Golden Corral 2024 Kick Off

WARMUP: The pax were disclaimed and we slow moseyed toward the east side of the parking lot for COP
THE THANG:
COP (all in double count cadence)
SSH x 25, windmill x 10, imperial walker/hillbilly walker x 20, low, slow squat x 20, CDD x 10 hold/right, left leg/arm high/6″ hold/downward dog/honeymooner/6″ hold, jumping lunge x 20 (crowd pleaser), Rosalita x 25, wide arm merkin x 10/6″ hold/mountain climber x 25
Mosey to the retaining wall for 9’s. (burpees and dips).
Mosey to the front of HT, line up and lung walk/squat the distance of the parking spaces.
Indian run through the parking lot. Last man drops and does 3 merkins before running to the front.

MARY/OTHER:
Freddie Merc x 25, Pretzel crunch x 25, Hello Dolly x 25.
The Infamous Airborne Hip Abductor routine.
Body Destroyer for 60s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Damn to Damn Bar in Feburary, Fish sticks/Slap Shot cryptic CSAUP in 2 weeks. All we know is that it’s 4 man teams and it’s at TCES on a Saturday (read your newsletter)

COT:
Prayers for Huffy’s mother (illness), Change Order’s daughter (wisdom teeth). Praise for Cyclops wife celebrating a birthday!

It was a privilege to lead the men today on the 1st Golden Corral workout for 2024. Thirty degree, dry air never felt so good! If you don’t post in the winter time, you are really missing out. Slow Jams announced that the shovel flag will be passed next week so be on the lookout for that. GC is my regular stop on Tuesdays and I’ve enjoyed spending time with him. He was a steady, entertaining presence every week, and did a fine job as site Q. Smuggler was also with us today as he continues his comeback. Keep it going brother! Here’s to another year of F3 at The Fort!

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Pick you poison

WARMUP: mosey to Walgreens for IC windmills, Moroccan nightclubs, Cherry pickers, hillbilly and imperial walkers, merkins and stretching
THE THANG: mosey to grace church lot for partner pick your poison Dora that included 100 merkins(sen tressel), 200 step ups(grassy knoll), 300 squats(half shell), 400 lbc(slow jams). We also did some more stretching at the end.
MARY: went around the circle for some more ic stretching and ending with a 30 sec full body destroyer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: dam to damn bar, wine dinner at fish market
COT: prayers and praises for friends, family, and loved ones

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DORA at Sonic

WARMUP: It was cold so we got right to it.
SSH, WindMills, Produce Pickers. Then we mosey to the smaller circle at the apartments for some clock work. Then ran to Sonic.
THE THANG: DORA was there with 100 wide arm merkins, 200 V-ups and 300 sumo squats. For those who were fast, combination of LBC and or Merkins. Ran back towards COT. Needed more milage so on to Harris Teeter for a wall sit with burpees. Change Order requested happy jumps, it was entertaining!! 40-love ended with a Karate Kick!
MARY: Went around with AH, Hello Dolly and Gas Pumpers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Readctge news letter, D2D, Wednesday mini Convergence, and more,
COT: Prayers for patience, trust in tge lord and mental health during the season.

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Cuban Style Buffet of Pain

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG:
Round 1:Cheese Shredder, Wall Sit, and Balls to the Wall
Round 2: Dora with 100 reps each following exercise:
Crunches
Overhead Claps
Hello Dollies
Inclined Merkins
Burpees
American Hammers
Timer was other partner running to end of parking lot and back
Closed with Bear Crawls and Crab Walks to first parking lot island.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Audible, Ausdible

WARMUP: Substitute Q announcement for Bitcon and gave disclaimer. Warm up run to the kids learning academy. We warmed up Michael Phelps, MNC, Hillbilly Walkers. Windmills and ran down the hill to the apartments.
THE THANG: Asked Half Shell and Huffy to pick an exercise. We did 7’s on the hill with Burpees at the top and Squats at the bottom. Then, we did an apache 10 count with Half Shell. and then Change Order. Planked it up in the middle of the apartments and ran back up to the rear parking lot. Another apache 10 count with Skipper while lung walking towards Express Oil. Mosey the rest of the way to the side of Teeter for walk work. 1st we did wall sit with a run out to monkey humpers. 2nd, we did BTW with a run out to 1 burbee. Slow Mosey back to COT while Huffy did an apache 10 count.
MARY: At COT. Huffy lead us on broga, then all Pax called out 1 ab workout.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf, Party, CSUP, D2D and D2DB.
COT: Prayers for travel mercies, thankful for safe travels, prayer for teenage drivers and making it through the holiday week with extended family.

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Rain, no shine

WARMUP: Grinder stretch
THE THANG: 100 big boys, Bobby Hurley’s, flutters, LBC‘s, squats, monkey humpers, Freddie Mercury’s,
MARY: wind mills, rosalitas, 6 in 10 count to plank to shoulder taps, Morrocan night clubs all in the pouring rain
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Get Motivated

WARMUP: Mosey and Windmill
THE THANG:
The Motivator

Dora
100 Mercans-Bear Crawl
200 Flutters- Burpie Broad Jumps
300 Box Cutters- Power Skips

Fire Hydrants, Military press
Overhead and Forward claps 30 in cadence

Standing shoulder taps and 2 minutes of planks

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A Halloween Nightmare

COP

Take a lap around HT

SSH x 30
Windmills x 15
Mtn Climbers x 15
IW x 15

The Thang:

Mosey to new spot

H-and Release Merkins x 100
A-ir Squats x 100
Take a lap
L-unges x 100 each legs
L-ow Dolly x 150
O-ut and Back – take a lap
W-orld War II Sit Ups x 100
E-scalator (10 Jump Squats, 20 Burpees, 30 Merkins, 40 Squats, 50 Lunges)
Take a lap
E-mpty Wheelbarrow
N-olan Ryans x 50 (each side)

Mosey home. Only Slapshot made it to the end.

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Benjamin’s for my GIL

WARMUP: 60/100 SSH’s, merkins, produce pickers, imperial walkers, p Parker’s, etc.
THE THANG: 100 stepups & dirkins 20/100 SSH’s
A pendulum- 100 of something to 100 of something to 100 of something else.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT:celebrated my grandma-in-laws 100th birthday

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Tuesday Morning Fun Time!

Warm-up:
• Side straddle hops
• Cherry Pickers
• Moroccan night-clubs
• Merkins
• Hold position for down dog
• Honeymooners
• Right side plank
• Left side plank

• Mosey with sandbag and circle up. Sandbag rotates and the PAX does clean n jerks.
• 2 min burpees
• 2 min big bois
• 2 min squats
• 2 min peter parkers
• 2 min merkins
• 2 min imperial walkers
• MOSEY TO THE WALL
• Handstand against wall and do 5 HSPU (or hold for 30 sec)
• One at a time, run out and do 3 of your finest burpees
• PARTNER DORA (run around light poles – 20 min)
• 100 Merkins
• 200 Squats
• 300 Flutter
400 Calf raises

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Nessie at Lake Wylie 10/21

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