Improvisation Q

WARMUP:
15 Wind mill
15 Hill Billy walkers
15 cherry pickers
20 sumo Squats
20 Merkins
THE THANG:
Cocaine bear crawl
Lunge walk
Burpee bear crawl
Lunge walk
Squat bear crawl

Running a round in front of the school. Doing 5 burpees at one of each round. At the other End stacking exercises:
10 LBCs
20 step ups
30 Flutters
40 Squats
50 merkins
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Shelter, Tortoise and the hare, lawn mowing
COT:

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Webs, webs, webs

WARMUP: windmills, arm circles, low slow squat
THE THANG: Mossy to big drop off loop
1 merkin 4 shoulder taps, stop at each lamp post and increase the web 2-8 for a full loop circle with ten stops ending with 10 merkins and 40 shoulder taps.
Mossy half loop for another web: 1 squat-4 calf raise, progressive to 10 squats and 40 calf raise, feeling the burn on those calves.
Mossy to start of loop, full loop Indian run, everyone got to do it twice, walk/decompress for half the loop to school entrance find a wall, people’s chair, each pax did 5 Side straddle hops while everyone else is holding position.
Mossy to grassy area, find a comfy spot for next web. We had a visit from Captain Thor for abs web, 1 big boy- 4 American hammers progressive to 10 BB and 40 AH ( lots of grunting here) recover, mossy around small loop, back to grassy area for some broga. Apparently my brain was leaking here after counting so many reps..
MARY: broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel shelter, tortoise and hare, Manion, May 16th CSAUP
COT: stays in COT

TINSEL 🎄 OUT

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Michigan 69 – UConn 63

WARMUP: ssh, iw, hillbilly walker, Moroccan night clubs, windmills, cherry pickers

THE THANG:

Mosey around the front of campus stopping at random light poles (to keep the group on their toes) for exercises. Route was down to GHES teacher lot at Dave Gibson – through GHES bus loop – through GHMS bus loop

Increasing Rep counts at each pole: 6 – 9 – 15 (6+9) and occasionally 54 (6*9) in honor of NCAA champ Michigan’s 69pts last night. So each exercise took 3-4 poles to complete

Exercises:
merkins
Peter Parker’s
Mountain climbers
Lunges
Big boys
Burpees
Plank jacks

Total distance covered: 2.5 miles

MARY: Round robin – Lbc, flutter, hello dolly, box cutter

ANNOUNCEMENTS: tortoise and hare

COT: prayers for family and loved ones; safe travel on spring break; aging parents

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Sweep the 7s

WARMUP: Side straddle hops, imperial walkers

THE THANG: 7s between merkins and burpees. About .42 mile in between.

MARY: running inspired stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Several events coming up including a trip to the DMV for some. Stay on top of your newsletter

COT: Heavy hearts today

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Following the arrows…

WARMUP: Mozy to the front of GHMS for imperial walkers, mountain climbers, and Moroccan night clubs.
THE THANG: After the warmup proceeded toward Dave Gibson blvd and stopped at the first working street light for the shortest round of sevens. (Daylight savings time limited the number of working street lights). Pax lined up on one side of the street for 1 Mike Tyson, then bear crawled across the road for 6 big boy sit-ups. We then bear crawled back to the start for a rinse and repeat count up/count down until we did 6 Tysons and 1 big boy sit-up.
We then ran down the road to the entrance of the elementary school. On the length of the street are three columns of arrows to direct school traffic to the elementary and middle schools. We ran down the turn lane until the arrows ended and then started our journey back. At each arrow in the column the Pax did five burpees (45 total) before returning to the starting point.
Moving on to the center column of arrows, we ran down and headed back with 10 LBCs (120 total) at each. Rinse and repeat down the final column where we did Merkins (80) on the way back to start. Round two consisted of Dips (90), Squats (120), overhead claps (80).
MARY: Short on time we ran back to COT for < 1 minute of full body destroyers. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Upcoming CSAUPSand volunteer opportunities. COT: Health: Family, friends, Pax, coworkers. Mental health and those around us who are impacted.

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What kind of Burpees?

