Pearls of Wisdom and Anchorman as War Baby

WARMUP: stretchin & Flying Squirrels
THE THANG: Mosey to PKES, partner up for a Dora with laps around the drop off lane. Next, work a ladder up/down the hill between the campuses. Then over to the wall in back for some wall site of pain. Finish up with a nice Jack Webb
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Yuse
COT: prayers for community, churches & our schools. Thanks @Boogie. Keep The Ballroom humming

Sincerely,
Shortest Of All Sales

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I Don’t Always Dance Salsa, But When I do we Boogie Down !

WARMUP: Welcome & Disclaimer
THE THANG: We jumped into a circuit training of pain stations with 10 Reps each of the following: LSS, Merkins, Flutter Kicks, 60lb Sand Bag Over Head Toss, Ruck Sack Curls, SSH, Monkey Humpers, 40lb Bent Over Rows, Big Boys. Every 5-10 minutes we Mosey a lap around the parking lot x2, and 1 backwards jog.
MARY: Lots of fellowship, and sweet tunes.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIM Camp, Men Bethel Shelter, & NEWSLETTER
COT: Praises & Prayer, 5th Core Principles and shared with Halfback about the 3 Fs.

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History of the Ballroom

WARMUP: some stretching for a few of us New Balance wearers and then a wide variety of standard warm up fun

THE THANG: we reminisced about moderate pax and the beginning of the ballroom – started by Cakeboss and Change Order.

Wide Left, Culture Club, Dungaree, Manzel, Curious George and other names from the past were invoked…

We started at top of hill but stop sign w one Merkin. Ran down hill to bridge for one LBC. Then over bridge to the track to do one squat. Back to the top of hill for two merkins, then two lbc, two squats…etc to 7.

Back around other side of school for some dips and sermons (by request). A little Mary to finish.

Over two miles. Good mumble chatter.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Yards of fun

WARMUP: slight mosey. SSH, wind mills, produce pickers, mtn climbers, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, moroccan nightclubs
THE THANG: a little stretching with toy soldiers, knees to chest. Lined up to do 7s. Round 1 squats and merkins. Walk to top of hill then most to football field. 10 yard line exercises. Increment based on yardline up to 50(5 reps) then run back. Merkins, plank jacks, squats, SSH, shoulder taps. Last round did whole field with CDDs. Mosey to wall wait for six. Mosey to COT
MARY: PAX choice. Flutterjax, box cutters, hello dolly and Freddy Mercury.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: him camp, convergence, stuff the bus, journey discussion Wed at hangin with Stang.
COT: prayers for health issues lost friends and family.

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Four Corners & a Burpee!!

WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, Cherry Pickers, Flying Squirrels, Imperial Squat Walkers, The Drill Instructor,
THE THANG: Four Corners on the Football field, 50yd line and end zone, pick a card, do the Thang, run, nur, karaoke, side shuffle to each corner. The 400m run around the track was a crowd pleaser. One burpee in the middle of the field in between sets thanks to @Twister who was pumped up to an ‘80s rockin’ soundtrack of Boston, Christopher Cross’ Ride Like the Wind, The Cars, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen. Indian run back to COT.
MARY: Box Cutters, Flutters, LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Black Flag workout, 08/04 Convergence @ PKMS, Shovel Handoff
COT: Prayers for @Cornerstone’s neighbors

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Your turn to lead

WARMUP: The scheduled Q was DR. The Pax sprang into action.
THE THANG: The 4 pax took turns leading small sets around the front and side of the AO.
MARY: Broga “The Pigeon” made an appearance.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: All of them.
COT: The good stuff.

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Moderate HIIT

Back by (very) popular demand we headed to the football field where we ran sprint after sprint after mall walk. The pax selected pre printed instructions from the bucket of running pain and mostly Bass-O won the 100 yard dashes. No hamstring injuries. The watch said 2 miles. Then we retired to the COT but got in a few @airborne hip flexors before the rain came. We missed @rebel but I heard he doesn’t do drizzle.

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Four corners for 4 HIM

WARMUP:
Mosey around the parking lot, and then head to warm-o-rama which includes below in cadence,
SSH
Windmills
Tunnel Touches/produce pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers

Mosey to the back of the school for some,
Toy Soldiers
High Knees
Butt Kickers
Backwards run
All with Sprint back to the starting line

THE THANG:
Mosey to the front parking lot for some four corners that included,

Station # 1
25 Mountain Climbers
25 Plank Jacks
25 Squats

Station # 2
25 Merkins
20 Lunges
25 SSH

Station # 3
25 Calf raises
50 Skipping without rope
50 LBCs

Station # 4
20 CDD
20 Freddie Mercury
20 Dying cockroach

MARY: Ended with some additional Ab work with two minutes to CoT.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter
COT: Prayers for safe travels and health for PAX and families

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