to the end of the parking lot where the orange cones are normally at, then back to the music for the following exercise, reading left to right and then progressing down. But 1 exercise, then run every time. I think 2.5 miles were got or close to, and the kings were somewhere down to the jump squats.

10 burpees (30 seconds Al Gore)
15 diamonds (30 monkey humpers)
20 hand release (50 calf raises)
25 wide arm (50 flutters)
30 merkins (40 step ups total)
35 rangers (25 incline merkins)
40 carolina dry docs (30 hammers)
45 plank jacks (30 sec wall sit)
50 mountain climber (50 LBC)
60 shoulder taps (25 jump squat)
90 sec plank (25 decline merkins)

MARY: didn’t happen today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter and shovel flag handoff to Halfback!! Congrats!
COT: love these guys and the support they give each of us!

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When in doubt, blame Schwartz…

With no announcement as to the Q for the day as of the afternoon of the night before, which is unusual for <@U02679GQ1AT>, but becoming very usual for The Fort overall, I mentioned casually that I would just take it. So, Barkley dared me to. No, I don’t know exactly why, but here we are. It made me think of this as a Reverse Flick. In what may be the most famous scene from the movie A Christmas Story, Schwartz dares Flick to stick his tongue to the frozen flagpole on the playground. He throws all convention out the door and skips the Triple Dare and does right for the Triple Dog Dare. Which, as we all know, must be completed for fear of ever tarnishing a man’s reputation. In the case of the Colosseum, well, the roles were reversed and the metaphorical Flick (Barkley) dared Schwartz. Look, no one reads these except <@UGU3XR5RP> anyway, and it’s a weird place up in my head… so I’m just documenting all this for evidence when my wife finally has me committed. She’ll need a preponderance of evidence that I am, in fact, not quite right. This will help.

I decided to “play all the hits” of the Colosseum for our workout, explained in slightly more detail below. But again, as we all know that these are written primarily for the stats, I won’t bother with large amounts of detail.

WARMUP:
I’m sure I did some really slow windmills and stuff

THE THANG:
– Light poles to the end (before the right turn to go up the hill)
– Stop at each pole for 5 merkins
– Head up the hill
– Stop at intersections for 15 (double count) flutters
– Down hill
– Stop at intersections again for 15 LBCs
– Run to back to the wall
– Far side of lot – bear crawl to the wall, over the wall 5 burpees, over the wall, crawl bear back
– Bottom of the hill, grab a rock
– Overhead presses and curls
– Up the hill
– Stopping at light posts for 10 jump squats
– Down hill
– Stopping at light posts for 5 lunges each leg
– Grab a rock
– Chest presses, and something else I can’t remember

MARY:
No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read your newsletter.

COT:
The 5th Core Principle.

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Convergence??

WARMUP: mosey up the hill behind the AO. Warm up exercises every few lightpoles

THE THANG: go to wal mart and meet Golden Corral PAX for a partner DORA 1/2/3

100 merkins
200 squats
300 LBC’s

Mosey back with a few exercises in cadence on the way.

MARY: she wasn’t there. Open to all men.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call Barkley. :eye:

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