Category: colosseum

Long duck walked into a bar and it hurt

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WARMUP:
Windmill
SSH
Merkins
Moroccan nightclub
High knees
But kickers
Side shuffle

THE THANG:
Mosey over to the playground
3 rounds of 7 reps
Swinging merkin
Squats
Pull ups

Run lap around the track
Bear crawl length of turf field inside the track
Move over to the far playground

3 rounds of 7 reps
Incline merkin
LBCs
Lunges

Move to bball court for suicides, yes it is plural because we did it twice.

Move back to playground and repeat the exercises

Run a lap
Crab walk across turf
Move over to first playground
Repeat exercises we started with

MARY:
Not much time so we did a few stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Pyramid of Pain

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Quick disclaimer
And warmup
5 windmills, 10 IW/10MNC

Mosey to behind school on bball courts where the pyramid of pain was set up

5 stations, 4 corners and 1 in middle
Partner up ( work is completed together)
Each of the corners had a cone with an exercise listed
LBCs, CDDs, Squats Monkey Humpers and then Hand release merkins in the middle
The corners increase by 10 each round but the HR merkins stay at 10- changed to this after realizing that having to do 4 sets per round, and increasing would be impossible. So at the corners 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 ( didn’t make it to round 5)
Mode of transport changed every round:
Bear crawls
Crawl bears
Partner carrys
Wheel barrows
Leap frogs (we didn’t make it to this round)
Two teams got through the full 4 rounds without bat flipping- lots of modifications happened so ppl took my disclaimer to heart ?

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I can’t feel my legs

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WARMUP:
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 10 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 10 Imperial walkers
– 10 Hillbilly walkers
Mosey, stop at benches and do irkins, mosey, stop by basketball court, low slow squats, mosey to wall

Jackass burpee Webb:
Perform exercise like a Jack Webb, but do 1 burpee to 2 donkey kicks.

THE THANG:
Charles Bronson:
Cones laid out at 100 yards, then 20 yards past that.
50 SSH, then sprint 100 yards, then bear crawl 20 yards, mosey back to start
50 merkins, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
50 burpees, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
50 LBCs, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
50 jump squats, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
MARY:
Long duck diapers, flutters, American hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Badly Broken Chicken Dance

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WARMUP:
12 SSH
12 CASBAH #2s
12 Walking Jacks
THE THANG:
Mosey to the rocks-
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
1 Burpee
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
2 Burpees
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
3 Burpees etc up to 6 and back down to 1.
Seemed like a good idea on paper.

I fartsacked and we moseyed out to the track for a mixed bag of scissoring and pickle pushers. <@USBP08L1G> had a rock in his pocket and I believe he was ALSO glad to see me.

We moseyed to the benches where we added some incline merkins, dips and something like “Bavarian one legged crotch crackers” or something. Like a one legged squat. Moseyed to the next set of benches and added some more of the same.

Moseyed to COT for some “u call it”.
MARY: She brought <@U5DBBKTE0>
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fastest 5, read your newsletter. AKA
COT: P&P for all those within and without F3 who are sick, tired, cold , hungry or alone. :pray:

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Go as fast as you want

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WARMUP: Long Mosey, then the usual:
20 SSH IC
10 LSS IC
10 Cherry Pickers IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
10 MNCs IC
Yoga

THE THANG:
To the Light Pole$! PAX were encouraged to go as hard/fast as they could.
Starting at the bottom, run to first light pole and perform 1 burpee. Return to start and perform one exercise.
Then run to 2nd light pole and perform 2 burpees, return to start and do second exercise.
Continue to 10th light pole. Exercises below. Pyramid if you complete early.
10 Bomb Jax
20 Merkins
30 Wide Arm Merkins
40 Squats
50 LBCs
40 Lunges
30 Diamond Merkins
20 American Hammers
10 CDDs

Extra Credit – Pyramid the workout (do in reverse) if there’s enough time.

MARY: Boys only.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Probably.
COT: Stays in COT.

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Gloom 3: Return of Fusion

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WARMUP: We did
THE THANG: We ran to the back of the school and got rocks and carried them around, and then we jumped over walls and stuff.
MARY: No chicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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No show, No problem

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WARMUP: <@U08GGTLHL> took the lead, exercise was called, 5 burpees, exercise was called, 4 burpees, exercise called, 3 burpees, exercise called, 2 burpees, exercise called, 1 burpees

THE THANG: cardboard roulette from the trunk of my car. 10 exercises on the board, 10 reps each followed by a lap. 9 exercises, 10 reps each followed by a lap, 8 exercises followed by a lap, descending down from there

MARY: Flitters and box cutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: prayer and praise from everyone

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Sprints, light poles and burpees

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WARMUP: mosey to the far parking lot at the end of the school.

Exercises in cadence included:
SSH
Merkins
Low slow squats
People’s chair with Moroccan night clubs
Hillbilly walkers
Imperial walkers
Windmills
Produce pickers
Peter Parker’s

THE THANG: mosey to the the hill
An exercise was called in cadence at every light pole – at varying numbers of reps – YHC called sprint and pax sprinted to the next light pole. This took place to the top of the hill and then back down – a total of 20 light poles were “visited”. PAX took turns calling exercises on the way down. Leadership is best when shared.

Mosey back to basketball courts with a combo of lunge walks and bear crawls across.

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: you bet – read your newsletter
COT: remains the 5th core principle. Be thankful for all we’ve been given.

Thanks for the call, Barkley. :eye:

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Look at that Hill

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Ran around lots of string of pearls.

Tried to climb every hill possible in a reverse bear crawl

Worked a good deal on side lunges, and moving around with ease, finished with a Jack Webb that the brothers tried to skip, but joined us eventually

Always an honor to lead a group of men I respect so much.

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Little push, little pull

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WARMUP: Light rain was in the forecast and it was cold…so going to chalk those factors to the low numbers but Barkley and Farmers were not deterred. We did a quick lap by the elementary school along with the following warmup: SSH, windmills, low slow squats, cherry pickers, merkins, sprinter stretches, lower back stretch, and finally some hamstring and more lower back stretches.
THE THANG: Before we jumped in, these boys needed some old school Jack Webb because who doesn’t love JW! I know Jiffy does, miss that guy! 1 pushups, 4 overhead claps, 2 pushups 8 claps…up to 10 and 40. These guys loved it. We did this over by the small parking lot at the top of the school hill.

At the top of this hill, then down at the valley/bottom, then at the KW parking lot entrance we did:
– 10 diamonds at the top
– 10 jumping squats at the bottom
– 10 4-count flutters at KW
– Rinse and repeat starting with 10 diamonds at KW and so on.
We did this for 3 full sets and managed to eat up a good amount of time.
MARY: Airborne special
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: prayers for our family, jobs, each other…and lots of things we can’t control.

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