WARMUP:
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Moroccan nightclubs
Hillbilly walkers

Mosey to parking lot in front of school for The Hightower
9 burpees
9 burpees with plank jack
9 burpees with triple hand release merkin
9 burpees with triple jump squat
9 burpees with triple hand release merkin, plank jack, and triple jump squat
THE THANG:
The Billy Madison
Each round is 12 reps, complete each round in order up to 12th grade. Run in between

Moroccan night clubs
Lbc
Calf raises
Merkins
Flutters
Squats
Shoulder taps
American hammers
Lunges
Burpees
Big boys
Good mornings
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Football Field Follies

WARMUP: Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers and some stretching downward dog and hinetmooners
THE THANG: We were on the football field every numbered yard line you had an exercise, you ran to the yard line and nur back to the goalie.
10 Yard line 10 Burpees
20 yard line 20 Mt Climbers
30 yard line 30 Merkins
40 yard line 40 LBC’s
50 yard line 50 SSH
40 yard line 40 LBC’s
30 yard line 30 Merkins
20 yard line 20 Mt Climbers
10 yard line 10 Burpees
Rinse and repeated

MARY: No Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break the dam 10k
COT: Prayers amd Praises

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Colosseum 2/24/2026

WARMUP:
– Side-straddle hop,
– Strawberry pickers,
– Plank to down dog calf stretches, from plank Left arm to the sky with some hip dips, Right arm to the sky with some hip dips

THE THANG:
– Mossey around the MS drop-off loop, over to the top of the hill at Dave Gibson by school entrance; Partner up for Dora.

– 100 Sumo squats, partner runs down the hill to the second street light then back to the top and does 3 curb burpees. Partners swap until 100 reps completed.

– 100 Walkin’ Merkins, partner runs down the hill to the second street light then back to the top and does 3 curb burpees. Partners swap until 100 reps completed.

– 100 Side Lunges, partner runs down the hill to the second street light then back to the top and does 3 curb burpees. Partners swap until 100 reps completed.

– 100 LBCs, partner runs down the hill to the second street light then back to the top and does 3 curb burpees. Partner swap until 100 reps completed.

– 100 Monkey humpers – 50 each partner for 100 total. Partner runs down the hill to the second street light then back to the top and does 3 curb burpees.

– Run back through the elementary school drop-off, cut-over to middle school drop-off lane and stop at brick walkway in-front of the MS. Bear crawl past curb then mossey to COT

MARY:
– 10 Box cutters
– 20 Flutters
– 10 Baby leg circles in flutter position
– 10 American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your news letters

COT: It is what it is… Prayers and blessings for aging family members.

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Your MILGA is showing

What a wonderful day in the MILGAhood. This being my first visit and q to Colosseum, I aimed to disappoint. The workout was this

– poles on the back of the school. increase rep count by 1 at each pole then return to start. Burpee Merkin Squat is taking the fort by storm
– found the only set of accessible steps on the entire west side. The count was however many leaps it took to get to the top by each pax. Average was 3 leaps. Some folks (Bandcamp) were jackasses and took 9. First excersice was burpees, then after everyone went we did dips
– then went to the court for broadjumps as our rep count. average was 4. step ups was the excersice until all pax had jumped
– lunge walk and bear crawl back to cot for 5 minutes of mary

Yes, i made pretty much all of this up as we went. I like to live dangerously like that.

Work from the Bird:
We all need prayers. Its not selfish to ask someone to pray for you. Don’t think you always need to pray for someone else. That’s a great thing, but you need to be right also. Work on that vertical relationship. Gotta get you right so you can help others. I’m asking for prayers for me. Send me all the love you got right now and ask Gods help too. I challenge you all to be bold and pick someone in COT to pray for. Even if they don’t ask for it. I GUARANTEE it will make their entire day having that power.

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Beat the deck

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, windmill

THE THANG:
Start with 9 cards face up, each card is associated with a workout and each suite is associated with a MOT. We went around picking higher or lower of any card, if we get it right we have that persons lead a 10 cadences on it..if we get it wrong we do the 10 cadences and MOD to the light pole and back and flip the card. The objective was to complete the deck….we failed :disappointed:

MARY:
Who doesn’t have time for 7 minute abs? Apparently us as we ran short

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Break the dam reschedule; Bethels men shelter, read your news letter

COT:
Prayers health and wellness

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